Top 5 five things not to talk about with your military awareness group at work

Being on top of army stuff is a great way to show enthusiasm for the current thing.  But you should watch your mouth.  Careerist informers are everywhere.  Here are the Top 5 things not to talk about with your military awareness group at work.

Russian Winter Offensive.  If there is one, everyone will be surprised.  Do not talk about the Russian Winter Offensive until it happens; until then, do not mention it. The official line is that Russia is defeated and that we need to expand NATO to contain them.  You can talk about it after it happens (be sure to feign surprise), but not before. 

Those missiles we cannot stop.  If this was important, then one of the Diversity in Command would have noticed.  Lives are at stake and the DiCs would not have forgotten the bolts. The implications of the Russians having this tech just lead to questioning the merit of the DiCs. Do not mention this.  

Why are so many military age Ukrainians over here buying pot shops?  This just reinforces the racist meme that the Ukraine is a festering sore of real fascists, who are stashing their blood money in safe havens, like Toronto.  Do not mention this around Jewish people. Like all white people, Ukrainians are racist, so importing war grifters en masse might look like sparkle bunny in Ottawa is trying to set up a pogrom. 

Mobilization.  The official line is that Russia is defeated and that we need to expand NATO to contain them.  Do not mention the logical necessity of mobilization, as this is defeatist.  Obviously, the DiCs have figured this out already.   Nobody in the media asks them, so it cannot be a real problem. So, do not mention mobilization.  Instead, figure out who around you is going to be taken by the press gang.  

DEI in the military.  The official line is that this is a good thing.  Do not utter any doubts or criticisms.  I cannot find anything critical of DEI except by people being replaced or resisting fetish advances. You do not want to praise DEI in the military, either.  Any sort of big military defeat (which will not happen, of course) will be blamed on them, and your praise will sound bad later.  So for now, just do not talk about it.  

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.  I care.