Inside Mitchieville

The Mayor of Mitchieville has wisely established a Mayor's Council concerning Recreation and Time Travel. The Mayor's Council concerning Recreation and Time Travel has issued a Safe Consumer Product advisory. I think we should pay attention. There are time travel scams out there, my fellow Mitchievillains, and we should be alert!

Recreation and Time Travel Safe Consumer Product Advisory

Woodchippers for the Dirlewanger Brigade 

Some villain is out there flashing paperwork from the Feds where he is getting dough to teach gardening to at risk groups, and, of course, use time travel to gain access to these at risk groups. I think the guy outsmarted the government application form. 

Did you know that most of the employees of the Dirlewanger brigade would be considered members of at risk groups? The government form thought so. They were suppressed trans; they were just acting out. A mentor in gardening is what they needed to transform into beautiful rainbow unicorns. A time travel team would be sent. It would need equipment, but the details of that is not mentioned on the paperwork this guy is flashing around. Details.

Is equipping the engineer company of the Dirlewanger Brigade with six woodchippers a good use of your tax dollars? 

Now this guy already has the gub'mint money to get woodchippers. I asked Lepke at the rental place: He said he sold six woodchippers to this guy already. But now a bunch of people are coming in wanting more to give to him. Lepke is concerned there won't be enough wood chippers for rental for the spring rush. That would mean trouble with the Gardening Committee. 

If the Feds are paying to send woodchippers to Oskar, then they do not need any more money from you. This guy is just playing on your sentimental nature. 

The good people of Mitchieville are going to need woodchippers soon. Spring is coming. 

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.