Aries: You get roped into maintenance tasks for an edifice that you wish to demolish. This is fine as you skills at 'sabotage under observation' are champion, Aries. At least until Tuesday, when the regime changes focus and self serving expedience is swapped out for emotion driven guilt tripping. Neurosis is coming for your masters, but not this week.
Taurus: Your agenda of financial aggrandizement is distracted by lesser mortals whose aesthetics and short term goals are, well, short sighted. You should congratulate yourself on the big bucks you are making in your crime scene clean up franchise, and not heed the poor advice of shifting over to scented candles and knick knackery. Early Tuesday morning you will advance your understanding of the link between house plants, coffee table books, and psychosis.
Gemini: Your command of the agenda slips on Tuesday, when mush heads driven by emotions introduce 'letter of the law' directives. Your mastery of reality remains unchallenged, as you have command over the element that is bullshit. For your peace of mind, let me tell you that space alien sex tourists cannot contract nor spread syphilis.
Cancer: You are unaware of the paranormal events transpiring around you until High Noon on Tuesday. This will last until High Noon on Thursday. The upside is you stand to have personal gain from others misfortunes with revelation and manifestation around 1 am on Thursday. Conflated with this is a clarity of vision which starts on Tuesday. Simply enough, passing strange events will fit a pattern, and provide you with insight into the Secret Society that is attempting to maintain control of your local road network. They are not doing a very good job, given the DEI hiring of talentless incompetents. Expect to come across preparations for a witch burning on the weekend, as the Secret Society attempts damage control.
Leo: Expect a change of focus around noon on Monday. It is not central to your perception of reality, but the new information will be to your improvement. Avoid crowds between noon on Tuesday to noon on Thursday, unless you have a taste for quick thinking and wish to shine in a first responder sort of situation. Make plans to win the lottery next week, which means exactly what I said.
Virgo: Madness descends upon your surroundings Tuesday at High Noon. This will give you an opportunity to contemplate the cause and effect of this contagion. Much as you can condemn the actions of the rabid, you become closer to an understanding of the malevolent minds spreading the virus.
Libra: The pleasures of hearth and home are with you this week, Libra. Preparations this week will bear a mighty crop of happiness and prosperity next week. The spirit of the law forces outcomes, in league with new technology and momentum to the brighter world tomorrow.
Scorpio: New technology is revealed to you that will lead you to prosperity and peace of mind. Be open minded, as the documentation for this stuff is written by chimps and clod hoppers. Also, wonderful devices from the past will make your domestic tasks much easier, so browse away.
Sagittarius: Your deeper understanding of the primal nature of reptilian creatures will keep you safe, even as other wander too close to the jaws and claws. Look in the swimming pool before you enter, and always expect the Cottonmouth to be of bad temper.
Capricorn: Off hand remarks in passing could disturb your inner peace, except that you do have inner tranquility and these things no longer matter. Someone you attempted to raise up has turned their back on The Light and has chosen another life to wallow with the greater questions, again.
Aquarius: Ascension is inevitable. The power of the human animal to adapt to changing conditions will astound you, especially when yoked with technology and driven by inevitable social change. This week your attention will focus on those talents around you who thrive against the blob of the herd.
Pisces: The balance between the letter and the spirit of the law is in flux, and your mission, if you decide to accept it, is to choose between being a catalyst for Ascension, or piece of flotsam carried along by the current. Natural disasters are not always large and noted: beware of the personalized sinkhole or the inept tradesman.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.
