Wednesday, December 23, 2020

Mask-Up Ye Bitches


 Thy covid worketh in mysterious ways. Mask-up now, or prepare thineself for a whooping. And a fine. And a doxing.

"Ontario man" charged in connection with infamous CRA telephone scam


 The RCMP have arrested a Brampton man in connection with the infamous CRA scam:

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) arrested a Brampton man as part of Project OCTAVIA, which was launched in Oct. 2018 to combat telephone fraudsters that are targeting Canadians.

"These telephone fraudsters, operating from overseas, have been targeting the Canadian public since 2014," the RCMP said in a news release on Wednesday. "Despite a number of police raids on illegal call centres in India, and arrests in Canada, these fraudsters continue to modify their deceitful pitch and target Canadians."

And who is this fraudster who has been ripping off his fellow Canadians? Let's go all the way down to paragraph 12 and have a boo:

Abhinav Bector has been charged with fraud over $5,000, procession of proceeds of crime and laundering of the proceeds of crime in connection with the investigation, police said. 

Cumulatively between 2014 and 2020, the CRA scam alone has resulted in Canadians losing more than $18.5 million, the RCMP said.

In the CRA phone scam, callers from India impersonate CRA, RCMP, or other federal agents in order to intimidate victims into paying non-existent fines or taxes.

The RCMP also issued a warning to fraudsters and potential fraudsters:

"Fraudsters need to take heed and realize there are consequences to their unlawful activities: criminal charges and prosecution in a court of law," RCMP Sgt. Ken Derakshan said in a statement. "Fraud and money laundering cause devastating financial and psychological consequences to their victims."

I'm sure that stern warning will be enough to set those would-be fraudsters on the straight and narrow.

It would be interesting to know, although we never will, how much of that 18.5 million went back to India (and apparently China, as well) and then was used to bring more friends and relatives to Canada. 

We know that question can never be answered, of course, because, you know, racism.

Saturday, December 19, 2020

List of liberal/progressive Companies You Should Boycott

 Called *the definitive list* of liberal companies you should boycott, it'll take you a while to get through it, but it's worth your time if you intend on making a difference. 

Often we're told that boycotts don't make a difference. We're told that because boycotts do indeed make a difference. 

Up is down, black is white, the media though, always lies.

Boycotts make a difference. 

Friday, December 18, 2020

Five great things to do with your mask of subjugation


1) Transmen can finally grow a Hitler mustache so they can fit into male culture.  Likewise, transwomen do not have to shave as often to fit into female culture.  Gender fluids can turn their mask inside out according to whichever inalterable identity to which they have a whim attraction.

2) You can use your mask to mop up the mucus oozing out of your diseased nose.  Since nobody is dying of any disease except Covid Badbug, whatever  plague you have is forbidden to mention.  Your galloping tuberculosis is just fake news.

3) You can now get in on the hate crimes grift.  Since nobody can see your face, you can lie all you want and get some of that Jessie Smollett action.  Just pick someone with assets and denounce them to your cell phone set to selfie.  In the five minutes it takes for Twit to lynch a never N-person, you can be on the grift gravy train!

4) You can master ventriloquism.  Those big box stores can get pretty crowded now that they are the only place to buy stuff, so you can take advantage of the hog by jowl atmosphere by saying all the things you are not allowed to say in a society without freedom of speech!  Finally, you can use the N-word, fat shame a woke sow, or boast about the nail bomb in someone else's bag.

5) Get rich quick collecting the many discarded masks that are strewn about everywhere.  They are only medical waste when the moon is full, so why not gather a bunch and sort of wash them at home.  You can virtue signal when you sell them 'to support' whatever parasite movement gets you the most money.  

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.  I care.

Canadian debt makes us all rich ... thanks Mayor!

Wednesday, December 16, 2020

Coronavirus - We Have You Beat


 The only way we are going to defeat this covid menace is to practice social distancing, sanitize often, stay at home, and for goodness sake, don't mingle with more than 4 people at a time.

Together, by being apart.

Picture unrelated.

Safe At Last


 The fear of the much anticipated pirate revolution can finally be put to rest.

Good job, officers! 


Tuesday, December 15, 2020

What The CRA Giveth, The CRA Taketh Away

 


The CRA mo' money mo' money mo' money forever Whuhan *free* cash machine may (doubt it) have come to an end for about half a million Canadian's, as the CRA has suddenly decided to ask - who are you, and did you ever have a job?

The Canada Revenue Agency says it has sent out 441,000 letters warning individuals that they may not be eligible for the Canada Emergency Response Benefits they received.

Described as "education letters" by a CRA spokesperson, the letters were sent to those for whom the agency said it was "unable to confirm ... employment and/or self-employment income of at least $5,000 in 2019, or in the 12 months prior to the date of their application" — one of the key criteria for the CERB program.

In the past several weeks, many Canadians have reported they received such letters and now fear they'll have to repay thousands of dollars in benefits. 

Let's say daddy gov't is correct, and these possibly not-so-honest Canadian's did indeed screw the gov't out of cash, and let's say each of these not-so-honest Johnny and Jennie (or Tyrelle and Dingmay Singh, if you please) Canuck's each received $10,000 over the coarse of their crime spree. A little back-of-the-napkin math tells The Mayor that the gov't is now owed about 4 billion dollars. And as we all know and have been told by our *betters*, "a billion here, a billion there, and soon we're talking about real money."

And if you thought the CRA was done sending out *education letters* to 441,000 citizens, you couldn't be more wrong. In the words of the most famous infomercial pitchmen, Ron Popeil, "But wait, there's more...."

The Canada Revenue Agency says it is warning about 213,000 Canadians who may have been paid twice under the Canada Emergency Response Benefit (CERB) program that they may be called upon to refund the money.But reimbursement is not necessary right away, the agency says. The CRA suspended debt collection for the duration of the pandemic emergency.

“The Canada Revenue Agency (CRA) has sent letters to people who may have requested the Canadian Emergency Response Benefit (CERB) from both Service Canada and the CRA, and who may be required to reimburse an amount to the CRA, ”a CRA spokesperson said in an email. “The letters did not require immediate payment; rather, they informed the taxpayer that there might be an obligation to repay the amounts received.
Fantastic. These people have double-dipped into this fund, paid for by taxpayer money, and they will not be asked to pay this money back right away because the collection department of our gov't is suspending debt collection for the duration of the pandemic, which could last 300 years for all we know.

In other words, kiss that money goodbye, we will never see a dime paid back because there is literally no reason to pay it back. 

What a well thought out program. Hats off to those that decided to put in place a program with absolutely zero oversight, relying solely on the goodwill and fine intentions of 8.6 million Canadian's.

I'm so proud I might go eat a delicious maple leaf. 

Sunday, December 13, 2020

Chrystia Freeland - Not Good

 


If you ever want to visualize what 125lb of cottage cheese looks like when it takes human form, look no further, as we have a picture of 1/8th of Chrystia Freeland's disgusting hip and or ass (we can't tell, they meld together.)

Having Chrystia Freeland as your Deputy PM reminds me of the girls in high school who were stunning in the looks department, but always had an obese best friend. You know, look at me, I'm hot, especially compared to this chughead BF of mine.

Well played, Justin. You got the looks, and your DPM got, well, beaten senseless by the ugly stick, from what we can tell. 

Canadian Debt Rises, Making Us Rich?

 


Clickbait Headline, ignore.

Newest stats from Statistics Canada show that in the midst of the federal government great Covid money giveaway, Canadians were saving a bundle of money, but as the great giveaway started to ween, debt has now started to climb:

In the second quarter however, with pandemic lockdowns, people were staying at home and the government was providing vast amounts of emergency funding and banks were deferring mortgage and other loan payments, all of which seems to have brought down the debt level. Household savings were also reported to be high with many people reducing discretionary spending on such things as restaurants and travel which were largely restricted due to COVID.

That debt level has gone back up in the third quarter possibly due to the winding down of emergency COVID funding programmes and deferrals coming to an end, even though employment figures began to creep back up to within 3.7 per cent of pre-pandemic levels.

But not for everybody:

“Generally speaking, wealthier individuals experienced larger increases in savings as they were more likely to retain their jobs while also cutting back on discretionary spending such as travel and restaurants which remain largely unavailable”.

There are a few things to unpack here as this isn't as easy as saying the rich got richer and the poor got poorer, but that's not exactly incorrect, either.

The poorer % of Canadian's are now in a worse spot than they have even been in. Those who held down minimum or a little over minimum wage jobs, either lost their jobs, got their hours reduced, or make the same amount of money, while inflation kicked the living hell out of them.

For many, cerb money was more that what they made in their job, but cerb wasn't taxed, so in a few months when tax time comes, these folks will not be getting rebates, they might actually have to pay tax. Good luck with that.

Plus, lower wage earners are notorious spenders. They smoke more, drink more, drug more, party more, more everything more. They eat out more, they eat more shit food and junk food. It doesn't feel great to read that, but it's true. Age has a lot to do with it, but as the kewl kidz say, "it is what it is."

Little debt monkeys.

Meanwhile, those who are established are doing pretty well. Working from home means not having to spend money on gas to get to work, or taking a train or bus, not as many take-out meals, expenses are cut way down and obviously savings are way up.

Truedough has given away upwards of 274 billion since the whuhan hit in March, and savings have only gone up a few tens of billions. Put those numbers into perspective. 274 billion. With a B.

When Truedough talks about the great reset, you should pay attention to what he says. When he says reset, he means monetary reset as well, as in a digital reset. As in no paper money. As in....you get the drift.

Thursday, December 10, 2020

Well, That's Interesting

 


After the better part of the morning drawing really cute rainbow flags on his AR-15, The Mayor decided to open up his computer and see what was happening in our truly global village. The first site The Mayor visited was USNI news. The Mayor enjoys reading about the US's carrier strike groups and amphibious ready groups, it makes him feel like all is well in this stinking cesspool we like to call *the world*.

Looking at the picture above, you can see that there are 4 groups deployed just offshore America's coasts. Interesting that. The Mayor doesn't recall the last time 4 groups surrounded the coasts like they are right now at this exact second. The Mayor supposes it doesn't mean anything at all.

Then The Mayor remembered a post from a few days ago that stated the US military had cleared its docket for the next 10 days. Coincidence to be sure. Probably something to do with the Whuflu. The whuflu can be attributed to everything. 

Continuing on his daily reading, The Mayor then read that President Trump fired Defence secretary Mark Esper, and named 3 of his staunch loyalists to top defence positions. Why would President Trump do that if he won't be President in a month from now? That's a real head-scratcher.

The Mayor then remembered that it was just a few short days ago President Trump fired 9 members of the Pentagon's Defence Business Board and replaced them with loyalists, as well. Nothing to look at, just keep your feet moving. 

Gina Haspel? She's alive, she's just not invited to any top-level CIA meetings.

Now the actual piece of shit msm are actually talking about Hunter Biden and his brother being compromised by the Chinese? What the actual hell is this?

Eric Swalwell got caught in a honey trap by a Chicom spy? Me oh my oh me oh my!! Pelosi knew about his dalliances? Oh dear, tell me that can't be true! Please msm, tell me that can't be true!

And those are just the first 8 articles The Mayor touched upon this morning, all before 9am.

What a day, more coffee needed.