Now that you realize that leadership needs a mentor and a tutor to slowly perform basic tasks, you can game your way to improvements in your life condition. You have command over simple arithmetic, grammar, and, fractions, and realize that you can press this advantage in life to feather your nest. Here are the top 3 things to do.
The old hands always used to talk kind of quiet like about this stuff, but they are silent now in the mess. Kind of makes you wonder. Something lost there, HQ? Do you need a hug? Here are the top 5 Nazi Secret Weapons misplaced by the Canadian Army.
The thing about having Secret Plans is not that you are edgy; the thing about having Secret Plans is having a Secret Planning Department. Throw in a serving of coffee, a room to change out of Canadian Blizzard gear, and now you need Human Resources to set up Logistics. I am a Human Resources professional, it says so on my card. From my notebook, these are the top five things Human Resources professionals need to know when developing a Secret Planning Department.
For older men, the onset of Eternal War is good news! Lots of job categories opening up. One of which is Air Raid Warden. Here are the Top 5 ways to make money as an Air Raid Warden in mostly peaceful times.
Being on top of army stuff is a great way to show enthusiasm for the current thing. But you should watch your mouth. Careerist informers are everywhere. Here are the Top 5 things not to talk about with your military awareness group at work.
With only 320 days left until Christmas, you need to pause for a moment and read these top 5 Christmas shopping tips for February, 2024! Traditionally, February is the month that Black History gear goes on sale.
Conceal a surveillance camera. You want a time stamped record of your hours working at your desk. This will throw some water on the staged or fake rape that some careerist cabal has put together to remove you as a competitor. You can also spot the coworkers who take your stuff, put batteries in your trash, or have sex on your desk when you are not there.
Trust nobody. Nobody trusts 'friends' in the workplace. If they do, they are either naive or they are working a hustle. They could be working a hustle on you.
Side hustle awareness. Employers tolerate side hustles because they are afraid of the Rotherham effect. Realize that an employer, to get rid of a side hustler, will usually chop a bunch of people at the same time, so the mass firing reflects diversity. If you are seen to be a little too close to the one intended victim, you could get bundled up with the purged.
Hide your light under a basket. Remember you are dealing with a hierarchy that got those fat pay checks and perks not for being competent, but for being green. They do not like competence, because it makes them look like a racist stereotype. Do the minimum. See how much other people are doing, and do as little as them. You do not want to be a target.
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You can game the system like the professionals. Advancing your career means appealing to a recruiter with your enthusiasm, telling the boss what It wants to hear, virtue signaling to the Its in HR, and, avoiding replacement by offering up someone else to walk the plank. Nobody ever really follows through on their New Years resolutions, so why not just cherry pick them for effect. Remember to say, and not do. Doing what you say you are going to do is for white supremacists. So, here are the Top 5 New Years Resolutions that will advance your career.
With only 358 shopping days left until Christmas, you need to pause for a moment and read these Top 5 Christmas Shopping Tips for January 2024. Traditionally, January is the month when fetish gear goes on sale.
You can lose your job for having a politically incorrect New Years resolution. Keeping on top of the moving goal posts is a challenge. Avoid entrapment by rent seekers this year with this good advice. Here are the Top 5 New Years Resolutions that will destroy your career.
Here at Mitchieville, we care. There is always someone late to your Xmas list, so here are the Top 5 last minute Xmas gifts.
Now that the bug eating government has convinced everyone that the law is myopic and fickle, you can use all your favorite radioactive kitchen accessories. Open borders shipping means you can access a diversity of goods and devices. And do not talk about all the wonderful stuff you can get with your rubles. Anyway, you need to know the Top 5 household radiation leak hacks.
Toronto is the City of Light! Here are the top five ways to make your shopping experience in Toronto the best of the year!
Christmas is coming, and you want to have some pictures to show the Lamprey-Canadians in Human Resources what a Jellyfish-Canadian you are. Here are the top five things to avoid putting in your child's Christmas Stocking:
