Tuesday, January 30, 2024

Drones VS Carriers

 


There are always going to be hundreds of various scenarios that can be played out on the battlefield, but it has become obvious that these massive carriers will become sitting ducks against swarms of drones.

Drone production and advancements are still in the infant stage and will get better and more lethal with time. OTOH, carriers are carriers and what you see is what you get.

Game on.

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Conspiracy Theory #243.5

 


I'm not saying if this is right or wrong, but it sure would explain a lot if it was true 

To feed the dog

 


I got to visit a friend and feed their dog.  I was dog sitting, actually.  I do not know what he was thinking, so I just had to make up what I should do.  I started by boiling up some meat with turnips to make a big pot of dog food.

Monday, January 29, 2024

Hungary Eyeing Parts Of Ukraine


 The wolves are starting to circle the carcass of Ukraine:

“Regarding the war in Ukraine, our message is very simple: immediate ceasefire, peace and a resolution through talks,” Toroczkai said in a video posted on his party's website, calling for autonomy for ethnic Hungarians in western Ukraine.

“If this war ends up with Ukraine losing its statehood, because this is also on the cards, then as the only Hungarian party taking this position, let me signal that we lay claim to Transcarpathia,” he said, drawing applause from the crowd.

The Hungarian Foreign Ministry and the Ukrainian Embassy in Budapest did not immediately respond to emailed questions for comment about Torockzai's remarks.

In a December interview on public radio, Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban expressed support for Ukraine's sovereignty and territorial integrity, according to a summary of his remarks published by government spokesperson Zoltan Kovacs.

Budapest has clashed with Kyiv over what it says are curbs on the rights of roughly 150,000 ethnic Hungarians to use their native tongue.

Russia will be happy to allow Hungary to annex this part of ex Ukraine, because not only has Hungary been a staunch ally of Russia, but also because Transcarpathia is basically ethnically Hungarian.

Romania To Annex Parts Of Ukraine

 



Victory Coffee

 Time for a cup of Victory Coffee




Sunday, January 28, 2024

Australia Has Entered The Insane Asylum

 


The Mayor believes he has figured out PUtin'S plan of attack when it comes to taking over THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

Firstly, Putin has his Shock-troops invade the Baltic's (easy as pie), then onto continental Europe - Italy, Greece, then slide over and take France and Germany, go across the pond and rape England. 

From there, slide waaaaaaay down and take Australia, before doubling back and invading the US of A. 

PUtiN is cagey, you can't trust that guy for even a second!

Putin VS Sunak

 


What this means is that Sunak lost his first leadership race to Truss, who herself then lost to a lettuce, and now Sunak lost to a man his party has described as 'worse than HiTLEr.'

The lettuce is looking pretty good right now. As for Britain? Not so much.



Just In Case You Were Thinking About Challenging The Mayor To A Game Of Hearts

 


Jack, Rick, and Marta learned the hard way.

Saturday, January 27, 2024

How Dare You

 


"You stole my dreams and my childhood."

Luckily they didn't steal her Mercedes and her houses.

Horoscope for the week of January 28, 2024

 Aries:  You take the spoils of war on Tuesday.  The powdered wig of the "Mozart at court" look suits you.  And, do take advantage of the bodice ripping.  One of the perks of your position, Aries.  The best chocolates, and curly toe slippers for padding on carpet to bodice ripping adventures.  There is hint of a job offer in the Congo, or is it Katanga?  Do get a white linen suit.

Taurus:  Abandon yourself to the pleasures of the flesh this week, Taurus.  On the midnight before you go back to work on Monday, you will receive a delightful gift of a silver crown set with emeralds.  Be reasonable, and leave the plowing work to the plow share.  Servants become surly for the weekend.  They eat too much meat.  

Gemini: They are falling into your clever trap.  A key to the puzzle arrives on Friday.  Alternately, a neighbors rescue cat turns out to be a lynx.  Maybe both, Gemini. Maybe some wardrobe accessories for when The Man Comes To Town.  It is not that you clean you room, but what you find when you clean your room.  Clean your personal space, Gemini.  You will find something.

Cancer:   The poor British parliament no longer has Cromwell to protect them from an overweening Monarchy.  Should not have taken down that magic statue, eh?  Time for you to overween, Cancer.  Restrictions are fictional, how about some personal space aggrandizement.  When the shoplifters descend upon the shopping mall like locusts, you can be the clever gecco.  You are worth it!

Leo:  You need a few days to recover from the debauchery of last weekend.  For a repair in a pinch, use super glue. And, the bond is resistant to salt water.  Someone else is spitefully hoping you will win the lottery.  Enjoy the weekend from somewhere safe. A cartel has taken control of a regional ambulance service.

Virgo:  Real Estate transactions go your way when you play hard ball.  You read the contract.  Onboarding, offboarding, both work your way.  A time travelling tourist appears, and you wake up to smell the ozone.

Libra: This being progressive is fun: arranged marriages are back on the table and you are in the loop.  Sunday night, actually around midnight, the details of an arrangement come to your attention.  Two names on a winning lottery ticket ask you add your name on Monday.  If you can get past the drama of the arranged marriage, there are some good deals for you online.

Scorpio:  Great week to get your tedious maintenance chores done.  On Tuesday, an accident with a mechanical chicken de-boner is avoided.  This will give you a great idea.  You will move through a time portal, but the portal keeps moving, and it really does not matter because you will end up back where you started, but with something rather interesting.  Your secrets are your own, eh, Scorpio?

Sagittarius: If you have dreams of being a white raj, going around the town on an elephant, served by scented servants, then you are on the right track to your destiny.  Unfortunately, elephants are slow and smell bad to horses, and Sagittarius is a horse sign.  Put the palace upwind of the peasants.  It is always business as usual.  Turnips have powerful healing properties.  

Capricorn:  Your observations are going directly to the Supreme Librarian of the Universe.  One of your supernatural powers is invisibility.  The ocean between the Earth and the Moon experiences tides.  Your pagan rituals are unusually effective, especially when a cat is near by. 

Aquarius: You are living in the present, but surrounded by people hallucinating that they live in some past place.  Monday, do a side job for a space alien tourist. Tuesday, you will manifest a Xipe Totec poltergeist inside the accounting systems of an international corporation with poor customer service. You have good ideas.

Pisces: You will receive a communication Friday from one of your powerful friends.  This is no woke makeover of Cthulhu with Taylor Swift.  Prepare for next week, and use your crystal ball.  Your cookbook has pencil notes you do not recognize: follow the suggestion and prepare the correct proportion of beets to turnip for your potion. 

Friday, January 26, 2024

A visit to the supermarket

 


Today, for my shopping adventure, I am going to get a big shopping cart.  It is orange, not like the smaller ones I normally use, which are yellow.  I am going to buy a lot of stuff, and I have my unmarked van parked under the surveillance camera which does not work.  You cannot really see the van from the busy Dupont street, here in Toronto.  I put out my cigarette, put on my gloves, and went on a visit to the supermarket. 

Thursday, January 25, 2024

Wednesday, January 24, 2024

They Were The Worst Of Times, They Were The Worst Of Times

 


It wasn't long ago that the first batch of massive gaslighting lies were circulated from our *Healthcare Heroes* to our bought-and-paid-for journalistas, sent directly to the ears of scared, drooling, passive rejects called citizens.

Bad times, bad times.

Is Russia Going To Invade Europe?

 


The chief of the British Army is set to tell fellow Brits that Russia is set to invade England and that the British must immediately mobilize:

Gen Sir Patrick – who has been openly critical of staff shortages in the military – believes there should be a ‘shift’ in the mindset of the public who should be willing to defend the UK against foreign adversaries.

Nato bosses have warned allied nations to be prepared to take any and all actions necessary to fight Vladimir Putin’s forces.

Western leaders need to get one thing straight - there is no one in any of their respective countries willing to give up their lives to fight for RULeZ-BAseD-ORdeR.

If they are thinking that the white man will once again come to the rescue of globohomo, that boat sailed long ago. So they need to get that out of their heads.

As for immigrants? If anyone thinks for a minute that immigrants from India, China, and the Middle East are going to take up arms against Russia and die for homosexuality, trannyism, feminism, or any other host of RULeZ-BAseD-OrDer, then they are crack-addled degenerates operating on a single brain-cell.

But this isn't about trying to mobilize the general population to war against Russia, this is simply to cast Russia as the boogeyman in order to raise money to give to the most corrupt nation in the universe - Ukraine.

Funny how all these leaders within days of each other are preaching about how Russia is going to invade in a year, 2 years, 5 years, 20 years, etc. All at once they're saying this. And their speeches always end with, "So we need to stand behind Ukraine and support them FINANCIALLY".

All the while, Blackrock and other multinational corporations are buying up Ukraine left, right and center.

There's not a snowball chance in hell that Russia has its sights set on invading Europe. It even feels stupid having to type this out.

No one wants to invade Germany, France or England, because to start with, these countries are garbage. There's no need to invade a dead and or dying country when these shitholes are killing themselves. 

This is about money. It always has been and it always will be. This is so simple that my head hurts explaining it. 

Tuesday, January 23, 2024

So This Happened 23/01/24

 


Canadian Income Gap Widens 

Detoxifying the Community with caring


I am a human resources professional. It says so on my card.  I  just wanted to share with you a few things about the DEI work environment.  I spend so much time finding talent and then black washing them with diversity to get them hired and then see them fall to drug overdose, rough sex, or transit violence.  So here are a few pointers to help you keep afloat until you get that no work job you were promised by Justin.

Monday, January 22, 2024

Bringing my adorable house cat, Mister Whiskers, to Buddhism



The cat was hungry.  My cruel landlord was stingy on food for the cat.  The pellets had run out, and it was yet another day until he could use his seniors discount at Food Barn to get a bag. Still, the cat howled.  It ran between your legs when you climb the stairs.  I was determined to convert the cat to Buddhism.  How could a vicious swamp critter like a cat take to the practice?  

Sunday, January 21, 2024

Horoscope for the week of 21 January, 2024

 Aries:  Someone else is pushed into the future.  You get to help!  That which you desire is chasing you.  On Wednesday you get on the same page.  Also on Wednesday, the unstable triumvirate loses a leader, and you get the spoils, but that was the plan all along, Aries.  

Taurus:  Use your winnings from Wednesday to get that winning ticket you deserve next week.  Think of it as planting a seed, Taurus.  Alternately, a powerful amulet will come into your possession on Wednesday.  Do not use it until Thursday, at midnight. Use it to make benefits grow upon themselves until the next gremlins and water Full Moon.

Gemini: Left over business from the soon to be previous administration is on your mind this week, Gemini. Use your legendary mind power to accurately relate how they got it all wrong.  Someone is listening, and on Saturday expect swift action from someone inspired by your prose.  You will win with the word "vigilante" in Scrabble. 

Cancer: Mid afternoon Thursday you can take the pig out of the smokehouse.  Make a magic potion from beets and turnips after the sun sets on Thursday and save a portion for pot luck to take to the coming Full Moon ritual.  Despite what you see on the computer, people are peaceful around you.  The powerful pheromones in turnip transfer to the chef, giving you the aroma of the Boss Bug.  They fear you. 

Leo: The first whispers are for your ears only, Leo.  A new force for justice has taken form.  Descriptions are vague, fodder for conspiracy theorists.  The new force for justice is looking for a side kick, in battle cheerleader, and, responsible passenger for rides in experimental vehicles.  When you hear that deep bass voice say, 'Hello', you will know, Leo, king of beasts.

Virgo:  Your clandestine work for a foreign power becomes four dimensional when you realize that foreign means extraterrestrial.  At the end of this week, on Saturday, The Mothership signals it is coming from the Home Planet.  Before that though, check to make sure all your batteries are fully charged. This is the moment for your side hustle, Virgo! 

Libra: The Junta look calls for riding breeches, for a start.  Are you willing to lead the team with your enthusiasm? The face slap will be socially acceptable again.  Like dark Santa, you have a list.  Now check it twice.  Thursday comes, wear gloves that fit nice.  No need for knuckles, not downtown.

Scorpio: Technology is your tool for fun and profit. A space alien downloadable app has installed itself in your burner phone.  It has incredible powers.  To prove this to yourself, order the construction of a thirty meter high and thick cube of reinforced concrete to block your view of an eyesore.  From the proof of your own senses you will unlock the secrets of this powerful phone app.

Sagittarius: Powerful forces draw you into places of enthusiastic sales staff, recycled air low in oxygen, and, all you can eat dining deals.  Just after coffee break on Tuesday, Ninja move through your food court. It is a marketing gimmick, but it gives you ideas.  Secretly watch to see who reads the clipping about the Russian Winter Offensive. 

Capricorn:  Casually make your way to the safest place aboard ship for 10:30am on Tuesday.  You will win with the word "sabotage" in Scrabble.  The frogmen surfacing around the lifeboat are not expected by most people.  Robots can fly the plane, but not the one you are on.  

Aquarius: You are the Lawgiver in an ordered Universe that has no purpose.  Plan an extended weekend with mushrooms at the free sex hippie chick commune.  Dodge calls from work, maybe put together a list of names of squares who harsh your buzz at work.  Charlie says give the list to Sadie and Tex for some pick up work. 

Pisces: Put all your energy into the midnight ritual on Wednesday night. Your powers are recharged and you are surrounded by ingratiating minions.  The gift of an Enid Sinclair coloring book is propitious.  Madmen attack each other for your amusement. New beads for a shrunken head are called for.  Few can comprehend the things you see on public transit.  You are the eyes of Xepe Totec. 

Rimshot

 


Make sure to tip your waitress...

Friday, January 19, 2024

So This Happened 19/01/24

 


Although featuring fat chicks wasn't the main reason Sports Illustrated packed it in today, it definitely was in the top 2. As for the top reason, The Mayor will get to that after this short commercial break:

Thursday, January 18, 2024

Lloyd Austin's Hospital Visit Explained

 


It could only be that way.

Daily Affirmation of Words

 Today, Children of Woke, our daily affirmation word is Qwerty.


Qwerty is the word you use for the constantly changing never normals who are used as a skin suits for the degenerate capitalists to manipulate you.  

Use Qwerty in all your communications.  Just like using 'fuck' in every sentence, it shows you have class.  


 

Qwerty will help your career. 

Wednesday, January 17, 2024

Can Anyone Become A Millionaire?

 

Of course not.

It's ridiculous to even think that.

But you know who CAN become a millionaire?

You.

YOU can become a millionaire.

Daily Affirmation Of Words

 


Positive empowering words: fuel for a daily affirmation routine.

1) I am good and getting better

2) I am loved and worthy

Tuesday, January 16, 2024

It Was The Worst Of Times, It Was The Worst Of Times

 


This was from Sauble Beach, Ontario, April 2020.

Top 5 New Years Resolutions that will advance your career

You can game the system like the professionals.  Advancing your career means appealing to a recruiter with your enthusiasm, telling the boss what It wants to hear, virtue signaling to the Its in HR, and, avoiding replacement by offering up someone else to walk the plank.  Nobody ever really follows through on their New Years resolutions, so why not just cherry pick them for effect.  Remember to say, and not do.  Doing what you say you are going to do is for white supremacists.  So, here are the Top 5 New Years Resolutions that will advance your career.

Monday, January 15, 2024

The German Military Machine - 1983 vs 2023

 


It looks as if the German military have stopped parading soldiers and are now parading bags of milk.

Looking under the bed



I never thought too much about what is under the bed. Just a place to sweep out on cleaning day. Some people like to put a suitcase there.  Maybe put shoes, but not too far in that you cannot get them out.  Books, overdue, lost, or hidden. Board games tell you about the person when they are under their bed. Nobody ever puts a Bible down there, but they will put an Ouija board. Fancy that.

Sunday, January 14, 2024

Screw It


 For all your screwing needs, trust Mitchieville.

Horoscope for the week of 14 January, 2024

The Roman Empire had a sunrise like the one you are going to have.  The Past, your future.  Make it yours.  Astrology has the answers to the questions you should be asking.  Each week, your future revealed.  Here is the Horoscope for the week of 14 January, 2024.

Friday, January 12, 2024

Money-Making Ideas

 


These ideas are golden. You would do well to take note.

Thursday, January 11, 2024

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Professor Bob

Prime Minister’s Day 

I was eating breakfast with my 14 -year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?" Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Prime Minister Day!” 

She's smart, so I asked her "What does Prime Minister Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Trudeau, or Martin, Harper, etc. 

She replied, "Prime Minister Day is when the Prime Minister steps out of the Prime Minister's Mansion, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of  Bull Shit." 

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.

Professor Bob

Cuba Is More Screwed

 


As if things couldn't get any worse for the citizens of Cuba:

A visit to the supermarket

 


My supermarket, I know it well.  I always get to walk past the employee parking on my way to the main door.  I like to know who is working.  My supermarket has familiar faces!  I like to show up around an hour before shift change.  Everyone is tired at the end of shift, kinda sleepy.  Off guard.  Thinking about getting home in one piece.  

Your Notebook of Evil

 





 Be the best Asbestos

Salesman I can be, 

In League with Tobacco 

so-ci-e-ty

And the phone,           

. . .  it never stops

Its my phone buddy,

with cheap pork chops!

* * * 

News from the Fortress of Zagreb.

* * * 

You are Nobody without Me.

 * * * 

Hunting the woke through the woods.

 * * * 

Take the Red Pen to your Philosophy


I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.  I care.

Wednesday, January 10, 2024

Exploring Extraterrestrial Corporations for your job search



Many extraterrestrial corporations are now secretly active on your Home Planet.  If  you are looking for employment with a meritocracy, access to advanced tech, and, travel perks, then check this out.

Tuesday, January 9, 2024

The Church, The Church, The Church Is On Fire...

 


Nearly 100 Christian Churches burned to the ground and not one solitary lead:

As of January 2, 2024, 96 churches across Canada have been attacked since media claims of unmarked graves at residential schools in 2021, according to a map created by independent media outlet True North

Now change out the word Church for the word Mosque, or Synagogue, and ask yourself, how would the media/politicians react if this was the case?

And remember, it's not a hate crime when it happens to Christians.

Nailed It

 


The Bankman Fried pictures look like a 12 drink after/before, while the Caroline Ellis sketch and her real life picture look pretty dead-on.

Oh the humanity!

Sources of inspiration for characterization for creative writers

People ask me, 'Fenris, how do you churn out so much original material in such a timely, topical fashion?' Well, that sort of proprietary information can be yours when you join the Mitchieville2020 pay site. But, I care. Here is a taste, a spicy Hors d'Oeuvres to whet your ambition. Turn here for a source of characterization for quirky characters for creative writers...  

Monday, January 8, 2024

A visit to the bookstore

 



What could be more wholesome than a visit to my favorite bookstore not far from where I used to live.  I only get out to my old part of town once a month, when my medication runs out.  I can see old friends, buy weed, have a coffee, and, go buy a book or two as a treat. The Toronto experience; the City of Light.  I care. 

Who Were The Demons Involved With The Covid Vaccine?

 


That's what I thought.

So This Happened 08/01/24

 


Canadians Dying Of 'Unknown Causes' Is Through The Roof

Professor Bob

 


The Stroke Economy

Hmmm. That sounds a little kinky. Let me explain. To give someone a stroke, in this context, is to pay attention to them. A stroke might be any sort of interaction; a compliment, a criticism, a question, an answer, a comment on the weather, holding the door for someone, dropping a coin in a homeless man’s Tim’s cup. A stroke validates a person’s existence. The statement contained in the stroke says; “I see you.”

Sunday, January 7, 2024

A Sidewalk Hole On A Mexican Street

 


What you are looking at in the above picture is a sidewalk hole on a street in Playa Del Carmen, Mexico.

While an entire adult foot would be hard pressed to fit into said hole, there would be no problem fitting half an adult foot into said hole. 

Imagine strolling along this street late at night after downing a few mojito's and stepping into that deathtrap. You would need the jaws of life to extract you from deaths pit.

In Canada, your foot and that hole would be worth upward of $3.2 million dollars. In Mexico, your foot and that hole are worth absolutely nothing. 

Every block I walked had at least one large hole that you could easily stumble into. It surprised The Mayor to no end that there aren't more 1 legged Mexican's.


Saturday, January 6, 2024

Horoscope for the week of 7 January, 2024

 The second week of the month of Santa is upon us!  Yes, the pagan gods have returned.  This month is the month of Santa.  Maybe the month long war is a present for a Christmas gift for the special girl or boy.  He has a list, and He is checking it twice.  Sounds like a game of Bomber Harris to me.  By the crackling fire.  Broken glass for tinsel.  The earth cracks. Golf courses swallow the homeless. 

Friday, January 5, 2024

Thursday, January 4, 2024

Professor Bob

 


The Balancing Act 


If you read and agreed with my post, “Animals All,” you will want to explore with me what it means to have an animal and a parent as part of our makeup. To deny that reality and proclaim that we are fully rational beings is to set ourselves up for a fall. As we explore human nature, we will encounter the number 3 as being key to a balanced, satisfying life. 


Tuesday, January 2, 2024

Top 5 Christmas Shopping Tips for January, 2024

With only 358 shopping days left until Christmas, you need to pause for a moment and read these Top 5 Christmas Shopping Tips for January 2024.  Traditionally, January is the month when fetish gear goes on sale.