The lifelong learner

 

I am a life long learner.  I am filled with enthusiasm, weapons grade. Did you know that you can get a realistic head of hair from your dog or cat?  Yes, it is true.  Using the skills and potions of the mystical east, thanks to open borders, you can get their lush pelt sewn onto your head.  This is good news.  It is a relief for the many people who suffer from not having hair. 

What color do you want?  The Russian blue house cat makes a sexy, babe magnet head of hair.  You can never tell it is not real.  And it sheds, just like real hair.

Have a drink.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.  I care.