Friday, November 27, 2020

Victory Coffee


 

Hang out with the Falange, gotta listen to Falangist thought.  Go figure.  The coffee is good.  Victory Coffee!



Tuesday, November 24, 2020

Victory Coffee


Good Morning Happy Tax obligated yet without jobs Happy Workers!  Acknowledge your White Privilege and gaze with admiration at all the Indian Land your scum settler ancestors did whatever because reasons.  Victory Coffee!

Monday, November 23, 2020

Victory Coffee

 

Heck, it was only recently that I learnt that the Polish-Lithuania commonwealth was the most advanced state in Europe before ... the Deluge.  Victory Coffee!

Sunday, November 22, 2020

Beep Boop. Boop Beep. We Are Non-Essential

 


Manitoba is the latest Canadian province to shut down their economy, as all *non-essential businesses and services were shut down to the public Friday night:

Like thousands of other businesses selling goods deemed non-essential under Manitoba’s latest public health order — put into place midnight Friday as COVID-19 cases surge to record levels in the province — Tkachyk can no longer allow people into his shop, Brian’s Corner Antiques and Thrift.

Instead, he’ll have to rely on online sales.

The record surge being talked about is exactly 243 citizens contracting Whuflu (Saturday), from a province of 1.3 million people. Not exactly *bring out your dead* material.

You would think there would be great concern among the small businesses in Manitoba, and among the citizens of any and all provinces, but according to this Global news article, everyone is just ticketyboo about the whole thing:

Now, he’s going to try to make some sales online — selecting choice items he thinks people might want to buy, then using Kijiji and social media to hawk his wares.

“If you put your mind to it, and put the work into it, you can make up for it quite a bit by online sales, but me, personally, I prefer the walk-in, that’s the way I built the business from the get-go and that’s the way I’d kind of like to keep it,” he said, adding he thinks the holiday season will still be a boon for sales.

Everything is great, business could not be better. Do you own a coffee shop? Online sales is definitely the way to go. Do you pay rent every month for your brick and mortar store? Great, you'll still have to pay rent, but now you can invest endless more hours selling *selected choice items* online to make a fraction of what you would make if actual humans came into your store.

As for Walmart and Amazon? They will not only eat your breakfast, but they will hand you the bill after they gorge on your bacon and eggs. This is going to be the bestest non-Christian holiday season ever. It'll be a boon! You'll see!

Friday, November 20, 2020

Not Sure, Is We?


The question really isn't *is we getting a stimulus cheque?* but rather *How much is we gettin'?*

Thursday, November 19, 2020

Victory Coffee

 


Good Morning, Mitchieville!  Time for your Victory Coffee!  This is for those of you distressed at long health care waiting times.  Why not just do it yourself?  With help from a friend, or,  practice on one of the basement people.   There are many resources out there for the visual learner who aspires to be an undocumented surgeon.  Victory Coffee!

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this, I care.