Never interrupt an enemy when they are making a mistake.
The mistakes they make provide great insight.
Narcissists thrive on attention.
Things that used to work (censorship, dog whistles, bread and circuses) now backfire.
I will return to writing horoscopes after the latest round of mistakes is finished. No need to warn them, eh what?
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.
I am a life long learner. This week, I am getting another run through on the Set Boundaries stuff that is the bread and butter of getting along psychology. Taught this before to my class. I am a HR professional (it says so on my card), so I get stuck with these sort of corporate brainwashing efforts. The interesting stuff, like constructive dismissal, I save for management.
Aries: Wednesday, at 4pm you will discover the transcendent power to access the full powers of your third eye through the meditative practice of gargling. Those not initiated into the mysteries will rationalize with talk about the 'vagus nerve', 'cortisol', and, such stuff. Being you, Aries, you can start right now. Gargling is the key!
Taurus: Wednesday, at 4pm, you will discover the transcendent power to access the full powers of your third eye through the meditative practice of singing. The dialectic contradiction of the 'immovable force' and the 'irresistible object' will find synthesis in your physical form. The world is hungry to bathe in your aura, Taurus.
Gemini: Wednesday, at 4pm, you will discover the transcendent power to access the full powers of your third eye through the meditative practice of humming. Your astute mind is already aware of the subtle difference between humming and mumbling. Unleash the full arsenal of your supernatural powers, Gemini!
Cancer: You were brainwashed by the forces of evil to limit your abilities, Cancer. Wednesday, at 4pm, you will witness what you were conditioned to think of as socially inappropriate behavior: gargling at the dinner table, singing whilst at the toilet, or, humming at work. What do these people know that you don't? And what evil intelligence warped your outcomes downward by not allowing you to learn of the powerful method of gargling meditation? Wednesday at 4pm, all will be revealed.
Leo: The week promises to be a series of pleasant experiences, although you should avoid crowds around Wednesday at 4pm. The events of that time will prove to be advantageous to you, when you integrate technology and insight. Use your powers of metacognition to spot the pattern. You deserve to be rich.
Virgo: Domestic concerns consume your energy this week, Virgo. Except for the uproar associated with the events on Wednesday at 4pm, when your world view is vindicated, although the majority come to your viewpoint after fleeing a 'mostly peaceful' mob. Pat yourself on the head, Virgo; none the less, it is back to refinishing furniture after that; although you will find hidden spaces where a previous tenant has hidden treasure.
Libra: Your big party on Wednesday will easily survive a serious faux pas thanks to your superior social skills, Libra. People want to enjoy themselves, but a wet blanket shows up; there is a hidden agenda: rage porn for click bait. Rethink your invitation strategy. Some class of person needs to be on the shit list, eh?
Scorpio: You have powers of discernment that border on the supernatural. Now that you are conscious of this, use your metacognition to access other abilities. The events worldwide that occur on Wednesday at 4pm will be both gratifying (you were right!) as well as inspire you to further glory. Best start to carry Imperial insignia in your knapsack of privilege.
Sagittarius: Implications of the letter of the law creep towards your judgement seat. Not this week, Sagittarius, but next. At 8am on Thursday you will be very fortunate while fishing. As the torpedo disappears off the stern remember the memo that warned of decoy torpedoes to provide cover for frogmen operations.
Capricorn: High noon on Thursday, mark the time in your calendar. Do not be distracted by the world wide social uproar that erupts on Wednesday at 4pm from taking advantage of a basket of goodies sent you by the Volcano gods.
Aquarius: The thwarted ability of The People to enjoy their justified rewards (on Wednesday at 4pm) will provide useful data for your Philosophy of Life. You can be smug and superior, but nobody will notice as they are busy fleeing for safety. You are already aware of the powerful meditation that embraces song, humming, and, gargling.
Pisces: Take stock of your first aid kit as having a well stocked bag of bandages and antiseptic potions will get you to the front of the line for the evacuation shuttle to the mother ship. Study some dash cam videos for a better understanding of just when you should be over cautious. Victory at sea comes to the commander who leads the boarding party.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.
Aries: The public has their attention directed to a problem you have been aware of for some time on Tuesday around 10am. You may feel smug and superior, Aries. You should. A crisis develops on Wednesday at 8am which forces action, but you are prepared, long ago. Another feather in your cap! Finally, around 10pm, you have the opportunity for financial advantage when others realize how valuable is your counsel. Real estate possibilities manifest.
Taurus: Your crime scene clean up franchise turns out to be a good idea. You get the call at midnight Tuesday. Keep what you find, eh? Getting paid to do the same thing twice feels good. Study your practical chemistry, because salt peter has many uses. As far as taking with both hands, even as you rush to the bank to cash a fat check, get yourself a lottery ticket.
Gemini: Domestic tasks consume your time, but there is financial advantages to be accumulated. While others are crushed by events in the real estate market, you can see your way to advantage. On Wednesday, you are forced into realization, but the recalibration of your view of reality is to your betterment.
Cancer: Things get mystical after Tuesday at 6pm. You are not moving to a parallel dimension, instead you are accessing an alternate reality. Which is not so bad, as the social unrest you are aware of is off somewhere else. Wednesday, an invisible barrier becomes apparent, but you can flow around it. You have the means, which should become manifest by Friday at 10pm.
Leo: There is chaos around you. You already know the situation, in fact, quite a few situations. But these are the problems of other people, who are the authors of their own defeat. Your desire to help is noble, but there is only so much of you to go around.
Virgo: Your commute is complicated on Wednesday; nothing you have not for seen, but it is irksome that so many have contributed to their own defeat. Preparations for open rebellion are apparent, but this is just so much gathering of musket flints and horse saddles as a reaction to a conflict reenactment
Libra: Wonderful things happen midnight on Tuesday. You have a window of opportunity for a full 36 hours after that, so think big and grab the opportunities with both hands.
Scorpio: Lots of activity around you, but nothing you have not for seen. Keep those you care about close and safe. As for the those that brought about the crisis, well, expect revelations Tuesday at 6pm, followed by some sharp action Friday at 10pm.
Sagittarius: Good stuff for you this week, Sagittarius. Starting at Midnight on Tuesday. You might want to have some of those art pieces re evaluated as you are due for some windfall gains. For that matter, some of your collectibles are now greatly increased in price.
Capricorn: Keep the lid on your new found success because you are the goat at the top of the hill, and there are those who want you down at their level. A sinkhole opens on Wednesday.
Aquarius: Advance the revolution, Comrade. Unfortunately, the fellow travelers are LARPers. Get back to first principles, and, for that matter, refine your reevaluation of capitalism.
Pisces: Check out the new science that shows fog is a living entity. You knew it all along. Take note of the mark of the beast on some passers by.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.
