In the stars this week. Just waiting for the next atrocity, and the unpredictable trajectory The People will take. Simple as biscuits and gravy! This is a Moon Mars transit, all the better astrologers say. So what is up this week for you, Moon-y Mars-y?
The Sun is in Scorpio, and the Moon in Aquarius. They hate each other, especially when in square, which happens on Monday midnight. That Mars is conjunct the Sun at this time, with Mars ruling in Scorpio. That is a lot of Mars; Mars ruling; Mars ruling from Mount Olympus, citizen. So, a breakthrough in surgical technique to effect gender change? new abortion vacuum attachment? or, some other form of bloodletting... Something under the direction of the War God, but modern and hip, and using electricity, maybe directed energy weapons at a large civilian population. Might be a mob of people overwhelming a surprised garrison. Tearing them apart, limb by limb. With lots of social media coverage. Monday at midnight.
The War God is running things this week, (until Thursday, when he is not). So after the secret weapon is used on civilians on Monday midnight (or, whatever), then on Wednesday, the Moon, now in Pisces, does a trine to the War God, which ancient texts call for a sea battle where at least fifty triremes are lost to the wine dark sea. The surviving crew in the water from both sides turn to savage, hand to hand fighting in the water, surrounded by sinking ships and clouds of smoke. Frogmen, manned torpedoes, and, a secret base will figure into the narrative.
The peculiar sequence on Thursday, namely the movement of the Sun into Sagittarius, quickly followed by the Moon changing signs (Pisces to Aries), most classical astrologers describe as a certain omen for a coup d'etat, possibly a change of side by a country. (If you want to know the actual country that will defect from NATO to the Warsaw pact, you will need to access the pay site content. Use the code THURSDAY_COUP for seventy two hour access to platinum content at The Pleasure Center 💖).
There is no astrological aspect indicative of the use of chemical weapons this week.
Late on Saturday, around 10:45pm, the tranquility of the people is restored with games and dole.
Your destiny is written in the stars, what do you have in store?
Aries: You will be an early witness to juvenile acting out that is just a catspaw for a darker agenda. You can take precautions now, but, really, what happens Monday at midnight is meant to be a surprise. Your first taste of pillage. The sea battle on Wednesday finds you pleasantly close to one of the few un-sabotaged lifeboats. Thursday finds you ashore and safe, but others are not so lucky. You are distracted from you place of power, and unwelcome policy reforms are made. After some adventures, all returns to normal Saturday. So get ready to party on the Weekend!
Taurus: Your legendary cool will be crucial to your sides success during a surprise attack. Two sides that just hate each other; and you in the middle. Wednesday, you are witness to secret weapons. You will recall reading about such things in a How and When Wonder Book as a child. Your interest in klystron tubes is a valuable start to some lifelong learning. Iroquois hospitality customs for interlopers are as American as apple pie. Big orgy on the weekend, Taurus!
Gemini: Your genius at policy proves topical when taking shelter from energy weapons directed at civilian populations. Remember, keep the conversation light when you are down in the basement. Your hoarding of tin foil proves to be champion for keeping 'the death ray' out of your house. You will enjoy being part of an angry mob. You will find some souvenirs in your pocket. Rest up closer to the weekend, as your pagan lusts will be slaked at that time.
Cancer: When you were a child you wished you were a strong, good person, who was a Hero during a disaster. Monday, it starts. You are completely prepared for what is to happen. You will have so much fun! You will become rooster for a hippy chick free sex commune. Think of it as a comp to Urban Westworld. Things get weird on Wednesday, when you will find yourself an auxiliary in an angelic host, attached to food services. You will never be normal like you were, again.
Leo: You are irreplaceable all week, and after Thursday, your detached mind will be focused on the debauched pleasures of barbarian victory. You have a magnificent scream which will signal victory in a struggle of arms. The Aztecs, a culture from which many of your sign have previous incarnations, celebrated the use of thrown pepper powder as a weapon for close quarters. The victorious warrior would show his victory in this manner with a spray of red parrot feathers in his parade finery. Be the red parrot, Leo.
Virgo: You will miss out on the first excitement, but the smell of burning leather, gun smoke, and, horse sweat will remain. If you know that Star Trek episode The Return of the Archons, then you will know what Festival is, before someone else tells you during a smoke break in a bunker. In Canada, it will be called Boxing Day. And you, Virgo, will be the electrical weapons prefect for your neighborhood vigilance committee. One of your toaster weapons will be preserved in a museum.
Libra: Unravelling psycho-pathological structures coincides with removing them. Your administration of swift justice on Monday at a casual public place re-establishes municipal tranquility. If you listen to the wind at that moment, you will achieve Nirvana. Your debauchery will be interrupted by ugly scenes from a sea battle on Wednesday. The Social Good is hungry for your swift justice, for unravelling to the root structure. You are impelled by the municipal Zeitgeist into a successful coup d'etat, shop local style.
Scorpio: You will be embarrassed to be a human being on shopping day. The moral equivalent of the stench of wet dog blanket is waved in your face by a stupid, if loving, municipality. Unwholesome public behavior that embraces the categorical imperative of the septic aquarium. You warned them. Your conscious is clear. For a clear spirit, there is no limit. Wednesday, a time for action. Maybe, better, enjoy the action from the comfort of your den, your lair. Unless you get caught up in a naval action; also avoid service in 'Human Shield' crowds if you are ashore.
Sagittarius: Hysterical phobias, obsessional ideas, and so on seem to be the trendy talk. You have the wit of Oscar Wilde: how about hysterical ideas and obsessional phobias? Leave out the and so on, and you can use it later, on Wednesday. There is an escalation, but without dynamic leadership. Thursday you will realize that your leadership is needed, necessary in fact. Let the ends justify the means. To the purple, Sagittarius!
Capricorn: Everything is going as you have foreseen. Gollum shows up at work on Monday. Where have all the condiments in the office kitchen gone? You will participate in an 'office justice' event on Wednesday. Later, you will ask yourself, why did I not do this sooner? and more often? You are refreshed, like after a hypnosis session. Thursday, at 8:00 am, an appointment with destiny: you are Hapi, the refreshing Nile flood,
Aquarius: Accurate definition requires clear imagery, and its application in action is always destructive to error. You are an unmatched horse trader. Now, realize the power of real estate flipping for financial gain! What is the emoji for Self-aggrandizement? Use bedbugs to drive out tenants to further your scheme would be the smart way; a minion suggests turning on the sprinklers. Think! Your neighbors are doing it, why are you not?
Pisces: Monday at 9:30 pm, you will be called to serve. Do not despair. Do not be grumpy. The ordeal ends by midnight. There is treasure to be found: improve your life condition. It is mundane kitchen duty for company coming over. Maybe you want to be company kitchen commander instead? The specter of cannibalism this winter in Canada raises its head in conversation overheard in a coffee shop.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.
Not only am I 'embarrassed to be a human being on shopping day", but I'm also embarrassed to be a human on non-shopping days.
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