Victory Coffee Break - May 31, 2020

Good thing you do not have a job, career, hopes, whatever.  At least you have your Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - Anvil of Crom

The last day of the first month of riot season.  Set, the Snake God is putting on his dinner jacket.  How about a Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 30, 2020

Always looking for a fun crafts project during weekend Wuhan flu lockdown!  Victory Coffee Break!

Victory Coffee - May 30, 2020

Nothing like some riots on TV to stay up late to.  Up late, sleep in.  Now up again.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 29, 2020

Secret weapons from World War Two.  Some are still secret.  Some forgotten by the gub'mint.  Mu-uah-uah-hah.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 29, 2020

Remember elevator music?  Back when  you went into buildings?  Well, I use this in the elevator down to the Supreme Central Library of Mitchieville basement lab.  It helps the laboratory animals relax.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 28, 2020

Multiculturalism is wonderful.  Victory Coffee Break!

Victory Coffee - May 28, 2020

Wake up.  Have Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 27, 2020

Those of you not relaxing with the freshest riot clips from Minneapolis just might want to get some local color from Vancouver.  Really, the footage from the Minneapolis chimpout (that is ebonic for riot) is very disappointing.  Slave mentality on display.  White master can torture-kill a brother in the heart of the 'hood, in broad daylight, with a crowd, watching.  Best they can do is wait to be shown what to do by wiggers.  Sigh.  Wednesday break time ruined by disappointment.  Victory Coffee.

Victory Coffee - May 27, 2020

Nothing like a little piano practice while you while away the empty hours before you go back to being without job, hope, career, and future.  Thank you socialism!  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 26, 2020

Oh heck.  It is just the flu.  It has happened before.  Being told what to do.  The aristocrats, the bosses.  Ruling you, confiscating your food, money, hopes, and health.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 25, 2020

Break time!  Since our betters are busy grifting, how about some cultural enlightenment.  The lesson for today is the importance of secret societies.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 25, 2020

Good Morning!  Sure would be nice to have the economy back.  Maybe some competence, to get the diversity of dumb out of the way to having a life, pursing dreams.  Oh well.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 24, 2020

Break time.  Get back to work?  No, the hippies are taking over.  Mushroom pizza with your vaccine.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 23, 2020

Working on Saturday?  Nice.  Not working?  How progressive!  Time for break!  Time for Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 22, 2020

Sure would be nice to go fishing today.  But no, no fishing for you.   But you can have a break from not working.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 22, 2020

Things you do to keep your job.  Do you have a job?  Just bills and pending bankruptcy?

Victory Coffee!

Landlords's Are Greedy Pigs - Perhaps They Should Die

Landlord's in Ontario who are expecting to get paid for their services are in hot water this week, as Canada's bestest chubbiest dictator had some choice words for them and their craaaazy expectations:

Victory Coffee - May 21, 2020

Economy starting up?  Economy starting up!  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 20, 2020

Victory Coffee.

Victory Coffee Break - May 19, 2020

Break time!  Time to break things?  Time to break from work!  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 18, 2020

Break time.  Let us relax!  If only  you had a job.  If you had a job, would you sacrifice for your employer?  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 18, 2020

Wake up, Happy Worker!  Time for Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 17, 2020

Ask me about coffee after I have my coffee.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - April 28, 2020

Saturday.  Long weekend.  No Pottahawk for you.  No Simcoe drunken binge.  Nope.  You got socialism.  No vote; not even a coup.  Ah well.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 14, 2020

Time on your hands, lockdown?  No hope of future employment, career, business, property?  Well, stop it.  No military style assault  rifle to go rebelling with?  Well how about some arts and crafts to keep thoughts of your annihilated future away.  Victory Coffee Break!

Victory Coffee - May 14, 2020

I know your throat is scratchy from all the dope.  Wake up, worker.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 13, 2020

One way to keep varmints off the whatever.  Something in the kV range; with some amps.  Bet they have a fixed camera set  up on this 'mosquito coil' for primates.  Victory Coffee Break!

Victory Coffee - May 13, 2020

Stop messing around, kids.  No more normal, OK?  Be deviant.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 12, 2020

Safety first here at Mitchieville.  You work while  you break, eh?  Victory Coffee Break.

Victory Coffee - May 12, 2020

A blast from the past.  Back when heteronormative was normative.  Victory Coffee!

Be Different By Being Exactly The Same As Everyone Else

Big everything cares about you. And judging by this video, they all care for you in exactly the same way.

Thx, cogs.

Victory Coffee Lunch - May 11, 2020

This will cheer  you up on your walk around the living room commute home.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 11, 2020

Monday!  Break time!  If only you had a job, a career, a business.  If you do, well, get to work to keep the never workers in gibs.  Victory Coffee!

What Is Open And What Is Closed In Mitchieville

We are proud to announce that we have flattened the curve in Mitchieville, as cases of WhuFlu are increasing less and less each and every day. Today we have recorded zero cases of WhuFlu, and in the last 14 days we have recorded one singular case.

But now is not the time to ease restrictions, as a matter of fact, now is the time to implement greater restrictions.

Victory Coffee Break - May 10, 2020

Oh Goodness, it is a safer Canada with all those firearms banished.

It is break time!  Victory Coffee Break!

Victory Coffee Break - May 9. 2020

Break time, Happy Worker.

Victory Coffee - May 9, 2020

One of those dangerous driving tunes.  Amped up on octane, heading to the hopping spot with a pocket full of money.  Gosh!  Well, cars are evil; so is hopping with girls.  And you ain't got no money, because reasons.  Hell, happy worker, have your Victory Coffee.

What Doesn't Kill You May Not Make You Stronger

Surgery cancelations due to the Wuflu are being called into question, as the death toll across Canada continues to mount:

Victory Coffee Break - May 8, 2020

Keeping yourself busy?  Victory Coffee Break!

Victory Coffee - May 8, 2020

house is a rocking

looks like Erin, Ontario

Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 7, 2020

You are awake now, happy worker.  Thinking about your miserable existence after surviving the apocalypse.  Well, not miserable enough.  Here is a think piece.  Break time!  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 7, 2020

Who is that knocking at my door?  Delivery guy? Or some diversity burglar checking to see if you are home?  Too early in the day to much care, especially when the freezer is low on meat.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 6, 2020

You must be bored.  Here is a project for you.  Victory Coffee Break!

Victory Coffee - May 6, 2020

Is it time to get up, or is it time to get up?  All night home polka party got your throat raw, feet sore, and hose drained?  Gosh.  Whatever, time for Victory Coffee.  Pandemic rules, no work for you Happy Worker.

Victory Coffee Break - May 5, 2020

Break time!  Maybe you will have a job again; a career; a business.  But for now, you can still have a break.  Oh, and be careful around celebs.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 5, 2020

Why start drinking whiskey tonight?  How about right now.  Crawl over to the couch, find that bottle under the ottoman, and get started!  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 4, 2020

Break time.  Grab a Victory Coffee!  Time to goof off on employer time.  But, do you have an employer?  Well, you can always get a job in … the future ...

Victory Coffee - May 4, 2020

Monday morning. Are you out of control, Happy Worker? Drink your Victory Coffee. You will soon be back to work, paying taxes to support never workers. Maybe. Stop enjoying being a never worker. Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 3, 2020

Break time.  Are you being as creative during lockdown?  Time for a Victory Coffee Break.

Stay Inside...Or Not

As governments across the universe decide whether or not they will ease stay-at-home restrictions due to the slightly deadly WuhanFlu, citizens are now firmly in one of two camps when it comes to their governments decision: the *let us the hell out* camp, and the *stay at home* camp.

Victory Coffee Break - May 2, 2020

Are you happy, happy worker?  Followers of Set, the Snake God are happy.  It is time for you to have your Victory Coffee Break.

Victory Coffee - May 2, 2020

Early in the morning.  Time for Victory Coffee

Victory Coffee Break - May 1, 2020

Ah, break time.  Time to wash your hands (unless you are a member of the diversity; nobody enforces that sort of stuff), and get off your feet, sit down, and rest.

This is Victory Coffee Break.  So much good stuff out there, might as well fill your brain with something topical.

Victory Coffee - May 1, 2020

Yes, the pandemic has moderated enough for you to go out at night.  Look in windows, maybe try a door or two.  Are they locked?  Just keep up social distancing, while you look.  Wear gloves.  And a mask.  You need Victory Coffee.