Now that you realize that leadership needs a mentor and a tutor to slowly perform basic tasks, you can game your way to improvements in your life condition. You have command over simple arithmetic, grammar, and, fractions, and realize that you can press this advantage in life to feather your nest. Here are the top 3 things to do.
Sleep at your desk. Most employers in the financial sector in Toronto have adopted this practice. The Patriarchy always disapproved of sleeping at your desk, so it must be a good thing. It is! When you sleep at your desk you will find out who the office informant is: this will be the person who takes your picture and posts it to the company social site. Getting noted for sleeping at your desk will get you participation points, and you will not appear to be an ability challenger, a threat to the leadership/mentor/tutor troika.
Do not pay attention. Most corporate communications have nothing to do with work. This is a good thing. While the principles of good business are now far-white acid-right toxic waste, they are still true. So, if you have common sense, and sufficient common sense to not let anyone threatened by common sense know, then you can tune out the puff, and keep your eye on doing the minimum. Since the shareholder capitalists of your employer have embraced a business model hostile to capital, any notion of your employer lasting much longer is a delusion.
Explore new opportunities. Speaking of which, Squatters have unrecognized needs too. Anyone you know and do not like going away from their house for more than an hour? Squatter Command (a cell phone app that pays you money) is always looking for pictures of department vacation calendars. If you are not sleeping, and know nobody is paying attention, maybe make a quick hundred bucks helping squatters find a home. Call Squatter Command right now!
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care
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