Mask-Up Ye Bitches

 Thy covid worketh in mysterious ways. Mask-up now, or prepare thineself for a whooping. And a fine. And a doxing.

"Ontario man" charged in connection with infamous CRA telephone scam

 The RCMP have arrested a Brampton man in connection with the infamous CRA scam:

The Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) arrested a Brampton man as part of Project OCTAVIA, which was launched in Oct. 2018 to combat telephone fraudsters that are targeting Canadians.

"These telephone fraudsters, operating from overseas, have been targeting the Canadian public since 2014," the RCMP said in a news release on Wednesday. "Despite a number of police raids on illegal call centres in India, and arrests in Canada, these fraudsters continue to modify their deceitful pitch and target Canadians."

And who is this fraudster who has been ripping off his fellow Canadians? Let's go all the way down to paragraph 12 and have a boo:

Abhinav Bector has been charged with fraud over $5,000, procession of proceeds of crime and laundering of the proceeds of crime in connection with the investigation, police said. 

Cumulatively between 2014 and 2020, the CRA scam alone has resulted in Canadians losing more than $18.5 million, the RCMP said.

In the CRA phone scam, callers from India impersonate CRA, RCMP, or other federal agents in order to intimidate victims into paying non-existent fines or taxes.

The RCMP also issued a warning to fraudsters and potential fraudsters:

"Fraudsters need to take heed and realize there are consequences to their unlawful activities: criminal charges and prosecution in a court of law," RCMP Sgt. Ken Derakshan said in a statement. "Fraud and money laundering cause devastating financial and psychological consequences to their victims."

I'm sure that stern warning will be enough to set those would-be fraudsters on the straight and narrow.

It would be interesting to know, although we never will, how much of that 18.5 million went back to India (and apparently China, as well) and then was used to bring more friends and relatives to Canada. 

We know that question can never be answered, of course, because, you know, racism.

List of liberal/progressive Companies You Should Boycott

 Called *the definitive list* of liberal companies you should boycott, it'll take you a while to get through it, but it's worth your time if you intend on making a difference. 

Often we're told that boycotts don't make a difference. We're told that because boycotts do indeed make a difference. 

Up is down, black is white, the media though, always lies.

Boycotts make a difference. 

Five great things to do with your mask of subjugation

1) Transmen can finally grow a Hitler mustache so they can fit into male culture.  Likewise, transwomen do not have to shave as often to fit into female culture.  Gender fluids can turn their mask inside out according to whichever inalterable identity to which they have a whim attraction.

2) You can use your mask to mop up the mucus oozing out of your diseased nose.  Since nobody is dying of any disease except Covid Badbug, whatever  plague you have is forbidden to mention.  Your galloping tuberculosis is just fake news.

3) You can now get in on the hate crimes grift.  Since nobody can see your face, you can lie all you want and get some of that Jessie Smollett action.  Just pick someone with assets and denounce them to your cell phone set to selfie.  In the five minutes it takes for Twit to lynch a never N-person, you can be on the grift gravy train!

4) You can master ventriloquism.  Those big box stores can get pretty crowded now that they are the only place to buy stuff, so you can take advantage of the hog by jowl atmosphere by saying all the things you are not allowed to say in a society without freedom of speech!  Finally, you can use the N-word, fat shame a woke sow, or boast about the nail bomb in someone else's bag.

5) Get rich quick collecting the many discarded masks that are strewn about everywhere.  They are only medical waste when the moon is full, so why not gather a bunch and sort of wash them at home.  You can virtue signal when you sell them 'to support' whatever parasite movement gets you the most money.  

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.  I care.

Canadian debt makes us all rich ... thanks Mayor!

Coronavirus - We Have You Beat

 The only way we are going to defeat this covid menace is to practice social distancing, sanitize often, stay at home, and for goodness sake, don't mingle with more than 4 people at a time.

Together, by being apart.

Picture unrelated.

Safe At Last

 The fear of the much anticipated pirate revolution can finally be put to rest.

Good job, officers! 

What The CRA Giveth, The CRA Taketh Away

 

The CRA mo' money mo' money mo' money forever Whuhan *free* cash machine may (doubt it) have come to an end for about half a million Canadian's, as the CRA has suddenly decided to ask - who are you, and did you ever have a job?

The Canada Revenue Agency says it has sent out 441,000 letters warning individuals that they may not be eligible for the Canada Emergency Response Benefits they received.

Described as "education letters" by a CRA spokesperson, the letters were sent to those for whom the agency said it was "unable to confirm ... employment and/or self-employment income of at least $5,000 in 2019, or in the 12 months prior to the date of their application" — one of the key criteria for the CERB program.

In the past several weeks, many Canadians have reported they received such letters and now fear they'll have to repay thousands of dollars in benefits. 

Let's say daddy gov't is correct, and these possibly not-so-honest Canadian's did indeed screw the gov't out of cash, and let's say each of these not-so-honest Johnny and Jennie (or Tyrelle and Dingmay Singh, if you please) Canuck's each received $10,000 over the coarse of their crime spree. A little back-of-the-napkin math tells The Mayor that the gov't is now owed about 4 billion dollars. And as we all know and have been told by our *betters*, "a billion here, a billion there, and soon we're talking about real money."

And if you thought the CRA was done sending out *education letters* to 441,000 citizens, you couldn't be more wrong. In the words of the most famous infomercial pitchmen, Ron Popeil, "But wait, there's more...."

The Canada Revenue Agency says it is warning about 213,000 Canadians who may have been paid twice under the Canada Emergency Response Benefit (CERB) program that they may be called upon to refund the money.But reimbursement is not necessary right away, the agency says. The CRA suspended debt collection for the duration of the pandemic emergency.

“The Canada Revenue Agency (CRA) has sent letters to people who may have requested the Canadian Emergency Response Benefit (CERB) from both Service Canada and the CRA, and who may be required to reimburse an amount to the CRA, ”a CRA spokesperson said in an email. “The letters did not require immediate payment; rather, they informed the taxpayer that there might be an obligation to repay the amounts received.

Fantastic. These people have double-dipped into this fund, paid for by taxpayer money, and they will not be asked to pay this money back right away because the collection department of our gov't is suspending debt collection for the duration of the pandemic, which could last 300 years for all we know.

In other words, kiss that money goodbye, we will never see a dime paid back because there is literally no reason to pay it back. 

What a well thought out program. Hats off to those that decided to put in place a program with absolutely zero oversight, relying solely on the goodwill and fine intentions of 8.6 million Canadian's.

I'm so proud I might go eat a delicious maple leaf. 

Chrystia Freeland - Not Good

 

If you ever want to visualize what 125lb of cottage cheese looks like when it takes human form, look no further, as we have a picture of 1/8th of Chrystia Freeland's disgusting hip and or ass (we can't tell, they meld together.)

Having Chrystia Freeland as your Deputy PM reminds me of the girls in high school who were stunning in the looks department, but always had an obese best friend. You know, look at me, I'm hot, especially compared to this chughead BF of mine.

Well played, Justin. You got the looks, and your DPM got, well, beaten senseless by the ugly stick, from what we can tell. 

Canadian Debt Rises, Making Us Rich?

 

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Clickbait Headline, ignore.

Newest stats from Statistics Canada show that in the midst of the federal government great Covid money giveaway, Canadians were saving a bundle of money, but as the great giveaway started to ween, debt has now started to climb:

In the second quarter however, with pandemic lockdowns, people were staying at home and the government was providing vast amounts of emergency funding and banks were deferring mortgage and other loan payments, all of which seems to have brought down the debt level. Household savings were also reported to be high with many people reducing discretionary spending on such things as restaurants and travel which were largely restricted due to COVID.

That debt level has gone back up in the third quarter possibly due to the winding down of emergency COVID funding programmes and deferrals coming to an end, even though employment figures began to creep back up to within 3.7 per cent of pre-pandemic levels.

But not for everybody:

“Generally speaking, wealthier individuals experienced larger increases in savings as they were more likely to retain their jobs while also cutting back on discretionary spending such as travel and restaurants which remain largely unavailable”.

There are a few things to unpack here as this isn't as easy as saying the rich got richer and the poor got poorer, but that's not exactly incorrect, either.

The poorer % of Canadian's are now in a worse spot than they have even been in. Those who held down minimum or a little over minimum wage jobs, either lost their jobs, got their hours reduced, or make the same amount of money, while inflation kicked the living hell out of them.

For many, cerb money was more that what they made in their job, but cerb wasn't taxed, so in a few months when tax time comes, these folks will not be getting rebates, they might actually have to pay tax. Good luck with that.

Plus, lower wage earners are notorious spenders. They smoke more, drink more, drug more, party more, more everything more. They eat out more, they eat more shit food and junk food. It doesn't feel great to read that, but it's true. Age has a lot to do with it, but as the kewl kidz say, "it is what it is."

Little debt monkeys.

Meanwhile, those who are established are doing pretty well. Working from home means not having to spend money on gas to get to work, or taking a train or bus, not as many take-out meals, expenses are cut way down and obviously savings are way up.

Truedough has given away upwards of 274 billion since the whuhan hit in March, and savings have only gone up a few tens of billions. Put those numbers into perspective. 274 billion. With a B.

When Truedough talks about the great reset, you should pay attention to what he says. When he says reset, he means monetary reset as well, as in a digital reset. As in no paper money. As in....you get the drift.

Well, That's Interesting

 

After the better part of the morning drawing really cute rainbow flags on his AR-15, The Mayor decided to open up his computer and see what was happening in our truly global village. The first site The Mayor visited was USNI news. The Mayor enjoys reading about the US's carrier strike groups and amphibious ready groups, it makes him feel like all is well in this stinking cesspool we like to call *the world*.

Looking at the picture above, you can see that there are 4 groups deployed just offshore America's coasts. Interesting that. The Mayor doesn't recall the last time 4 groups surrounded the coasts like they are right now at this exact second. The Mayor supposes it doesn't mean anything at all.

Then The Mayor remembered a post from a few days ago that stated the US military had cleared its docket for the next 10 days. Coincidence to be sure. Probably something to do with the Whuflu. The whuflu can be attributed to everything. 

Continuing on his daily reading, The Mayor then read that President Trump fired Defence secretary Mark Esper, and named 3 of his staunch loyalists to top defence positions. Why would President Trump do that if he won't be President in a month from now? That's a real head-scratcher.

The Mayor then remembered that it was just a few short days ago President Trump fired 9 members of the Pentagon's Defence Business Board and replaced them with loyalists, as well. Nothing to look at, just keep your feet moving. 

Gina Haspel? She's alive, she's just not invited to any top-level CIA meetings.

Now the actual piece of shit msm are actually talking about Hunter Biden and his brother being compromised by the Chinese? What the actual hell is this?

Eric Swalwell got caught in a honey trap by a Chicom spy? Me oh my oh me oh my!! Pelosi knew about his dalliances? Oh dear, tell me that can't be true! Please msm, tell me that can't be true!

And those are just the first 8 articles The Mayor touched upon this morning, all before 9am.

What a day, more coffee needed.

US Military Clears Docket For Next 10 Days

 Something amiss?

Victory Coffee

 

Hang out with the Falange, gotta listen to Falangist thought.  Go figure.  The coffee is good.  Victory Coffee!

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Good Morning Happy Tax obligated yet without jobs Happy Workers!  Acknowledge your White Privilege and gaze with admiration at all the Indian Land your scum settler ancestors did whatever because reasons.  Victory Coffee!

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Heck, it was only recently that I learnt that the Polish-Lithuania commonwealth was the most advanced state in Europe before ... the Deluge.  Victory Coffee!

Beep Boop. Boop Beep. We Are Non-Essential

 

Manitoba is the latest Canadian province to shut down their economy, as all *non-essential businesses and services were shut down to the public Friday night:

Like thousands of other businesses selling goods deemed non-essential under Manitoba’s latest public health order — put into place midnight Friday as COVID-19 cases surge to record levels in the province — Tkachyk can no longer allow people into his shop, Brian’s Corner Antiques and Thrift.

Instead, he’ll have to rely on online sales.

The record surge being talked about is exactly 243 citizens contracting Whuflu (Saturday), from a province of 1.3 million people. Not exactly *bring out your dead* material.

You would think there would be great concern among the small businesses in Manitoba, and among the citizens of any and all provinces, but according to this Global news article, everyone is just ticketyboo about the whole thing:

Now, he’s going to try to make some sales online — selecting choice items he thinks people might want to buy, then using Kijiji and social media to hawk his wares.

“If you put your mind to it, and put the work into it, you can make up for it quite a bit by online sales, but me, personally, I prefer the walk-in, that’s the way I built the business from the get-go and that’s the way I’d kind of like to keep it,” he said, adding he thinks the holiday season will still be a boon for sales.

Everything is great, business could not be better. Do you own a coffee shop? Online sales is definitely the way to go. Do you pay rent every month for your brick and mortar store? Great, you'll still have to pay rent, but now you can invest endless more hours selling *selected choice items* online to make a fraction of what you would make if actual humans came into your store.

As for Walmart and Amazon? They will not only eat your breakfast, but they will hand you the bill after they gorge on your bacon and eggs. This is going to be the bestest non-Christian holiday season ever. It'll be a boon! You'll see!

Not Sure, Is We?

The question really isn't *is we getting a stimulus cheque?* but rather *How much is we gettin'?*

Victory Coffee

 

Good Morning, Mitchieville!  Time for your Victory Coffee!  This is for those of you distressed at long health care waiting times.  Why not just do it yourself?  With help from a friend, or,  practice on one of the basement people.   There are many resources out there for the visual learner who aspires to be an undocumented surgeon.  Victory Coffee!

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this, I care.

It's Not Like We Didn't See It Coming

 

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People were wondering what the people in the basement do all do.  Everyone knows they eat (and too much too often, according to Maximinus Thrax), but what do they do for distraction?  Well, here is a vid we had on loop for the last few weeks.  If you know someone who would be better off staying in the basement, do not hesitate to contact the Mayor to get your information brochure.  All the LSD we give to the people in the basement is Organically grown!  Mitchieville is a caring community. Victory Coffee!

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The astute consumer pays attention to the observations and experiences of other shoppers.  Victory Coffee!

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I like this video.  I remember back a few years ago when I was being a proactive recycling prefect;  I was in this guys house ... he woke up and kept shouting at me 'What are you doing?', and 'Who the f* are you?'  I just turned on him and said 'Charles Manson is Jesus Christ.'  He ran away.  He ran away from his poorly sorted recycling, his over packaged breakfast cereal, and his secret collection of ladies knickers.  Gotta love the look of love in these performers faces.  Antifa brings it out in people.  

Victory Coffee!  Victory Coffee in the morning after the weekend mushroom orgy!

In Her Prime

 

You have to admit, that's the best Ginsburg has looked in the last several hundred years. I still say though, she looks like the spitting image of Larry King.

Smoke 'em If You Got 'em

 It would be nice to see smoking catch on again. What a better place this world would be if every single person smoked. And not only smoked, but were really heavy smoker's. Like 3 pack a day smoker's. As in, stinking of fresh cigarette smoke 24/7/366 on a leap year.

The Second Wave - We Are All Going To Die

 

Corona1984 cases continue to rise in Ontario, and Premier Doug Ford has found the reason why:

 Ontario Premier Doug Ford slammed those taking part in illegal gatherings after police broke up a massive car meetup in a Hamilton parking lot over the weekend. 

The premier made the comments during a news conference on Monday, where he promised hefty fines and reminded those breaking the rules that they are putting people’s live at risk.

“I don’t get. I just don’t get it. If we weren’t so backlogged on MRIs, I’d send you to the MRI to get you brain scanned because I just don’t think there is anything in there,” Ford said. “Forget the $10,000 [fine], you’re putting people’s lives in jeopardy.”

While it might possibly be true that those folk participating in large gatherings throughout Ontario are responsible for spreading Corona1984, it seems there might be another dastardly culprit that may have some sort of teenie weenie impact into the *spike* we are currently experiencing.

From Canada's very own bought and paid for website, here are but a few incoming flights where everyone on the plane has been exposed to corona1984:

Air Canada	AC43	Delhi (DEL)	Toronto (YYZ)	2020-09-14	40 to 46
Air Canada	AC1255	Kingston (KIN)	Toronto (YYZ)	2020-09-14	11 to 17
Air Canada	AC873	Frankfurt (FRA)	Toronto (YYZ)	2020-09-12	19 to 25
Air Canada	AC1254	Toronto (YYZ)	Kingston (KIN)	2020-09-18	1 to 6
Air Canada	AC871	Paris (CDG)	Montreal (YUL)	2020-09-13	31 to 34
Air France	AF356	Paris (CDG)	Toronto (YYZ)	2020-09-13	3 to 9
Air India	AI187	Delhi (DEL)	Toronto (YYZ)	2020-09-09	33 to 39
Air India	AI1143	Delhi (DEL)	Vancouver (YVR)	2020-09-13	20 to 26
Air India	AI187	Delhi (DEL)	Toronto (YYZ)	2020-09-08	5 to 11
Air India	AI1143	Delhi (DEL)	Vancouver (YVR)	2020-09-09	30 to 36

This is just 1 page of 5 and it represents just a few days of international travel to YYZ. Vancouver, Montreal, Calgary, etc, they have their own dedicated pages.

Notice the amount of flights from Delhi. India is the world's top spot for Covid1984 right at this moment. As in, if you want Covid1984, go to India. Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver get a ton of daily flights from India, and it so happens that nearly to the day we started allowing flights from the Covid1984 world hotspot, our numbers have spiked.

If you don't believe me, believe the government in the above graph, it's telling you in plain English, French, or any of the 162 languages of your choice.

Have a boo around the domestic flights as well, see where the diseased are coming in from. Lots of times the diseased stop in Montreal, disembark, then fly to Toronto, coughing and sneezing, puking and crapping while collecting 
Air Miles, and then when they land, taking full advantage of our generous health care system.

But blame large gatherings, that's safe. Don't blame diseased foreigners, that's racist.

Victory Coffee

 

Victory Coffee.

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 Indeed.  There are coded messages hidden in these common place videos.  If you do not need to know, then, well, you won't know, now will you?  Victory Coffee

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Victory Coffee. Even for those long trips at night in the truck.

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Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - July 21, 2020

The wet is coming.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - July 20, 2020

Ah, the people dancing in the forest.  Victory Coffee

Victory Coffee - July 15, 2020

Get to work, Happy Worker.  Sort of.  Oh well.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - July 13, 2020

Ah, the work week has begun.  Got work?  Got career? Got Business?  Ugh.  How about a Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - July 10, 2020

Friday, at last.  Feeling the failings of Capitalism, yet?  As in, why hasn't Capitalism jigged the education system to stop feeding and breeding Socialist maggots?  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - July 9, 2020

Better enjoy your white culture before it gets purged.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - July 07, 2020

A little raw intel here.  Victory Coffee! 

Victory Coffee - July 07, 2020

Sometimes you just need a coffee.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - July 06, 2020

Bugs in the Kitchen

Bugs in the Bed

dah duh dah duh

You all better off Dead

Thirty third hymm to Set, the Snake God.  The third line is famously forgotten, and known only to the acolytes of Set, the Snake God.

Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - July 6, 2020

Gosh darn, what an idea to make some black market cash!  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - July 5, 2020

Get to work, yet?  Still sitting at home, workless, hopeless?  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - July 4, 2020

Weekend for the weary worker.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - July 3, 2020

Just one of those days.  Wake up and get ready to not work, Happy Worker!  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - June 24, 2020

Another exciting day!  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - June 21, 2020

A nice think peace for those of you having break time.  Pour yourself a Victory Coffee and enjoy!

Victory Coffee - June 19, 2020

Morning coffee!  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - June 14, 2020

Sunday morning … off to church!  Even those godless atheists now realize that 'going to church' has a synchronicity with 'success in life'.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - June 9, 2020

Break time.  Nothing to do.  No work, anyways.  How about a movie?  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - June 3, 2020

Yup, well, the rioters I hit with the flamethrower two days ago.  Them.  Out in the greasy patch on the street.  They smell bad.  Morning chores, eh?  Victory Coffee

Victory Coffee Break - May 31, 2020

Good thing you do not have a job, career, hopes, whatever.  At least you have your Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - Anvil of Crom

The last day of the first month of riot season.  Set, the Snake God is putting on his dinner jacket.  How about a Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 30, 2020

Always looking for a fun crafts project during weekend Wuhan flu lockdown!  Victory Coffee Break!

Victory Coffee - May 30, 2020

Nothing like some riots on TV to stay up late to.  Up late, sleep in.  Now up again.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 29, 2020

Secret weapons from World War Two.  Some are still secret.  Some forgotten by the gub'mint.  Mu-uah-uah-hah.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 29, 2020

Remember elevator music?  Back when  you went into buildings?  Well, I use this in the elevator down to the Supreme Central Library of Mitchieville basement lab.  It helps the laboratory animals relax.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 28, 2020

Multiculturalism is wonderful.  Victory Coffee Break!

Victory Coffee - May 28, 2020

Wake up.  Have Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 27, 2020

Those of you not relaxing with the freshest riot clips from Minneapolis just might want to get some local color from Vancouver.  Really, the footage from the Minneapolis chimpout (that is ebonic for riot) is very disappointing.  Slave mentality on display.  White master can torture-kill a brother in the heart of the 'hood, in broad daylight, with a crowd, watching.  Best they can do is wait to be shown what to do by wiggers.  Sigh.  Wednesday break time ruined by disappointment.  Victory Coffee.

Victory Coffee - May 27, 2020

Nothing like a little piano practice while you while away the empty hours before you go back to being without job, hope, career, and future.  Thank you socialism!  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 26, 2020

Oh heck.  It is just the flu.  It has happened before.  Being told what to do.  The aristocrats, the bosses.  Ruling you, confiscating your food, money, hopes, and health.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 25, 2020

Break time!  Since our betters are busy grifting, how about some cultural enlightenment.  The lesson for today is the importance of secret societies.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 25, 2020

Good Morning!  Sure would be nice to have the economy back.  Maybe some competence, to get the diversity of dumb out of the way to having a life, pursing dreams.  Oh well.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 24, 2020

Break time.  Get back to work?  No, the hippies are taking over.  Mushroom pizza with your vaccine.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 23, 2020

Working on Saturday?  Nice.  Not working?  How progressive!  Time for break!  Time for Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 22, 2020

Sure would be nice to go fishing today.  But no, no fishing for you.   But you can have a break from not working.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 22, 2020

Things you do to keep your job.  Do you have a job?  Just bills and pending bankruptcy?

Victory Coffee!

Landlords's Are Greedy Pigs - Perhaps They Should Die

Landlord's in Ontario who are expecting to get paid for their services are in hot water this week, as Canada's bestest chubbiest dictator had some choice words for them and their craaaazy expectations:

Victory Coffee - May 21, 2020

Economy starting up?  Economy starting up!  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 20, 2020

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Victory Coffee Break - May 19, 2020

Break time!  Time to break things?  Time to break from work!  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 18, 2020

Break time.  Let us relax!  If only  you had a job.  If you had a job, would you sacrifice for your employer?  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 18, 2020

Wake up, Happy Worker!  Time for Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 17, 2020

Ask me about coffee after I have my coffee.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - April 28, 2020

Saturday.  Long weekend.  No Pottahawk for you.  No Simcoe drunken binge.  Nope.  You got socialism.  No vote; not even a coup.  Ah well.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 14, 2020

Time on your hands, lockdown?  No hope of future employment, career, business, property?  Well, stop it.  No military style assault  rifle to go rebelling with?  Well how about some arts and crafts to keep thoughts of your annihilated future away.  Victory Coffee Break!

Victory Coffee - May 14, 2020

I know your throat is scratchy from all the dope.  Wake up, worker.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 13, 2020

One way to keep varmints off the whatever.  Something in the kV range; with some amps.  Bet they have a fixed camera set  up on this 'mosquito coil' for primates.  Victory Coffee Break!

Victory Coffee - May 13, 2020

Stop messing around, kids.  No more normal, OK?  Be deviant.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 12, 2020

Safety first here at Mitchieville.  You work while  you break, eh?  Victory Coffee Break.

Victory Coffee - May 12, 2020

A blast from the past.  Back when heteronormative was normative.  Victory Coffee!

Be Different By Being Exactly The Same As Everyone Else

Big everything cares about you. And judging by this video, they all care for you in exactly the same way.

Thx, cogs.

Victory Coffee Lunch - May 11, 2020

This will cheer  you up on your walk around the living room commute home.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 11, 2020

Monday!  Break time!  If only you had a job, a career, a business.  If you do, well, get to work to keep the never workers in gibs.  Victory Coffee!

What Is Open And What Is Closed In Mitchieville

We are proud to announce that we have flattened the curve in Mitchieville, as cases of WhuFlu are increasing less and less each and every day. Today we have recorded zero cases of WhuFlu, and in the last 14 days we have recorded one singular case.

But now is not the time to ease restrictions, as a matter of fact, now is the time to implement greater restrictions.

Victory Coffee Break - May 10, 2020

Oh Goodness, it is a safer Canada with all those firearms banished.

It is break time!  Victory Coffee Break!

Victory Coffee Break - May 9. 2020

Break time, Happy Worker.

Victory Coffee - May 9, 2020

One of those dangerous driving tunes.  Amped up on octane, heading to the hopping spot with a pocket full of money.  Gosh!  Well, cars are evil; so is hopping with girls.  And you ain't got no money, because reasons.  Hell, happy worker, have your Victory Coffee.

What Doesn't Kill You May Not Make You Stronger

Surgery cancelations due to the Wuflu are being called into question, as the death toll across Canada continues to mount:

Victory Coffee Break - May 8, 2020

Keeping yourself busy?  Victory Coffee Break!

Victory Coffee - May 8, 2020

house is a rocking

looks like Erin, Ontario

Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 7, 2020

You are awake now, happy worker.  Thinking about your miserable existence after surviving the apocalypse.  Well, not miserable enough.  Here is a think piece.  Break time!  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 7, 2020

Who is that knocking at my door?  Delivery guy? Or some diversity burglar checking to see if you are home?  Too early in the day to much care, especially when the freezer is low on meat.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 6, 2020

You must be bored.  Here is a project for you.  Victory Coffee Break!

Victory Coffee - May 6, 2020

Is it time to get up, or is it time to get up?  All night home polka party got your throat raw, feet sore, and hose drained?  Gosh.  Whatever, time for Victory Coffee.  Pandemic rules, no work for you Happy Worker.

Victory Coffee Break - May 5, 2020

Break time!  Maybe you will have a job again; a career; a business.  But for now, you can still have a break.  Oh, and be careful around celebs.  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee - May 5, 2020

Why start drinking whiskey tonight?  How about right now.  Crawl over to the couch, find that bottle under the ottoman, and get started!  Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 4, 2020

Break time.  Grab a Victory Coffee!  Time to goof off on employer time.  But, do you have an employer?  Well, you can always get a job in … the future ...

Victory Coffee - May 4, 2020

Monday morning. Are you out of control, Happy Worker? Drink your Victory Coffee. You will soon be back to work, paying taxes to support never workers. Maybe. Stop enjoying being a never worker. Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee Break - May 3, 2020

Break time.  Are you being as creative during lockdown?  Time for a Victory Coffee Break.

Stay Inside...Or Not

As governments across the universe decide whether or not they will ease stay-at-home restrictions due to the slightly deadly WuhanFlu, citizens are now firmly in one of two camps when it comes to their governments decision: the *let us the hell out* camp, and the *stay at home* camp.

Victory Coffee Break - May 2, 2020

Are you happy, happy worker?  Followers of Set, the Snake God are happy.  It is time for you to have your Victory Coffee Break.

Victory Coffee - May 2, 2020

Early in the morning.  Time for Victory Coffee

Victory Coffee Break - May 1, 2020

Ah, break time.  Time to wash your hands (unless you are a member of the diversity; nobody enforces that sort of stuff), and get off your feet, sit down, and rest.

This is Victory Coffee Break.  So much good stuff out there, might as well fill your brain with something topical.

Victory Coffee - May 1, 2020

Yes, the pandemic has moderated enough for you to go out at night.  Look in windows, maybe try a door or two.  Are they locked?  Just keep up social distancing, while you look.  Wear gloves.  And a mask.  You need Victory Coffee.

Victory Coffee - April 30, 2020

Are you happy today, Happy Worker?  Too much booze, smoking, and bad, bad women?  You need your Victory Coffee.

Planet of the Humans

There is no doubt that upon first hearing Michael Moore has a new documentary out exposing the environmental movement, The Mayor seemed a little skeptical.

Victory Coffee - April 29, 2020

This is for my Mitchieville pal, Reg.  In memory of his famous Chicken Caligula which not only resolved his relationship challenges, but provided so much entertainment for the acolytes of Set, the Snake God on that wonderful summer evening.  (Reg was also my inspiration for the Victory Coffee meme).  Happy Workers, pour that Victory Coffee!

Flattening Mitchieville's Curve

The Mayor is so happy to announce that due to the measures taken by Mitchievillian's against this horrible Wuhan Plague, we are finally seeing a flattening of *the curve*.

Victory Coffee - April 28, 2020

Hearing those voices in my head.  You mean the committee?  Time for a little cosplay, time to go on a spree.  Drink your Victory Coffee!

Quarantine Day 47.5

On day 21 of quarantine, I filled 36 baby jars with my own feces. I heard that if you drop a seed in a jar of your own feces, and then put that jar in your closet, when you take them out 26.5 days later, your vegetables will grow tall and have magic powers.