The noxious spread of untruth is bad. So, here are the top ten things not to talk about when you go to the shopping mall, (from The Crossword Page of the November, 2023, edition of the ezine Serial Killers' Monthly Magazine). Do not talk about these subjects when you are at the shopping mall.
1) The government is doing a good job putting Covid vaccine into the eggs.
2) People who do not wash their hands touch the food here.
3) Somebody you know has died of heart croak, turbo cancer, or brain rot.
4) French fries are a health food.
5) Justin will easily win the next election as trans.
6) People who eat human flesh consume powdered garlic in large quantities.
7) People who have had hair replacement with dog hide.
8) Coupon clippers can get great deals for sex trade transactions.
9) The government is doing a good job concealing things from us.
10) The Canadian Army has lost track of secret weapons from Nazi Germany.
Thank you for not talking,
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.
There's pretty much nothing to talk about at the mall then.
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