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They have sewn the wind, and will reap the whirlwind. 

Horoscope for the week

Tuesday is an auspicious day. Venus takes the crown with the Sun, Jupiter, and, Uranus in attendance. However, in the first act, Venus squares Pluto, which is to say 'government action triggers revolt'. While constitutionally legitimate, the co-opted judiciary and academia, themselves are revolted. Simultaneously, the angry People* are given a focus to their anger by the actions of a co-opted judiciary**; for that matter, elements within the judiciary and academia have decided to secretly support the reactionaries***.  After sunset on Tuesday, the People become aware of the power they have.

Aries: Your fishing adventure ends on Wednesday with you holding the prize. Your interest in programmable earth moving equipment is topical, and you will be presented with a string of typical problems each day after Wednesday. There is an organized conspiracy to thwart your parking choices; one of them will fall into your clutches on Saturday. Loosen their tongue with your charm, Aries.

Taurus: Tuesday is a good day to get that winning lottery ticket you have been wanting since the ides of March. Things get even better on Wednesday, when the local black market has a new small engine repair kiosk. Of course, the time travelling sex tourists find you irresistible. If you keep the lights off, you will not have to cope with the constant name changes. The special shoes you got from SPECTRE have a number of attachments that are fun as well as practical.

Gemini: Out thinking everyone is less of an advantage when it is nap time at the office. This week, you will have your work done by the time the talentless agree on pronouns for the paper clips. Get them when they are asleep. You will look back on this moment when you are supervising civil servants to dig an anti-tank ditch around a strongpoint outside of Kleinberg. 

Cancer: Tuesday is a case in point, Cancer. Rival sex circles take each other on in full drag conflict, with a flash mob of journos in Antifa drag taking on the leather sadists pretending to be po-po. Somehow, this will turn into an advantageous real estate transaction for you, Cancer. Wear gloves for your own protection when you get first dibs on battlefield pillage. How many properties can you squat without your family knowing? 

Leo: Looks like the tickets for your off planet vacation are ready and will arrive Tuesday. It is not until noon on Monday, May 13 that you take the shuttle to Saturn. Nothing is really happening right now. Relax. Do not turn on the internet. Listen to the outside. No sirens, are there? Relax. Binge watch something. 

Virgo: You will miss out on the hands on action in all three of the world crisis events that happen on Tuesday. After Tuesday, everyone will be including tunneling in their spring gardening plans. You can exploit this knowledge by stocking up on tunneling tools using your coupon savings. 

Libra: Your impressive accomplishments bear fruit on Tuesday when you are rewarded with a Triumph. Unfortunately, organized crime, in the form of government regulations, cramps your style. The low-Q hires want to shake you down for more no-work and no-show jobs. Take advantage of slow police response time and work out your frustrations with some Iroquois culture.  Clothes line a shop lifter as they run by. Your legions will love you for it!

Scorpio:  You are being pushed into making decisions about things you do not want to make decisions about. Can not people just leave things alone? Knowing that Vigilantes make the best Regulators will help you in a Human Resources decision later in the week. 

Sagittarius: A tape recording of a cat vomiting up a hair ball is a good starting point for an auto dialer campaign to market your world view. The idea that the Russians will use 'chem trail' weather control technology to drown Europe in a few feet of rain is fake news. Russians use metric, not feet. 

Capricorn: The best the Universe can throw at you is to have you clean up a puddle of dog piss. You have arrived, Capricorn. Your karmic debt for endless past lives is paid. Abandon yourself to simple pleasures. Prepare to enjoy the spectacle of Total War! To enjoy the finest pizza and ice cold beer on your sofa in your enclave! Let the earth shake, it refreshes your beer! The burning people remind you to have a chicken wing with hot sauce! Aaaargh!

Aquarius: The role of Lawgiver is up for grabs, and the whole Zodiac knows that you are going to get the job. Get your mind wrapped around the problem of branding, of marketing, for this Total War period of commerce. Maybe some decent counter icons for those maps they like to show on the TV in the air raid shelters. 

Pisces: A show of force is the display of strength you need to cement your control over the turbulent north-central tribes of your northern front. Success is measured in yards of concrete in the army fighting during the age when soldiers are underground.  How long can your facade of innocence fool the eyes of the Russian Artillery? Maybe you should wear a disguise when you walk under the sun.

* Moon in Capricorn

**Jupiter conjunct Uranus

***Moon trine Jupiter/Uranus

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Friday! Time for pig roast and recharging electric cars on the front lawn with the jury rigged cord!

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A Burning Train In London, Ontario 23/4/24

There's was a burning train that went right through the center of London, Ontario today, and I have no idea what the hell is going on.

Other than, it's a train, it's burning, and I have nothing to do with it.

Having said that, it looks cool and I approve.

Male Physicians Are Killing Women At An Alarming Rate

 

Naw, I'm kidding, that was pure clickbait.

Overweight/Obese By Faith

 

This is just as I expected. 

Pack Your Bags, Bitcoin Bitches!

 

We're going to the moon!!!!!1!1!!

Yes, I See What You Mean

 

Just crack/methheads slow-rolling down the street, casually looking into every house they pass by.

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Victory Coffee.  Mmmm. Nothing like sitting at your professional desk, in command of your progressive world. From your office desk, from your powerful keyboard, you control Wikipedia. You are the dog in the manger! Your whisper campaigns to keep out the wrong sort of people happened at your desk. Your office is a place of power.  Hold on to it!  

Myself, I do not have a career, nor a job. So, no desk; and no last stand. Instead, I have Victory Coffee. 

My Financial Analyst Is Shit

 

And I don't mean he's THE shit, he's just shit.

Would You Like To Own Your Very Own Robot Dog?

 

For only 10K American ($750 million Canadian), you can own your very own knock-off Chinese dog robot, ripped off from the good folks at Boston Dynamics.

You'll never receive truer love than that from a knock-off Chinese robot dog. Real dogs act like they love you, but they don't. They really, really don't.

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Be A Dangerous Man

 

A good man is a dangerous man.

Unleash your inner dangerous man.

Physical Fitness Is White Supremacy

 

Walking, riding, lifting weights, or doing anything to improve your physical well-being is a sign of white supremacy.

How, you may ask? 

What Is The Ideal Body Size For A Woman?

Keep in mind that the chosen ideal body size for a woman was selected by other women.

In other words, it's not accurate at all.

Would You Remove This Hornet Nest For $10,000?

 

We could play this game with convicts - except they don't get the benefit of wearing the suit. Remove the hornet nest and place into bag and win your freedom.

Watch on Pay-per-view, only $14.99 + HST.

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Good Morning, happy worker!  Too bad you do not have a job; better yet, you are gaming the system and have morning happiness, like me. I spend my time helping our vibrant Squatter Community. This morning I am going back to bed after a weekend of pig roast, cigarettes, and, rye whiskey. I usually get up around noon. 

Never Tuck Your Shirt In Again!

Is it too good to be true! Of course not, it's TRUE, it's TRUE!

Everything Is Free

 

Somewhere in an Ontario City this happened. I don't know where, but the name probably rhymes with Crampton.

They Were The Worst Of Times, They Were The Worst Of Times

 

It was indeed the worst of times. And the worst of times brought out the worst in people. As evidenced by this video.

And always keep in mind, the people in the video - absolute lunatics - were and are legion. And they would gladly have you thrown in an internment camp, have your children taken away from you, have you demonetized, and banned from going outside, if another fake pandemic comes around again.

Horoscope for the week

Neptune is a lowering tide that exposes scat savoring Socialism, creates a desire to see people alight, conceals propaganda, and selects fresh buffet fare for the endangered ocean lamprey.  Anyone can seed the clouds now. You can read how in the newspaper. That next freak snowstorm with ten meters of snow, just might be your neighbors doing. You can buy the affection of your migrant neighbors, but it only takes a team and an evil scientist to get you a decent snow storm maker machine. The snow is certain; you should prepare. 

Aries: People just light up with enthusiasm Wednesday afternoon. You are The Team. You are just so good at it. You are not effected as many by weather control out of control in the hands of school girls because Dad is at work. The healing planet Mars hunts fish this week. Their organs make good transplant material for people and for pets. You can get in on the supply chain, Aries. Make a few bucks, eh?

Taurus: Your birthday is as good a time as ever for a Show of Strength. Search for portents in a sectarian riot close to where you live. The excitement starts towards midnight on Monday, with your personal invitation to an all you can carry savings event thanks to the tip off from your brothers in the lodge. By sunrise on Tuesday, you will have a year of fashion at your command! 

Gemini: Your design for a collapsible halberd, using PVC tubing and a cleaver, is a hot seller for your e business this week. Your thoughtful nature proves resourceful, as the dozen or so you kept back as Christmas gifts, prove popular gardening tools, especially after the sun sets on Monday. By sunrise on Tuesday, you will be a cigarette smoker, and have a new car. You are Mad Max.

Cancer: You will learn to use the power of your directed thoughts to influence the actions of groups of people within your line of vision of your secret roof top lair. The common people will look to you for hope, especially if you wear your Anonymous outfit, which is just your secret right now. You have food and beer for weeks. Might as well settle in and enjoy Darwin at his work. 

Leo: It is hard to be the hero in a flash mob, but you find a way, Leo. You are just that good! For once, your ghastly stench when you sweat is not captured in film, and you go viral, everywhere upwind. Need less to say, mind control gases include aerosols and fine mists. The sunset on Tuesday proves the start of Festival in your frame of mind. Your parking lot gang becomes rich in groceries.

Virgo: Your interest in spontaneous human combustion proves a useful conversation topic whenever you are waiting in an elevator lobby Monday forward. Be a gentleman, and let the flammable protestors have their own elevator. One of the protestors has left a buttered bagel, untouched, where you can get it. Maybe you should wait for toasted. Your call, Virgo. 

Libra: Your ingenious design, to include a cat and dog feeder into your secret elevator, proves invaluable when  you stagger home drunk, secure in knowing that your secret elevator is also going to feed your pets, too. On Tuesday, sober at last, you will ponder the sixty kilos of meat that has appeared on the elevator pet food storage display. The mystery is solved, with all the style of Napoleonic artillery on Friday. Your elevator is harvesting interlopers for pet food grade protein. And selling their clothes for profit on the internet. 

Scorpio: You are embarrassed to discover a near by neighbor already has an extensive tunnel network under his three bedroom bungalow. He has a den, a brew room, and, trade goods like cigarettes. Swallow your pride and help him move a new pool table down to his subterranean lair on Tuesday. That clever mind of yours is a money making agency, but not when bogged down by nightmares about the cost of concrete. Review your position on slavery for the debating society meeting.

Sagittarius: An extra terrestrial entity, the Asbestos, Tobacco, and, Telemarketing cartel, interrupts your drunken stupor midnight on Monday when you are attempting to forget your sorrows. You will not think much about it, until you realize a subconscious suggestion was placed in your mind at some time in the past. Your obsession is easily slaked when you are invited to join your local Asbestos lodge this Tuesday, at midnight.  You will win the lottery after that.

Capricorn: A pagan river god has chosen you to be their priest. You were wise to avoid the job up to now, but after what happened during the eclipse, you want it. A show of power is good advice to give on Monday at midnight; but by Tuesday you will be opening the tickle trunk that you have kept back for Festival. In the rain it will be so dark that you will know that the alligator returns to Lake Winnipeg this year. 

Aquarius: The Manson Family welcomes you to the community. I am happy for you. The secret society behind the Manson Family invites you to join on Tuesday at midnight. Answer the phone in the elevator because the boss wants to tell you you have done a good job. You will enjoy having goons with you on the days you shop for vegetables, especially Thursday at sunset. 

Pisces: You will be invited to join a reconstitution of International Rescue during a tunneling conference. You are, after all, The Man. Your gift for spending money has drawn the attention of a discerning, yet mysterious, extraterrestrial cartel. Secret agendas overlapping is a good feng shui. What race of men was given birth upon the mountain where you toil? They want coffee with their breakfast, these people.

Remember When We Use To Have Nice Things?

'Excuse me, excuse me, what are your gluten-free options?'

She Can't Find A Job

 

I've watched this 10 times and I still can't figure out if this woman is 20 years old or 44?

STD's Among Women Are Skyrocketing

 

There's another reason why std's among women are skyrocketing, but I'll be damned if I can remember what it is.

It's right on the tip of my tongue, but I just can't think of it.

Man, what the hell is the reason std's are skyrocketing among women?

When I remember, I'll come right back and give you the answer.

A Carjacking In Brampton

 

On average, there are 22 car thefts per day in Brampton. This is but one of them.

If this makes you nervous, you can always take the bus. 

Oh right, the bus.

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Squatter Therapy

Many of my paying readers have asked the same question: "Fenris, how do the squatters get into the house in the first place? How do they get in to change the door locks in under ten minutes?" This is a good question. The answer I was told was tunneling. This explains why I have been allowing the theme of tunneling into so much of my other, unrelated, writing. I am around so much tunneling activity that the sights and smells of tunneling have surfaced up from my subconscious. I was just in the nearby Dupont tunnel. It is now a brewery. An undocumented brewery.

GDP - Canada vs. Russia

True, True. BUT, Canada has diversity, and diversity is our biggest strength!

Take that, Putler!
 

Option B

 

My Financial Advisor really is shit

The Best Of Times, The Worst Of Times

If you don't like that opinion, just give me a few days and I can have a brand new opinion for you.

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Back in the days when writing on desks was wrong. Now, we have graffiti

Mindbogglingly Mindboggled

 

How could a movie of such magnitude not make trillions of dollars?

How About Having Sex With a Robot?

If I was a robot, I would totally come up with a research paper that reveals everyone wants to have sex with me.

TTC - The Better Way!

 

The TTC - where we prioritize your safety through rigorous security measures and details. We also offer a range of entertainment options, including curated art installations to live performances.

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The Mayor's Favourite Chinese Philosopher

 

Smoking heroin and walking around all day crunk-eyed whilst wearing fashionable head-wear is the only philosophy I ascribe to.

There, I said it.

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I'm Voting For Vlad The Impaler

 

It's best to avoid asking this fine young man what his preferred pronouns are, if you know what's best for you.

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Our Public Sector Parasites

 

You're looking at about 300,000 public sector workers. If it takes 4 private sector workers to sustain 1 public worker, then that's in the area of 1.2 million private sector workers.

Can this even be right? 

They Were The Worst Of Times, They Were The Worst Of Times

 

Ya, this wasn't just a 'walk it off, bro' type of experience, this was one that will stick deep inside forever.

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Ancestral Mathematics

 

Life is an amazing gig.

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Flat Earthers Are Now The 2nd Dumbest Shits In The World

The dumbest shit has to go to this unit.

Please moms, don't smoke crack while pregnant.

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Horoscope for this week

 Aries: Late Monday be yourself as you choose to push people out of the way. If you are up to being outnumbered in a road rage confrontation, take on that special group of beggars on your weeding list. The smell of fish will tell you you have done a good job. There are good bargains on housewares and concrete at the shopping mall close to the harbor. 

Taurus: An induced psychosis manifests late Monday and will be irritating to your tranquility while you shop for good bargains and excellent quality at your favorite fruit store. You will be lucky at cards on Friday night and come into possession of a new good luck shrunken head to add to your collection. The color and sequence of the beads in its hair will tell you a story, Taurus.  

Gemini: Will a life of luxury and sloth take you away from your life of danger and excitement? You are the perfect man for the task. It is obvious. Around closing time on Wednesday, a flash mob sacks the mall where you get your shoes repaired. Your last minute shopping could be rewarded with pillage. Defectors from the enemy bring the stink of Yankee to your camp.

Cancer: A stocking mask makes a useful backup Covid signaling device when roleplaying an Urban vigilante. Remember to pay yourself first, especially when the fish are running on Wednesday. The price of concrete may be being manipulated by surreptitious secret combinations digging tunnels in your community. Your speculation in grass seed futures pays off ten fold.

Leo: The fate of civilization lies in your hands this week, Leo. On Wednesday, you will face a pack of hyenas. Your heroism will be recorded by surveillance cameras, and become a model for AI produced stock footage of man versus wolf pack. Alternately, make a offering of fish to Ishtar, if you know what I mean. You can enjoy sex robots as much as the next guy.

Virgo: You will enjoy carrying the briefcase with the Secret Plan for World Peace. Take some quality time to make some changes to the numbers in the appendix. This is a great time to indulge in plotting revenge, especially on Wednesday, when there are great bargains at your favorite shopping mall. The square mouth shovel is your friend for most parking lot spills and clean ups. 

Libra: Your secret identity remains secure. Nobody is suspicious about that. However, you have a secret admirer. Quite a few, as a diabolical genius has hijacked you image and used it to program a viral oriental sex sensation. If you see tour bus of asian school girls unload anywhere close to where you are in the parking lot, you should run. If you hear them scream, they are too close, and have recognized you, or more rather, your sex god avatar. 

Scorpio: A medley of Japanese Nationalist tunes can be heard in a shopping mall you do not visit often enough. It has been redecorated with a Shinto theme, and the merchant tenants complement the virtues of thrift, value, and, commerce. Your personal Central Bank is ready to take your orders starting on Wednesday. If you have drinks with a veteran of the Marine Corps at the bar there, you will realize that the place is really a tavern. 

Sagittarius: An unending supply of power is soon to be under your control, all according to your secret plans, Sagittarius. Bravo! Wednesday, the very problems you will ultimately eliminate, flare up, giving momentum to your lazy minions to shift themselves to effort. You can control them with food. Include tunneling in your spring gardening plans. Ask for catnip from the man at the desk.

Capricorn: Make some quick contract cash doing offboarding of other people's problems. Wednesday, your friends at the yacht club miss you, and the rental guy can get you a comp. Replacing the wood in your fireplace with uranium ceramics is a good idea. Your magic power, Capricorn, is to be able to bend telemarketers to your will. 

Aquarius: You will get a surprise call on Wedneday regarding your good ideas about your design of the AI rescue boats. Be prepared with a propeller redesign, and you can spend the rest of the week with babes and martinis. Regardless, some bargains are yours with full pillage pricing event at your local shopping mall. This is why you have the overclocked lap top, Aquarius. 

Pisces: Keep your escape bag packed this week, Pisces. There are vacation specials in all the places you like to go, and you can make a few bucks from your Scorpio friend, the organ broker. Abundance and luxury sit well on your shoulders, and you have Aleister Crowley good looks. As for your secret agenda driven by your secret identity, well, Wednesday is a good time as ever to go full swordfish.

Not Our Problem

 

It's not my problem and I don't care. I would never fight for a foreign power, or let my children fight. 

NOT OUR PROBLEM

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Taking One For The Team

Even though whitey only comprises about 8% of the global population (and 100% of its problems - gimme gimme gimme), I'm completely onboard when it comes to the soy community making sure they can't reproduce.

The only thing that saddens me is that they didn't come to this conclusion 50 years earlier.

Are We In WW3, Or What?

 

As we waited for Iran's response to Israel's attack on Iran's embassy on April 1, it became apparent that whatever was going to happen was going to turn out to be a nothing burger with an extra side of nothing. We weren't disappointed.

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Good Morning!  A friend of mine has had a set back at work and needs cheering up. I told him you are not working for SPECTRE, so it is not a big deal. As for drawing the attention of SMERSH, well, SMERSH does not exist now does it.  The penalty for failure starts at 53 seconds. 

Cheer up, buddy! You have good looks and the admiration of your peers. They have your back.

You have to admire those shoes. They would be great for public transit here in Toronto. 

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That Coolock place is in the news, not the main stream of course. This is a little sampler I found, to put things in context. Those Irish, storming into police stations. This is from three years ago. Hopefully these hooligans have been replaced, and not just displaced into poverty.

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Inside day, so lets do crafts.

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Squatter Therapy

My journey of healing began when I bought two door locks on sale at Canadian Tire. As a retired person, pretty much all forms of recreation are closed off from me by racism. People of my age in Toronto, used to spend retirement hours in activities at libraries and museums, at the park and restaurants. That does not happen now. What can I do to decompress? I decided to spend the Easter weekend squatting. I feel good!

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Nothing like a homesick song for a time when your home, like Atlantis, has disappeared.