Top five things anybody can do now thanks to woke

The noxious spread of untruth is bad for Global Weather awareness.  But we rejoice, woke is here.  Everything is better, more better, more better more often!  Here are the top five things anybody can do now thanks to woke.

Make a living as a pay site sex worker.  Thanks to the sexual revolution, the number of degenerates and the degenerate service industry is booming!  No longer restricted by patriarchal norms, fat old men are now the hottest thing.  Squeezing zits in the mirror, looking at the what you just wiped out of your bum, and, those sounds you make when you cough up some tobacco lung, are hot sexual images.  

Comparison shoplifting.  With a no enforcement police state for the abnormal, with a little bit of dress up, you can embrace 'It is cheaper when it is free!' economics.  Just put on a blonde wig and store security will go hide in the safe room where they hide the menorah. 

Tattoo your face.  A great way to distance yourself from whiteness, so now you can get a job to pay taxes to do your bit for reparations for the People of Incompetence.  Tattoo a torpedo over your eye, and your white privilege is gone.  

Join the Manson Family.  Now that whites are being pushed into poverty in large numbers, they are forming communes.  Why not join a free sex hippie chick commune?  The swastika tattooed on your forehead means you can get a job at IBM, shoplift all you want, and, have a hot dinner waiting for you at home.  Manson family communes get along well with Gaza-Canadians.

Entrapment and Intimidation.  From day one, start to gather evidence against your employer and co-workers for a sweet Human Rights tribunal settlement.  Put words in their mouth, use deceptive edits, and, take things out of context.  Spike their office trash with contraband.  

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.  I care