The lifelong learner

 

So, you tell me the government lies to you.  Yes, lies. And the secret they are trying to hide?  Asbestos. A miracle product.  Smeared to protect Big Road Tar interests. Yes.  You see, you can use Asbestos to make super duper concrete.  Really strong.  Does not wear out like road tar.  Valuable.  Mmmm.  You can make money too. With asbestos. Like the Big Road Tar interests. Make some cash.

Everyone wants asbestos road concrete.  It is illegal, so they have to do it on the sly. This is dirty business, this is. Even if you have only a few pounds of asbestos, like a box of salt sized package, you can make thirty dollars.  Cash. That is the price.  Since you get asbestos free, you keep what you get, and make thirty dollars for a few pounds. That is a lot of money for a bag of flour, er, asbestos. 

Asbestos does not look like illegal drugs.  It is blue and smells like crushed stone, but you should not sniff it.  Who does that?  It comes in an attractive wrapper. Nobody will think you are stashing dope.  Putting crystal or coke in a two kilogram bag! No way.  The label says asbestos.  It has a best before date. That means quality. It looks safe. 

Be an asbestos mule. You only need a few bags.  They are as light as bags of flour.  You can hide them in your kitchen, with the food.  Nobody looks for asbestos in their pantry. The bags are very nice.  Sky blue, with "Asbestos" in black. Ariel font. Even a small bag of asbestos can make you money. Make some cash.

You have friends in construction.  They will be happy you are in their little club. They will just stop by to pick up a bag or two.  They are your friends. They will give you money. Something to put in your wallet. That is what friends do. There is no problem running out. There is lots of asbestos, bagged and ready, in Toronto.  Sometimes there are code words, like free masons. You will be kept in the loop. They wear masks for Covid, but your friends in the night and fog, you can tell them apart by their hairy eyebrows. They are like Nazgul. Nobody notices. 

All those illegal migrants that disappear?  They are interns in asbestos mining at a state of the art underground mine.  It is completely underground.  Everything.  The corner stores, shopping carts, air locks. Quebec, eh?. They understand how to help people in transition.  They need a warm place to sleep, some coveralls and clogs, and, the dignity that comes from a unionized job.  Forced Labor Union, it says in French. 

You are just a handshake away from your dreams. A dry wall guy will come to you with your first bag. It is easy and simple, like school.  You will like your money. You are taking money from the Big Road Tar cartel! This is fun!

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.