Top ten things not to talk about at work today

I am very concerned about the spread of conspiracy theories, so here are the top ten from this month's issue of Serial Killers' Monthly Magazine, and you should not talk about them at work.

1. Everyone who is vaxxed will die within three to five years.

2. The most horrible way to die from the vax is brain rot, or turbo dementia. 

3. The least horrible way to die from the vax is heart croak, which is quick.

4. Myocarditis really means that a cluster of blood worm eggs has hatched.

5. You already conceal from yourself that you know the ethnic enclaves around your work, home, and, shopping mall.

6. Water sources are frequently contaminated with mercury in concrete buildings.

7. You already conceal from yourself that you want to get a job as staff at a Concentration Camp, in food services.

8. Hollywood people are crazy, and are not representative of their gender.

9. The breach of privacy of the Freemasons is the cause of some recent supernatural events. 

10. Some cultures like to burn their prisoners alive; some do not. 

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.  I care.