With only 320 days left until Christmas, you need to pause for a moment and read these top 5 Christmas shopping tips for February, 2024! Traditionally, February is the month that Black History gear goes on sale.
Is this item of Black History previously loved? Used and re-gifted Black History items show up. Sanitizing should be first on your mind as people like to have fetish sex with items that they return or re-gift. They can charge you with racism if you complain about the skid marks or lube stains, so just shut up and wash with bleach in boiling water. Or just do not buy it.
Is this item of Black History only for green people? There are a whole bunch of changing rules about who can and cannot wear things. You can wear your horned black penis kippah in February, but it might be seen as off color in other months.
Do not show your money. Especially during Black History month, certain denominations of your currency are considered racist and will be taken as reparations for slavery. If you argue and want your money back, you will be charged with strong arm robbery. Never flash your cash.
Do not use credit cards. Especially during Black History month, it is impossible to get your money back from a merchant who clones your card and runs it to the maximum with charges for Black History items. The financial institutions will back the black, and you might get your bank account frozen. Never pay with a card.
Leave the tags on the item. If you really want to fit into Black History culture, tell the sales clerk to not remove the tags. Generally, they will refuse to do this, so your should just steal the items, so you can have an authentic Black History month item. This will make re-gifting easier, or you could sell the item on the internet.
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Fantastic list.
ReplyDeleteI would add that if you ever do use a debit or credit card, make sure never to hide your pin # with your hand.
That can interpreted as flashing gang signs.