Bring me Ketchup

I can go and get a free crack pipe, but I still get bullshit backtalk about Ketchup on my fries. One of the regional sauces of North America is Ketchup. I value Ketchup. It tastes good. I am an old man now, and demanding. Bring me Ketchup!

A visit to the supermarket

 

My supermarket, I know it well.  I always get to walk past the employee parking on my way to the main door.  I like to know who is working.  My supermarket has familiar faces!  I like to show up around an hour before shift change.  Everyone is tired at the end of shift, kinda sleepy.  Off guard.  Thinking about getting home in one piece.  

Toronto, The City of Light

I had to go to work today and I am resentful. I get paid to work from home.  I am a Human Resources professional.  It says so on my card.  Some staff unit had cooked off.  So what?  Happens all the time.  But, aw shit, I was on the cover up team today.  I had to take transit, and I loathe the TTC.