There is activity, but it is below the radar. Our elites are having a busy time celebrating Xmas in their safe places, having a squeeky good time in their fashionable fetish gear. There is much regurgitation of main stream media memes, but for those left off the invite list for Epstein Island, different thoughts. Tuesday, the groomer adjacent start to scrub their timelines. Friday, the War God starts to attend quality control meetings. A bit late, as all will realize after what happens Saturday. If only coach Don Cherry was around to tell them about catch up hockey. Your destiny is written in the stars! Let astrology give you the heads up on when to keep your head down!
Sunday, December 31, 2023
Friday, December 29, 2023
Top 5 New Years Resolutions that will destroy your career
You can lose your job for having a politically incorrect New Years resolution. Keeping on top of the moving goal posts is a challenge. Avoid entrapment by rent seekers this year with this good advice. Here are the Top 5 New Years Resolutions that will destroy your career.
Thursday, December 28, 2023
Top 5 new tools for woke Actuaries
Anyone who has printed up business cards at home knows that putting Actuary on their card is a good career move. But it keeps getting better for un documented Actuaries, and the Actuary adjacent! Here are the top 5 new tools for woke Actuaries:
Wednesday, December 27, 2023
Top 5 reasons for far right fanatics to support Universal Basic Income
I asked an economist about UBI. He said it removes the incentive to work. I would ask a politician but you cannot get close to them for a conversation any more. Between the security and the vengeful mob, there is no polite discourse. Nobody has any doubts that UBI is the carrot that will get Justin a majority in the next election. UBI will do a Pearl Harbor on Capitalism, eh. It is hard to exploit the working man when there is no working man. UBI removes the incentive to work, but there is the bright side for far right fanatics. Here are the top 5 reasons.
Monday, December 25, 2023
Professor Bob
Choose
You likely have listened to kids playing in a sandbox or a playhouse, and have seen them get into some sort of an argument. They can easily escalate to a shouting match, where one or the other or both disavow their friendship. They may angrily shout they will never be friends and never speak again. They might divide the play area in half, move to opposite ends of the sandbox and ignore each after a few more insults.But go back in an hour and you will likely discover they have patched up their
differences.
They are playing together, friends again, their disagreement forgotten.
How do they do that? Why do they do that? The answer is simple.
They choose happiness over righteousness.
Season’s greetings, my friends. There is much to be learned from the young.
Professor Bob
Sunday, December 24, 2023
Saturday, December 23, 2023
Top 5 last minute Xmas gifts!
Here at Mitchieville, we care. There is always someone late to your Xmas list, so here are the Top 5 last minute Xmas gifts.
Horoscope for the week of December 24, 2023
The month of Santa has just started. Xmas will be a little different this year, but then again, it will be more like itself. Santa still makes lists, but people have been a little sluggish about the 'nice' part, instead pushing ahead with lubricated joy after the 'naughty' part. Well, astrology has the heads up on when you should keep your head down. Stay away from crowds.
Friday, December 22, 2023
Top 5 household radiation leak hacks
Now that the bug eating government has convinced everyone that the law is myopic and fickle, you can use all your favorite radioactive kitchen accessories. Open borders shipping means you can access a diversity of goods and devices. And do not talk about all the wonderful stuff you can get with your rubles. Anyway, you need to know the Top 5 household radiation leak hacks.
Victory Coffee
This video clip reminds me of my time in the Motorcycle Anti-Tank Rifle unit based out of Hillsburgh, Ontario. In the heart of every Canadian Forces soldier is the dream to be a part of the Warsaw Pact family of Armies. Nobody really likes the Americans that much, really. A mighty Guards Tank Army should have forward positions at Coutts, Alberta. Sigh. Anyway, the government would not give us anything like weapons and ammo, so a generous benefactor, a captain of industry, gave us the tanks and weapons we needed. It was the Cold War, so he bought them from Romania. The officers mess has pictures of Ceausescu giving our colonel in chief (at the time) the keys to a tank. For years, I thought he was a car salesman. Victory Coffee.
Thursday, December 21, 2023
Bran Muffin at Bedtime
Watch this a few times. This is Ireland, today.
https://x.com/valerie70154568/status/1704505043397857654?s=20
The gentleman being accompanied by the Garda has his own wiki page.
Wow.
So This Happened 21/12/23
Canadian Parents Sleepless Over Garbage Economy - I'm not going to link or quote the story because the site won't let me copy from their page and paste it here. Dickheads.
Anyway, it says that out of 1000 Canadian parents polled, 92% are worried about high inflation and cost of living. That total seems high, but let's just say it's legit for the time being.
This is typically when advocates from MAID come crashing through parents doors like the Kool-Aid guy, and exclaim, "Oh Ya, how about a vial of lidocaine?"
That was messed up, but I really wanted to stick in a Kool-Aid reference in this post.
German Police Raid Pro Palestinian Feminist Group
The GDP police trade union representative for the Berlin area, Benjamin Jendro, wrote on X, formerly Twitter, that around 200 officers took part in the operation.
They searched six flats, an office and a cafe in the districts of Neukölln, Friedrichshain, Karlshorst, Wedding, Kreuzberg, Prenzlauer Berg and Wedding, the BZ newspaper reported.
There are six suspects, five of whom are said to belong to the group Zora.
German outlets reported that the raid was mainly prompted by a statement the group posted on its Instagram account on October 12. The statement was titled: "No liberation of women without the liberation of Palestine."
This is like the most awesome version of Activist vs Activist Fenris could have ever imagined. Except it's real, and it's Germans defending Jews from feminist leftists whose crime was having an opinion.
This is the greatest time ever to be alive!
The Salvation Army Can't Find Bell Ringers
The Sally Ann, as the charitable organization is sometimes called, says a shortage of volunteers means it may not meet its $4.2 million fundraising target this year.
The need is greater than ever, says Captain Gina Haggett, the divisional commander for the Salvation Army British Columbia.
“So far the Salvation Army here in British Columbia is only at about 31 per cent of their provincial goal, and we are hoping that volunteers will turn out,” Haggett said.
The simple and obvious solution to this is for the Salvation Army to get POC to ring dem bells, because those horrible white racists are tired of the Army's crap.
Besides, you're not even a real army.
Victory Coffee
This clip makes me angry. It does not reflect the diversity. I like to watch it and think about using AI to make it reflect the perfect Harvard-Person. First of all, they would have to keep their doors locked. And these people, they stink of honest work; that is hate towards perfume Karens. Where are the oppressed Qwerty? Oh well. Remember to tell HR that you hate America. Victory Coffee.
Wednesday, December 20, 2023
Mitchieville's Financial BootCamp Team-Building Exercises
As part of your experience at Mitchieville's Financial Bootcamp, you will meet fellow Financial Bootcampers and engage in a day-long exercise we refer to as, "There is No I in Team" day.
Professor Bob
Enough, Already
Is it enough? What is enough? Do I have enough? Have I done enough?
The dictionary says: occurring in such quantity, quality, or scope as to fully meet demands, needs, or
expectations.
Crap!! That is no help at all!!
Tuesday, December 19, 2023
Mitchieville Inflation Indexes
It's time again to discuss our financial situation here in Mitchievillle. Specifically, The Mayor would like to talk to you about inflation.
There are a few inflation indexes that The Mayor is sure you are aware of and which I will discuss, however, there are a few different inflation indexes that we use in Mitchieville that you may not be aware of. We will talk about those, as well.
CPI - Consumer Price Index - Exp. - 3.1% Act. - 2.9%
PCE - Personal Consumption Expenditures - Exp. 3.7% Act. 3.6%
Those are the two types of inflation indexes that you have most likely heard about, but in Mitchieville, we like to refer to other indexes that aren't as common. We feel this gives us a greater understanding of where we are heading in this economy. Knowledge is power, after all.
BFR - Barista Frappuccino Rate - this measures the year to year increase in prices found at your local coffee shop for drinks consumed by unbearable, pompous, pretentious liberal scumbags.
Drinks include - frapps, capps, blended drinks, anything involving pumpkin spice, and every drink ordered that has the word venti, demi, grande, short, or tall attached to it.
GAI - Guacamole Affordability Index - EXP. 11.7% Act. 14.7%
This index refers to the year-over-year increase in guacamole and guacamole related food items.
This index is also refereed to as the painfully stupid Millennial Index (PSMI).
SSS - Selfie Stick Scale Exp. 4.3% Act. 4.1%
This index measures the inflation in the market of selfie-related accessories. It reflects the cost of the products needed to maintain an online persona and being an overall complete waste of skin.
Top five ways to make your shopping experience in Toronto the best of the year!
Toronto is the City of Light! Here are the top five ways to make your shopping experience in Toronto the best of the year!
Pfizer Advent Calendar
Only 6 more sleeps 'till Christmas.
If you happened to get the Pfizer shot, you'll be lucky to get 6 more sleeps in.
Monday, December 18, 2023
Top five things to avoid putting in your child's Christmas stocking
Christmas is coming, and you want to have some pictures to show the Lamprey-Canadians in Human Resources what a Jellyfish-Canadian you are. Here are the top five things to avoid putting in your child's Christmas Stocking:
Professor Bob
No wind will take you there
If you don’t know which port you want to reach, no wind will take you there.
If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride.
Yahh, OK, so what?
Let me introduce a character out Larry Niven’s book, “The Mote in God’s Eye.” As
Niven says, he is more of a state of mind, a way of seeing the world, than a real
person. Call him, ”Crazy Eddie.”
Sunday, December 17, 2023
Canadian Tire School Of Merchandising
When it comes to deals that are too good to be true (because they are too good to be true), nothing beats Canada's own Canadian Tire.
Victory Coffee
At least with Global Warming, you will be able to head out to the beach all year long; unless we get the Global Cooling. Victory Coffee
Saturday, December 16, 2023
Horoscope for the week of December 17, 2023
There is no preparation for the unexpected. Maybe Santa really does exist and does not like being cancelled by people with hearts of coal. A comedy of 'self goal with keyboard' starts a fuse with the dawn on Tuesday. Public opinion turns against public officials; secret combinations form amongst the praetorians. Santa's reign begins at the end of this week, on Sunday. Santa has a list. Ho ho ho. Astrology gives you the heads up on when to keep your head down. What is in store for you this week...
Friday, December 15, 2023
Professor Bob
Animals All
That’s not to say that we are not very intelligent, thoughtful, able to plan ahead to
the future we want. We can do those things. We know that we live in the present
moment, suspended between the past and the future, on a thread that runs from
what was to what will be.
Thursday, December 14, 2023
It's Because You Are The Enemy
Imagine being surprised that the person who you are going to lie about doesn't call on you for a question.
This Could Come In Handy
Plus, having extra digits makes you a minority, which gets you to the top of the ladder for any government job.
Top five things anybody can do now thanks to woke
Wednesday, December 13, 2023
So This Happened 13/12/23
After leading a new Army headquarters last year in Germany, Lt. Gen. Antonio Aguto Jr has been sent to the Ukraine to devise a new strategy to defeat Russia.
Victory Coffee
I guess they will want wi pipo to go do the fighting, again. Expect these sorts of ads to come back. Victory Coffee.
Tuesday, December 12, 2023
Why Can't The Canadian Military Find New Recruits?
It's a real Scooby Doo mystery.
It's not like our collective western society isn't rules-based, or something. So that can't be it.
Slip Sliding Away
There was a time not long ago when The Mayor was tempted to bring in a law banning bouncy slides in Mitchieville because of the injuries and absolute carnage they can cause.
Professor Bob
It Is What It Is. What an amazing statement, three simple words arranged in such a way as to lead us to an acceptance of what is reality. Reality is.
Monday, December 11, 2023
Job Opening In Mitchieville - Food Taster
Attention Taste Adventurers!
Due to unforeseen circumstances, and pending an internal investigation, Mitchieville is once again looking for a Food Taster for The Mayor.
The Mayor is on the hunt for a daring food taster! Dive into a world of gastronomic glamour, where every bite shapes the city's flavor revolution!
Must have an iron stomach, a penchant for culinary chaos, and the ability to savor political intrigue.
Apply now - because in The Mayor's kitchen, every dish is a political statement!
Send your detailed resume to Marge@mitchievillecooks.com
Sunday, December 10, 2023
BIG News - MayorCoin Crypto Currency Is Here
This is perhaps the biggest news in the history of the universe - and that is no exaggeration - MayorCoin Crypto Currency is here.
Nailed It
I've heard that this couple are as beautiful in real life as they are on a Royal Doulton plate.
Superb!
Victory Coffee
I need Victory Coffee.
But later, I need something to deal with underwater obstacle clearing at my home. For my underwater obstacle clearing needs, I turn to robotics.
This can handle your day to day underwater obstacle clearing with a variety of attachments. No more sawing through anchor chains with a hacksaw! And environmentally friendly fertilizers, that will not chafe your hands like hexanitrodiphenylamine! Discrete shipping and no paper trail makes purchase as easy as counting down from ten!
Attractively priced at ten thousand guineas. Ask about our frogmen specials.
Saturday, December 9, 2023
So This Happened 12/9/23
Health experts have issued a warning about a highly contagious disease known as the “100-day cough” that’s currently spreading across the UK.
The bacterial infection, which has seen a 250% increase in cases, starts with cold-like symptoms but can lead to severe coughing fits lasting up to three months.
People don't care about this. Death and disease are NOT fashionable anymore, and flu's and covid and coughs and dripping orifices are not talked about. If these things were a worry, the government/media would let us know when to worry, how much to worry, and when we need to take the disease deniers and put a bullet through their heads.
Dying On The Waiting List In Canada
The number of Canadians who have died while on a waiting list for medical care is at a five-year high, according to a new report.Over 17,000 patients died before they could be treated with surgery or diagnostic scans, says a SecondStreet.org report published on Dec. 6.That number represents a 64 percent increase since 2018, the report said.
As your Mayor, I regret to inform you that all the solutions to fix our broken health care system have been exhausted, and only death and despair greet those who wait for answers to their physical and mental problems.
The only solution that has been tried, and has failed miserably, has been to blindly throw hundreds of billions and trillions at our health care system, and hope to hell everything worked out fine.
Well, it didn't work out fine. And there's a good to chance that your final memory of this world will be one of looking at the ceiling tiles in a waiting room, taken care of by people that couldn't care less about you, paid for by a government that hates your guts.
On the bright side - Taylor Swift will be touring Canada next Year. Yippee, Swifties!
Finally some sane news is coming from our government.
How did Canada even fight ANY war without their male soldiers having safe access to feminine hygiene products?
I mean, the Vikings sure couldn't live without menstrual products.
Like the time Forkbeard conquered Europe. Right before they went into battle, Forkbeard was giving his troops an absolutely epic speech and ended with the line, "Many of you will die in battle today, and many of you will be maimed for life. But none of you will go into battle without your Kotex."
And that's why the Vikings won.
And that's why we ALL won.
Professor Bob
Animals All
That’s not to say that we are not very intelligent, thoughtful, able to plan ahead to
the future we want. We can do those things. We know that we live in the present
moment, suspended between the past and the future, on a thread that runs from
what was to what will be.
Cats can know that the wildebeest come to the watering hole every afternoon
and they head that way when the sun is high, but they cannot communicate that
information to other cats. The young watch and imitate the actions of their
elders.
Chimps can collect tree nuts and take them to a large, flat rock. There they select
a hammer stone and break the nuts open, while the young watch and imitate the
actions of their elders.
Homo Sapiens can talk. We can share our thoughts and feelings. We can teach our
children. We can tell them where to find food and how to coexist with other
members of our tribe. We teach them how to construct a shelter against the
weather. We tell them where to be when the rains begin and how to predict
when that will happen by watching the stars at night. We actively show them how
to fashion and use tools or maps or clothing, or to avoid threats.
But when we look at the “why,” there is less to distinguish us from animals.
We need to survive; to breed, to protect the young, and pass our genes and
knowledge on to the next generation. We have evolved to want to do this. This
desire is instinctive, inborn, as it is with other animals. The animal who does not
survive, breed and protect their young, the animal that lacks these impulses will
not pass their genes on into the next generation. And that is the name of the
game, the thing we are driven to do.
Our senses and abilities have evolved under the same pressures as those of the
entire animal kingdom. We can see, hear, smell and taste in order to find food
and mates. Few animals can see the color red, but we and our primate kin can, for
we are fruit eaters and red is the color of ripe fruit. Our sense of taste has evolved
to stop us from eating poisonous things, our sense of hearing to hear sounds in
the range of frequencies that carry important information.
Our senses are tuned to the need to find food and mates, and protect the young,
just like all the other animals.
We are, in fact, animals all.
Professor Bob
Horoscope for the week of December 10, 2023
The week begins with the Moon in the Scorpio which means frisky. It is the strength of mind to chew off one of your own fingers to get a free shopping cart. Intense, but effective; so Scorpio. The mob awakes from a spell and changes consumer spending. All week, baby. But, what about you? Your destiny is written in the stars!
Friday, December 8, 2023
Toronto, The City of Light
I had to go to work today and I am resentful. I get paid to work from home. I am a Human Resources professional. It says so on my card. Some staff unit had cooked off. So what? Happens all the time. But, aw shit, I was on the cover up team today. I had to take transit, and I loathe the TTC.
Victory Coffee
Friday. You did not get fired yesterday for being non-POC. Unless you have already embraced bum life and become a welfare parasite, like me. I never worry about getting fired. I worry about having things to do as I leisure my way forward. Here is a good craft suggestion ... Victory Coffee!
Thursday, December 7, 2023
Exciting News From Mitchieville Financial Bootcamp
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Victory Coffee
It is Pearl Harbor day, but that has been scrubbed. So here is something from Wexford, the Wexford that Wexford in Scarborough is named after. Pearl Harbor will never happen again because of gun control.
Wednesday, December 6, 2023
Top five winning policies to get Justin Trudeau elected
The noxious spread of untruth is a blight upon the land. These are the top five winning Policies to get Justin Trudeau re-elected, from the Politics section of Serial Killers' Monthly Magazine, January edition.
Three Step Covid Program
In step 1, you see that Valerie Plante is acting like a superhero. In step 3, Valerie Plante is acting like a superhero that just had a stroke.
Aynway - repeat after me, Valerie, "Safe & effective; things would have been a lot worse without the shot."
Victory Coffee
Victory Coffee! I gave up working for being a bum, thank you tax payers! Now for some rum!
I have a full day of plotting, working on devices, and, networking with like minded folks. And that calls for Victory Coffee.
Tuesday, December 5, 2023
Professor Bob
Gettin’ Paid for Gettin’ Laid.
Yep, it’s true.!!!
Stop the presses, re-write the headline, this is big news, the story of the century. This will re-write history.
NOT!!
Men and women are different. As if you hadn’t noticed. Evolution has pushed the two sexes apart, in many ways.
How many guys have wondered about their partner’s ability to get lost?? When they have specific directions, like 5 blocks, turn right, next lights, turn left, stop at number 161 Apple Avenue, they get lost. Like, is your brain made of tofu??
Women, why doesn’t the guy get it?? He watched you drool all over your cousins patio set, you left a flyer on the back of the toilet, stopped at the patio sets in Home Repo, talked about having people over for a barbeque, did everything but send him a registered letter, and he asks, “What to get for the house??” Like, is your brain made of tofu??
Listen, guys, for millions of years, it was your job to go hunting and bring back the bacon or antelope, or paddle off over the horizon in search of fish. The guy who got lost, while carrying a haunch of meat, ended up being late night dinner for the local predator. Getting lost in the jungle was a deadly mistake. Talking scared away the prey. Call it evolution in action.
Ladies, for millions of years, it was your job to care for the kids, keep the home fires burning, arranged communal activities and division of labor, read the look on someone’s face, and settle disputes between those brain dead guys. Talking and listening prevent spear fights and dead people, which are bad for the survival of the community. More evolution in action.
So why be surprised when a noted journal asks, “Why do men buy sex???” Why are some women willing to trade sex for resources?? Evolution says that a man’s best chance for passing his genes into the next generation is to have many kids with different women. A woman’s best chance is to see that the few children she can have in her lifetime get well carried for. This has been true for millions of years. Again, evolution in action.
Women have a problem with daddy material and husband material. Attracting a guy with the best genes is much, much easier than keeping him around after the act. The best husband material she can attract, the one least likely to stray, is likely not the best daddy material. And the guys know this is true. More evolution in action.
A woman is always certain who the mother of her kids is. A man can never be sure who is the father. These are politically incorrect things to say. Too bad they are true.
If you like, go read the article. Everybody has their own take, depending on the author’s sex and culture. One thing for sure, it truly is “The Oldest Profession.”
LOL
Professor Bob
Victory Coffee
Professor Bob will be with us today at 4:00 pm. This short reminds me of working in construction. Victory Coffee.
Monday, December 4, 2023
So This Happened 12/04/23
CBC/Radio-Canada has announced that it will lay off 600 employees nationwide at the beginning of the 2024-2025 fiscal year.
When I first heard about this, I was sitting out on my deck drinking a cup of coffee and having a smoke. It was snowing a little bit, flurrying really, and it couldn't have been more peaceful. What a start to my morning.
I headed inside after having a couple of smokes and sat down on my couch. And for some reason I started thinking about how much I really love my couch. My couch has just the right amount of firmness, where you don't sink in too much, yet not so hard that when you sit down you feel as if your spine is going to shoot right out through your head. So, from a comfort angle, my couch is pretty great.
Anyway, you're probably wondering what I think about these layoffs? I haven't really thought about it at all, as it's hard to wrap my head around things when I have a comfortable couch, a peaceful backyard that looks like a scene from a Hallmark movie, and a pack of blowers that I will never give up because smoking is fantastic.
Toronto-Dominion Bank missed analysts’ earnings estimates after setting aside more money than forecast for potentially souring loans and announcing a restructuring charge related to a planned three per cent cut to the lender’s workforce.
If you're a fan of watching employees of the banking sector suffer humiliating layoffs just before Christmas, then this has been a banner week for you. If you think that man, these folks that are getting cut are just regular folk and don't deserve it, let me ask you a question - the guy that made Hitler breakfast every day for 10 years was probably a good guy. But he could have killed Hitler at any time, yet he didn't. Did you feel sorry for him when he got laid off after Hitler died from getting the vax (or whatever)?
Of course you didn't. Besides, the TD debit card is absolute trash and never taps.
Delaware County Council Considers 3% Tax On Airbnb Rentals
An interesting thing to keep in mind about Airbnb's is that many times these "Superhosts* and even the regular *Garbagehosts* will saddle their customers with a $300 cleaning fee or something ridiculous like that because they are greedy pigs. A way to get back at them is to piss in their closet and shut the door. They can't prove a damn thing and you can leave knowing that you have done God's work.
If they ever accuse you of pissing in their closet, tell them to suck it and laugh like a little girl. No one messes with the criminally insane.
Possibly The Greatest Thing I Have Ever Seen
If you think that was impressive, just wait until you see what it can do to a 4-6-7-10 split.
Top five rationalizations to turn your Racist Irish knicknacks woke.
The burden of the spread of untruth is bad. The latest thing is the racist Irish. Everyone has co-opted Irish culture and sports Irish knickknacks. Your knickknackery could be your downfall around woke informants. So, fresh from the Christmas edition of Serial Killers' Monthly Magazine, here are the Top five rationalizations to turn your Racist Irish knickknacks woke.
Sunday, December 3, 2023
Victory Coffee
Nobody works anymore. Atlas shrugged and is off to the black market. It is Sunday, a day for side hustles for cash, and keeping the paperwork up to date for your monthly parasite money. Becoming a Lamprey-Canadian was my best financial move to date! I enjoy my Victory Coffee. I also need a project to work on today.
Saturday, December 2, 2023
Tough Way To Start The UN Annual Climate Conference
A plane full of people who really care about stuff were headed to the UN Climate Conference, but forgot that God has a sense of humour, and shtuck their non-black carbon emitting ARROW-plane to the frozen tarmac of the Munich Airport.
And that made me laugh.
Better send more champagne to First Class!
Horoscope for the week of December 3, 2023
Add to your list of top ten things to not talk about: "When is the next atrocity?" Could be today! So, a feeling of relief came over me when I saw that this week begins with the Moon in Leo. Then, Tuesday, a notable falls, with the mob held back by the law. Thursday, a critical mass awaken from delusion. The awakening continues for the rest of the week. Indeed, the future is written in the Stars!
Victory Coffee
Parents of young boys should watch this and realize the importance of keeping your son's first play dress. When the woke commissar waddles over to envelop you in a cloud of yeast aroma, you can use this as a talking point. Victory Coffee!
Friday, December 1, 2023
Top five anti-Irish things to say at work to keep your woke job
You cannot really heap enough scorn upon the Irish. It is the current thing. And having some fresh talking points for casual conversation at work will spark sparkle bunny thoughts in Rainbow Command. Maybe the sex tape you made for the internal job application is not a winner. Well, here are the top five anti-Irish things to say!
Victory Coffee
Unpack your fanny pack of privilege and embrace happiness. Here is a musical offering from a musical family, the Manson family. Some people are afraid of the Manson family, but that is just racism. The white people you should be afraid of are white people with jobs, property, family. They have something to lose. You have Victory Coffee.
Thursday, November 30, 2023
So This Happened 30/11/23
Child Respiratory Sickness Overloads China's Hospitals
Available data suggests rates of flu-like illnesses are more than double those of recent years, but authorities have urged calm, attributing the rise in cases to the beginning of the first flu season since pandemic restrictions were lifted.
Relax, it's not covid. It's pneumonia, probably. Or something else. But not covid.
Anyway, here's a little word of advice for you when this finally hits our shores and starts decimating our elderly population - wear a mask and get multiple vaccine shots. That seemed to really help the first time around, and I'm sure this will be our silver bullet to health this time around, as well. And stay home, and vote liberal.
Nutrient Found In Beef & Dairy Improves Immune Response To Cancer
Trans-vaccenic acid (TVA), a long-chain fatty acid found in meat and dairy products from grazing animals such as cows and sheep, improves the ability
This study was obviously done in order to make the *what are your dairy-free options?* crowd go insane. Btw, a punch in the face is a dairy-free option. Just sayin'.
It's almost as if all the negative things you have heard about meat and dairy in the last 30 years have been nothing but a bunch of lying horseshit. But how can that be when the most effeminate men in the world say otherwise?
Smdh.
Aaaaaand, White Lung Pneumonia Is Here
Doctors in parts of Massachusetts and Ohio are reporting a spike in child pneumonia cases similar to the outbreak spreading in China and parts of Europe.
In Warren County, just 30 miles outside Cincinnati, there have been 142 pediatric cases of the condition — dubbed 'white lung syndrome' — since August, a figure health officials there described as 'extremely high'.
According to officials, this is no big deal and there isn't anything to worry about. Keep in mind though, these are the same officials who were 100% wrong about every last detail associated with covid the first time around.
Sleep well tonight.
Victory Coffee
You need Victory Coffee. Friday, end of the work week. Nobody works now. Friday, time to hunker down and avoid death by Diversity.
Wednesday, November 29, 2023
I Had A Dream
I had a dream last night and I couldn't stop thinking about it all day today. There were a few obvious messages in my dream, and I'd like to share these messages with you.
Fortress Toronto
It is reassuring to know that Toronto has plenty of good artillery positions for when the endless war makes it's way to Canada. Just today I went for a walk east along the Davenport, towards Bathurst. There is some green space to the north of Bathurst and Davenport, above the Toll Keepers Booth. It would be a great spot for artillery.
Victory Coffee
Victory Coffee. Relaxing music. It helps me to become closer to Set, the Snake God. Did you know that Set, the Snake God had nothing to do with Residential Schools? That is why I like some relaxing music and Victory Coffee
Tuesday, November 28, 2023
Top ten things not to talk about when you go to the shopping mall
The noxious spread of untruth is bad. So, here are the top ten things not to talk about when you go to the shopping mall, (from The Crossword Page of the November, 2023, edition of the ezine Serial Killers' Monthly Magazine). Do not talk about these subjects when you are at the shopping mall.
What The Super Rich Are Saying About Mitchieville's Financial Bootcamp
Elon Musk: "forget Mars; I'd send my rockets straight to Mitchieville Financial Bootcamp: It's the real frontier of financial genius." 💰
Victory Coffee
It is morning, and I need coffee. I need to meditate upon the bean. The power of a mystical chat can power your drive today. With Victory Coffee!
Monday, November 27, 2023
Ontario, a province to plunder
I am a human resources professional. It says so on my card. I get to do Health and Safety training. I know nothing about Health and Safety. But I have a credential, so that makes me an expert. Questioning my ignorance will get you written up. So, my Health and Safety course is cowed, under my thumb. But they are troubled. What is going on with the staff? The elephant in the room: they are afraid of the vaxx.
Moment of Inertia of Diversity
The Moment of Inertia of Diversity is a unit of work that measures the Inertia of the Moment when the Diversity shows up. The root of Diversity is division, and when you are in a group that is disunited by divided cultures, everyone just shuts up and is inert. There are other moments of inertia, extending to the entire time the divided are brought together. Nobody talks to each other, nobody makes eye contact. They look at their shoes. They are silent, but they snicker in self talk over past gaming of the system, gloat over the destruction of other cultures, and, relive their last degenerate sex act with a settler. They revisit the past and replay atrocity. Angular momentum is not conserved. The Diversity of the Moment has an upper limit, set by the how much energy it takes for the political system to fly apart; the divided cultures see nothing appealing in each other. Absent assimilation, they are mutually repulsive. Only propaganda, tribute dole, and, oppression keeps them together. And nothing symbolizes the Diversity of the Moment than Maple Syrup Beans from the food bank.
Sunday, November 26, 2023
So This Happened - 26/12/23
Channeling his inner Aristotle - "we go to war in order that we may have peace" - Pierre Trudeau's son (possibly), announced Canada will be shipping Ukraine 11,000 assault rifles and over 9 million rounds of ammunition.
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