So This Happened 30/11/23

 

Child Respiratory Sickness Overloads China's Hospitals

Available data suggests rates of flu-like illnesses are more than double those of recent years, but authorities have urged calm, attributing the rise in cases to the beginning of the first flu season since pandemic restrictions were lifted.

Relax, it's not covid. It's pneumonia, probably. Or something else. But not covid.

Anyway, here's a little word of advice for you when this finally hits our shores and starts decimating our elderly population - wear a mask and get multiple vaccine shots. That seemed to really help the first time around, and I'm sure this will be our silver bullet to health this time around, as well. And stay home, and vote liberal.

Nutrient Found In Beef & Dairy Improves Immune Response To Cancer

Trans-vaccenic acid (TVA), a long-chain fatty acid found in meat and dairy products from grazing animals such as cows and sheep, improves the ability

This study was obviously done in order to make the *what are your dairy-free options?* crowd go insane. Btw, a punch in the face is a dairy-free option. Just sayin'.

It's almost as if all the negative things you have heard about meat and dairy in the last 30 years have been nothing but a bunch of lying horseshit. But how can that be when the most effeminate men in the world say otherwise? 

Smdh.

Aaaaaand, White Lung Pneumonia Is Here

Doctors in parts of Massachusetts and Ohio are reporting a spike in child pneumonia cases similar to the outbreak spreading in China and parts of Europe.

In Warren County, just 30 miles outside Cincinnati, there have been 142 pediatric cases of the condition — dubbed 'white lung syndrome' — since August, a figure health officials there described as 'extremely high'. 

According to officials, this is no big deal and there isn't anything to worry about. Keep in mind though, these are the same officials who were 100% wrong about every last detail associated with covid the first time around.

Sleep well tonight.

Victory Coffee

You need Victory Coffee. Friday, end of the work week.  Nobody works now.  Friday, time to hunker down and avoid death by Diversity.  

I Had A Dream

 

I had a dream last night and I couldn't stop thinking about it all day today. There were a few obvious messages in my dream, and I'd like to share these messages with you.

Fortress Toronto

It is reassuring to know that Toronto has plenty of good artillery positions for when the endless war makes it's way to Canada.   Just today I went for a walk east along the Davenport, towards Bathurst.  There is some green space to the north of Bathurst and Davenport, above the Toll Keepers Booth.  It would be a great spot for artillery.

Victory Coffee

Victory Coffee.  Relaxing music.  It helps me to become closer to Set, the Snake God.  Did you know that Set, the Snake God had nothing to do with Residential Schools?  That is why I like some relaxing music and Victory Coffee

Top ten things not to talk about when you go to the shopping mall

The noxious spread of untruth is bad.  So, here are the top ten things not to talk about when you go to the shopping mall, (from The Crossword Page of the November, 2023, edition of the ezine Serial Killers' Monthly Magazine).  Do not talk about these subjects when you are at the shopping mall. 

What The Super Rich Are Saying About Mitchieville's Financial Bootcamp

 

Elon Musk: "forget Mars; I'd send my rockets straight to Mitchieville Financial Bootcamp: It's the real frontier of financial genius." 💰

Victory Coffee

 It is morning, and I need coffee.  I need to meditate upon the bean.  The power of a mystical chat can power your drive today.  With Victory Coffee!

Ontario, a province to plunder

I am a human resources professional. It says so on my card. I get to do Health and Safety training. I know nothing about Health and Safety. But I have a credential, so that makes me an expert. Questioning my ignorance will get you written up. So, my Health and Safety course is cowed, under my thumb. But they are troubled. What is going on with the staff? The elephant in the room: they are afraid of the vaxx.

Moment of Inertia of Diversity

The Moment of Inertia of Diversity is a unit of work that measures the Inertia of the Moment when the Diversity shows up.  The root of Diversity is division, and when you are in a group that is disunited by divided cultures, everyone just shuts up and is inert.  There are other moments of inertia, extending to the entire time the divided are brought together.  Nobody talks to each other, nobody makes eye contact.  They look at their shoes.  They are silent, but they snicker in self talk over past gaming of the system, gloat over the destruction of other cultures, and, relive their last degenerate sex act with a settler.  They revisit the past and replay atrocity.  Angular momentum is not conserved.   The Diversity of the Moment has an upper limit, set by the how much energy it takes for the political system to fly apart; the divided cultures see nothing appealing in each other.  Absent assimilation, they are mutually repulsive.  Only propaganda, tribute dole, and, oppression keeps them together.  And nothing symbolizes the Diversity of the Moment than Maple Syrup Beans from the food bank. 

The Most Lewd-Sounding Town Names In Each State

 

Eat your heart out Dildo, Newfoundland.

So This Happened - 26/12/23

Channeling his inner Aristotle - "we go to war in order that we may have peace" -  Pierre Trudeau's son (possibly), announced Canada will be shipping Ukraine 11,000 assault rifles and over 9 million rounds of ammunition.

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Our Elite

 

Those who can, do; those who can't, teach.

Horoscope for the week of November 26, 2023

My editor tells me I cannot talk about power struggles between the woke griftocracy and the resurgent military-industrial aristocracy.  Which makes sense.  You can read about these things after the fact.  I think he just wants to steer people to the pay site, where there is free speech, not like here.  Anyway, good luck to Charles III on his new adventure, and people will realize why that statue of Cromwell protecting Parliament from the Monarchy was there for a reason.  Your future is written in the stars ...

Top ten things not to talk about at work today

I am very concerned about the spread of conspiracy theories, so here are the top ten from this month's issue of Serial Killers' Monthly Magazine, and you should not talk about them at work.

Black Friday

 

The most ridiculous sale non-sale day of the year has arrived!

Prepare to NOT be wowed!

Moment of Inertia of Diversity

Obey me

I do not have two passports. I feel left out. I live in Toronto, and getting out of town for the bad weather between October and April is a big thing.  You do not live in Toronto.  You do not know what I am talking about.  You exist in a mix of cultures, divided one from the other.  There is no movement over time for the divided to come together.  Oil and water.  So face it, the stem of diversity is division.  And with the miserable weather, the divided separate smoothly into those with two loyalties, and those with only one.

Take A Guess Who Won

Or, take a guess who lost.

 

Happy Thanksgiving

 

On behalf of the citizens of Mitchieville, we'd like to wish our American friends a wonderful and blessed Thanksgiving.

And remember, in life, it never hurts to stop once in a while to smell the turkeys.

Explosion At US-Canada Border Caused By Reckless Driver - Sources

As per Reuters

This is especially great news for Anglo-Canadians, as now we don't have to prove we're not Islamophobes.

Fortress Toronto

I wonder what public transit would be like during Russian missile attack? Maybe you don't want to be in Union station when one of those smart bombs takes out the coffer dam keeping the harbor water out of the station.  Boom.  Smelly smoke.  Then the water.  Big sparks and smoke when electrical stuff shorts out.  The screams, they start then.  People have plenty of time to panic. Push over wheel chairs and spill eggs.  Settle old scores.  Then the water comes.  Hot, too hot to be natural tsunami.  Stinks of shit and wintergreen.  Well, that is just public transit, Union Station.

Professor Bob

Pound the Nail, One More Time

Democracy is a pretty good system, the best we have tried in recorded history, depending on how you want to measure things.

If individual liberty, and freedom of association and expression matter to you, then it doesn’t get any better. If social engineering and conformity to the norm turn your crank, then some form of autocracy is where you want to go.  All forms of gov’mint have their Achilles heel, a way in which the system can be subverted by a relatively small number of people.  A democracy can be derailed by special interest groups, associations that can deliver a modest sized block of votes in return for a “consideration,” such as funding for a cultural center. Combined with general apathy and low voter turnout, these special interest groups can hold a balance of power well out of proportion to the actual numbers. Suppose the voter turnout is 35% of 200,000 voters, then the number of voters casting a ballot is only 70,000. A margin of victory of 5% requires a swing vote of only 3,500 ballots. If a special interest group comprising 2% of the population can deliver all their members to a political party, they can deliver 4,000 votes, enough to swing the election one way or another. If I can do the math, then so can any old political hack, looking to win any way he can. “Sure, we’ll fund your community center as part of our cultural enrichment program, and given the special architectural needs of your building, I’m sure we can accommodate a short list of acceptable contractors.” If the short list turns out to have only members of the special interest group, that is to be expected. After all, it’s a cultural thing. So, a 4,000 member cultural association gets a multi-million dollar community center, built at a profit by its own members. The politico wins the election and gets a sizeable campaign donation, and the 200,000 residents get to contribute $5.00 or $8.00 each to the welfare of an invisible minority. Of course, suspicious minds might consider this type of arrangement to be ethically somewhat questionable, so care is taken that the connection between the politico and the special interest group be minimized. Naturally, though, he would be invited to the inauguration, and get to take his shoes off and wear a funny hat. It’s a cultural thing, doncha know. Multiply this by several special interest groups and it becomes clear why unseating an incumbent member of parliament, an incumbent senator or a sitting congressman, becomes a difficult proposition. 

Well, the answer would seem to be, on the face of it, for the silent majority to work together to protect the interests of the society at large. Isn’t that reasonable?? Hmmm. In Toronto, there is an annual beauty contest in which the “Queen” of a particular cultural group is chosen to “reign” over a cultural festival. The participants in the beauty contest are limited to members of that ethnic group and the voters who chose the “Queen” are also limited to members of that particular culture. If your skin is the wrong color or you don’t speak the language, then you are actively discouraged from joining the association, participating in the contest or voting. It’s a cultural thing, doncha know. Okay, let’s form a WASP cultural association, have our own contest and elect our own “Queen” to “reign” over our own cultural festival. Just watch what happens. There will be 17 dozen gov’mint agencies in there, laying charges of racism, giving media interviews, denying permits and drawing comparisons with the KKK. An elderly gentleman, a member of a visible minority, once told me that racism was a whites only problem. A man such as himself, could not, by definition, be a racist. I told him that that was a racist thing to say, because it discriminated on the basis of color. He shook his head, said nothing and walked away. Clearly, I missed the fine points. Hmmmm. Who says we don’t have a culture?? 

Professor Bob

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 Nobody works anymore.  How about some home projects?  Victory Coffee!

Your Notebook of Evil

I am a human resources professional.  It says so on my card.  I have done ...  horrible things.  But I suppress those memories in other people.  I have to.  For the sake of my financial mental health.  I have to force myself to enjoy my plunder.  I work contract.  I have to keep up the appearance of stability, relevance, and, integrity.  To make me look good, somehow, these office workers under my administration must demonstrate instability, irrelevance, and, pathological career arcing; makes me look good.

So This Happened 21/11/23

 

Argentinians just elected a new Presidente, who, among other things, wants to criminalize abortion, get rid of half of Argentinian ministries, denies climate change, and wants to cut welfare.

But even more than all those things combined, the worldwide right-wing movement is most happy with the fact that at least Milei isn't an annoying, drooling shitlib.

Canada now euthanizes an average of 36 citizens a day. 

In 2016, the year MAID was legalized, 1,018 Canadians elected to die via government-assisted suicide. In 2022, that figure ballooned to an astonishing 13,241, which means an average of 36 people are euthanized each day in Canada.

That's about the same amount of people that die every day from gun crimes in Canada. Oh wait, gun crimes  account for .70 deaths per day in Canada. I must be thinking of abortion - 87,000 per year.

My bad.

According to western media, Tik Tok is bad for you:

It’s not often that journalists on both sides of the political aisle agree on a particular issue. However, with TikTok—from the New York Post to The New York Times, from The Washington Post to the Washington Examiner—everyone seems to agree that it's a destructive app.

If one thing western propaganda media can agree on, is that Chinese propaganda is bad for you. Only believe western media propaganda.

And that's the truth!

Biscotti

 

WTF

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The Share-Care Movement

I consider it my obligation as a human being to help people.  I care.  I found a good way for you to care, too.  My telling you is my way to share-care.  In fact, I was at a production meeting when I was demeaned and given the churl's task of finding the correct spelling of 'share-care' itself.  I was choking with lust for revenge when my spiritual nature asserted itself and transformed my brutal mental imagery into something positive, of value: I could use the casual use of a colleague's lap top into an opportunity for gas lighting. My knowledge of the procedure was gained in the following manner:

Too Soon?

 

Walk towards the light, Zelly, walk towards the light!

Attention Future Millionaires

 

Hey there, ambitious minds 👊

If you've got a burning desire to make a million dollars, listen up because the first step isn't about complex strategies or secret formulas. It's about getting your head straight.

Mindset Matters 👍

Picture this - Your mind is the architect of your reality. Before you conquer the financial world, you need to conquer your own thoughts. Positive thinking, resilience, and a laser-sharp focus on your goals - that's the foundation upon which million-dollar dreams are built.

Believe To Achieve 💡

You've heard it before, but it's worth repeating: if you don't believe in yourself, who will? Confidence is your secret weapon. The road to a million starts with unwavering self-belief. Embrace the mindset that success is not just an option; it's inevitable.

Banish Doubt, Welcome Success 🎯

Doubt is the enemy of progress. Kick it to the curb! Replace doubts with determination. Understand that setbacks are just setups for comebacks. Millionaires don't see problems; they see opportunities to learn and grow.

Take Action Now 💥

Your dreams won't materialize by themselves. Take that first step today! Set clear goals, create a plan, and execute it with passion. Actions transforms dreams into reality, and millions of dollars are waiting for those bold enough to seize it.

See The Million-Dollar You 👀

Close your eyes and envision the person who's already a millionaire. What habits do they have? How do they handle challenges? Embody that vision now. Your mindset shapes your reality, and a millionaire's mindset is the gateway to the fortune you seek.

Million-dollar Mindset Unlocked 🔓

So, future millionaires, the first step to a million dollars is not a bank visit or an investment strategy. It's a visit to your own mind.

Get your head straight, banish doubt, and take action.

Your Financial Coach has been there, and he has your back.

Things Are Getting Difficult

 

10 minutes ago she was the darling of the left, and now she's a terrorist.

Please let me know what to think. I don't know what or how to think any more.

Victory Coffee

Heading up to Erin, Ontario today.  Actually, going to a secret community, called The Berg.  Starting out early, with a good cup of Victory Coffee!

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. 

Horoscope for the week of November 19, 2023

 In the stars this week.  Just waiting for the next atrocity, and the unpredictable trajectory The People will take.   Simple as biscuits and gravy!  This is a Moon Mars transit, all the better astrologers say.  So what is up this week for you, Moon-y Mars-y?

The Sun is in Scorpio, and the Moon in Aquarius.  They hate each other, especially when in square, which happens on Monday midnight.  That Mars is conjunct the Sun at this time, with Mars ruling in Scorpio.  That is a lot of Mars; Mars ruling; Mars ruling from Mount Olympus, citizen.  So, a breakthrough in surgical technique to effect gender change? new abortion vacuum attachment?  or, some other form of bloodletting...  Something under the direction of the War God, but modern and hip, and using electricity, maybe directed energy weapons at a large civilian population. Might be a mob of people overwhelming a surprised garrison. Tearing them apart, limb by limb.  With lots of social media coverage.  Monday at midnight.  

The War God is running things this week, (until Thursday, when he is not).  So after the secret weapon is used on civilians on Monday midnight (or, whatever), then on Wednesday, the Moon, now in Pisces, does a trine to the War God, which ancient texts call for a sea battle where at least fifty triremes are lost to the wine dark sea.  The surviving crew in the water  from both sides turn to savage, hand to hand fighting in the water, surrounded by sinking ships and clouds of smoke.  Frogmen, manned torpedoes, and, a secret base will figure into the narrative. 

The peculiar sequence on Thursday, namely the movement of the Sun into Sagittarius, quickly followed by the Moon changing signs (Pisces to Aries), most classical astrologers describe as a certain omen for a coup d'etat, possibly a change of side by a country.  (If you want to know the actual country that will defect from NATO to the Warsaw pact, you will need to access the pay site content.  Use the code THURSDAY_COUP for seventy two hour access to platinum content at The Pleasure Center 💖).  

There is no astrological aspect indicative of the use of chemical weapons this week.

Late on Saturday, around 10:45pm, the tranquility of the people is restored with games and dole.  

Your destiny is written in the stars, what do you have in store?

Making Money Fast And Fun

Mo money? Mo money? Mo money?

Let's Goooooooo.....

Hey there, folks! Are you ready to turn your financial dreams into reality? Well, buckle up because I've got a surefire plan to make you a millionaire! Now, I know what you're thinking - making a million bucks may sound like a daunting task, but stick with me, and I'll break it down for you.

We've Moved On From This, Correct?

 

Just because we never got an apology from the folks that said/believe(d) this, doesn't mean they aren't sorry, right?

Victory Coffee

One of the good things about the Covid lockdown was doing lots of cheap weed.  You can soon learn which pop video lyrics are literally true.  There really are Justified and Ancient beings from Mu Mu here.  Obviously, Tammy Wynette is one of these ... justified and ancient beings. Your Victory Coffee is good to level my buzz.

I, Fenris Badwulf wrote this.  I care. 

So This Happened 17/11/23

 

I learned today that a Starbucks Iced Pumpkin Cream Chai Tea Latte Grande comes in at around 480 calories and has 15 teaspoons of sugar. Your daily allowance of sugar is 6 teaspoons. If you’re even considering drinking one of those incredibly wordy drinks, please kiss your wife and children first because chances are that after you drink it you will die a horrible, shaky death.

Inside Mitchieville

Mitchieville is a community; a community that cares.  And in this time of plague and righteous riots by the never violent,  Mitchieville is extra caring; an extra community that embraces the nutritious vegan Hegelian word salad of the peoples voice.  It tastes so good; you want more!  Come to Mitchieville. Join the Family.  Join us.

Victory Coffee

 Nobody works anymore, eh?  Got the dole, citizen?  Game the system.  Dad used to cheat on his taxes.  Your turn to piracy is understandable.  Part of your culture, eh? 

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.  I care. 

Victory Coffee

 Nobody works anymore, eh?  Got the dole.  Like the legendary statesman, Carson, I know the game.  I love my Victory Coffee.  

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.  I care. 

So This Happened 16/11/23

 

Auto theft in Canada has hit ‘historic highs’, this according to an Équité Association report. Stolen cars and trucks have increased by as much as 50% this year among Canada’s biggest provinces, with over 84,000 stolen last year alone.

Many stolen cars end up being shipped to Africa and the Middle East via the Port of Montreal. Insurance companies say this costs consumers well over $1 billion a year.

Which begs the question: if the police know that a huge % of stolen cars and trucks being shipped to Africa and the Middle East exit through the Port of Montreal, wouldn’t it make sense to say, oh I don’t know, station a few coppers down at the port to have a little looksie around? You know, maybe do some detective work?

I mean, you already have the first part of this Scooby Doo mystery figured out - where the cars and trucks are being shipped from, the next part doesn’t actually seem as hard. Maybe have a look in a few containers? Ask some of the port workers if they’ve seen anything suspicious, like 3000 Honda CR-V’s being loaded onto container ships. Have you checked any security cameras yet? Buehler?

I’ll keep you informed on any new developments.

In more thieving car news - have you ever heard the story when North Korea in the 1970’s ordered 1000 or so Volvo 144’s but never paid for them? Well, it’s true. In 1974 (I was practically a baby), Kim Il-sung made a deal with the good folks at Volvo to purchase 1000 cars. Swedish businesses were very happy at the time because North Korea looked as though it showed great economic promise (insert laughter here_______).

But Kim Il-sung never paid up for those cars and to this day the debt remains unpaid. Which goes to show you that the old adage is true: In God we trust, the rest pay Kronas.

According to quite a few Instagram posts, you can make millions of dollars a year while following only 5 easy steps. The first step is to find a job that is in high demand, and then scale that job until you’re making 7 figures.

I may have missed the middle 3 steps, but I’ve already outlined the hardest 2, so the rest should be simple.

Instagram - where to go when you want to instantly knock 8 points off your IQ.