Inside Mitchieville

Mitchieville is a community; a community that cares.  And in this time of plague and righteous riots by the never violent,  Mitchieville is extra caring; an extra community that embraces the nutritious vegan Hegelian word salad of the peoples voice.  It tastes so good; you want more!  Come to Mitchieville. Join the Family.  Join us.

Police replacer

I was down in the map room in the Mitchieville community center.  The map room is named after the great anti-fa leader against white hegemony, Oliver Cromwell.  There is a big portrait of 'Old Nob'.  This Sunday morning, we were strategizing the peaceful protest coming soon to Toronto.  If you do not know Toronto, that is because you are a mud encrusted peasant; most likely lacking a soul.  The white supremacists ruling Toronto need some Nigoon activism to get them to tear down all their statues (like Robert Burns in Allen park), defund the police, and get some gibs me dat.  Actually, it has been some many days since George Floyd took the knee to end black on black violence, and the map table people were wondering why progressive Toronto has not been rioted and burnt.

Toronto has shitty housing.

Community is caring about your neighbor communities.  Mitchieville is close to Toronto; closer to Toronto than, say, Ottawa.  The bus station in Mitchieville welcomes travellers from Toronto.  The most vulnerable, say.  Recently released criminals from Ontario jails where peoples of colour are overrepresented; immigrants fleeing everywhere racism and looking for gibs and unshitted housing; undocumented pharmacists looking for new marketing opportunities and bitches to get their teeth busted; and rent seekers, just getting by running the duplicate welfare account hustle.  All the good people that white supremacy suppresses; cruel oppression with rules, prices, and, sensible shoes.  In racist Toronto its all 'you cannot shit there', 'use toilet paper before serving food', and 'do not rub your penis on the carrots in the vegetable display'.  A city filled with hate.  And community minded social activists like Oliver Cromwell sure know about the cleansing power of fire.  If you go back in time, against the flow of the ever widening gap between rich and poor, you get back to the time of Cromwell, when rich people were just starting to be rich.  Oliver make the rich people give up their police; instead, they had the New Model Army.  Yay!  This is what Toronto needs.  Take back the Orange out of Orange Man Bad!  Paint Toronto Orange by July 12!  Great slogans.

Farm country.

At the map table, it was all about get shit done.  The first presentation was about the location and strength of the forces of oppression.  Turns out Toronto is a 'special case'.  The cops live far away from the town border.  So do a significant number of fire and EMS; and construction and maintenance trades.  Hmmm.  Since the people who guard and maintain the city do not live there, they do not have much investment in the burg.  The city cops have some sort of training and command facility outside of the city, too.

Not an invasive species.

The garden club wanted to do its part in the war against police violence.  Clem suggested an 'eat locally' approach.  As background, Clem is a farmer with total commitment to social justice.  He makes his own fertilizers and pesticides.  Instead of throwing back those tear gas cannisters; which is dangerous, and the tear gas itself is harmful to honey bees; why not just bring your own natural organic peaceful protester spray?  He suggested using tobacco nectar (*).  You can put this stuff in water bottles which the peaceful protesters like to throw at the pigs.  Alternately, if faced with violence, surely a sign of white nationalists, you can use it as a spray.  Everyone liked this idea.  There were many positive suggestions in this vein:  the spice cumin upwind of the white nationalists really intrigued me.  Clem uses a vacuum cleaner on 'reverse' to make quite a cloud of invasive species deterrent.

It was getting late.  Time for Gunsmoke to come on.  We put blankets over the tactical and strategic Total War planning table, and turned out the lights.  When the peaceful protestors come to Toronto, Mitchieville will be there to watch on television; when the white extremists come to do all the violence and looting and burning that peaceful protestors never do, well, we will be watching on television.  I will tell you about the drones and staged asbestos bricks next time.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.  I care.