There is activity, but it is below the radar. Our elites are having a busy time celebrating Xmas in their safe places, having a squeeky good time in their fashionable fetish gear. There is much regurgitation of main stream media memes, but for those left off the invite list for Epstein Island, different thoughts. Tuesday, the groomer adjacent start to scrub their timelines. Friday, the War God starts to attend quality control meetings. A bit late, as all will realize after what happens Saturday. If only coach Don Cherry was around to tell them about catch up hockey. Your destiny is written in the stars! Let astrology give you the heads up on when to keep your head down!
Aries: You are irreplaceable. This might have been a problem in the past, but now with our ability challenged leadership bungling even the simple steps of the Charleston, this is getting into taking you into taken for granted territory. On Tuesday, the lost ballots show up, pay attention to who is nervous about fingerprints. Friday, you assume the powers of your Dark Universe doppelganger. Saturday, the War God has a leadership role for you: even when bowling with Vikings, you impress!
Taurus: You are an irresistible object, Taurus. The immovable force is strong within you. Download your tedious tasks to ruthless minions on Tuesday. On Thursday, assume your natural role as influencer to Organized Crime: you have good taste and are a natural to use precious gems as fashion accessories. Turn to debauchery on Friday for a fulsome weekend of pagan pleasures. In spiritual terms, you are cheesecake, with plenty of you to share around. Mmmmm. Taurus.
Gemini: People stop ignoring even your bad advice starting Tuesday. Before that, well, your mastery of Hors d'Oeuvres keeps you at the center of a communication triangle of Curly, Larry, and, Moe. Tuesday morning, you obtain the secret of the perfect cup of coffee. Nobody will much care, as they are caught up in the immediacy of realization that a paper clip is much the same as a grenade safety pin. Their fingerprints are spoor for the relentless furies.
Cancer: Your Dark Universe doppelganger has a wonderful gift for you in the early hours of the New Year. In the early hours of the next day, a space alien artifact hiding in your tool box has been using your credit card to order upgrades for itself. Do not hurt your back lifting heavy bags of money around, you just need to make room to squeeze through to your Hovercar. Everyone will gush at how the interior coordinates with your eyes. You have good taste in personal transportation.
Leo: Someone stands in the wrong place and gets teleported to the Mothership. Expect a collect call from the Home planet. These extraterrestrial distractions are just that. Use the portal app in your bathroom mirror and move towards your ideal weight and physique without effort, change in diet or lifestyle. New Years morning, those people you sort of hear walking around, and sort of see, are really just friends from a parallel universe who are phasing through.
Virgo: From noon on Sunday until Wednesday at midnight you can use your powerful mind to compel the crowd to get out of your way as you go shopping, feast at all you can eat buffets, and, get the best parking spots. You are impressive, Virgo. Incredible bargains are yours; and you will be the lucky millionth shopper. You will be internet famous this week, so dress to impress. A key witness against you just disappears on Tuesday. You will find the ring they were wearing.
Libra: You get stuck with a leadership role which is distracting from your New Years plans of debauchery, so just take your work to the party and mix business with pleasure. Only you can pull this off, Libra. It is one of your supernatural powers. Early Wednesday morning you are transported to one of the Buddhist pleasure kingdoms and achieve enlightenment. What a sunrise! Once dipped in the eternal, the irrelevant really does seem irrelevant.
Scorpio: You can shop all week for your appointment with destiny later in the month. Life comes to you as you need it, which frees up your valuable time for the better things in life. The fruit of your loins will have mastery of a considerable realm, and it is reasonable to expect your time travelling descendants to show up and get a selfie with their glorious ancestor. They have good taste in shoes, just like you Scorpio. Early Wednesday morning a chance link from a search algorithm sheds light on an old mystery.
Sagittarius: The powers of absolute rule are really just a time waster and distraction from the pleasures in life. Enjoy the commute from the comfort of your parade elephant with on board bar and bartender. You do look good in a white linen ensemble for that General Stroessner look. Speaking of which, necessary constitutional reform is on the mind of everyone. People love listening to you talk about serious matters at light hearted social events. Even the bimbo with a martini.
Capricorn: Rumors of an Irish uprising would upset the Roman Empire, even if the emperor was Elagabalus. Troubles in the news are of interest to your Dark Universe doppelganger, but not for you. The purple is likely to find its way to your candidate, so some serious networking this week amongst the debauchery is called for. As for the return to work, note who is and who is not back peddling. Friday at 8 pm you will receive an important insight.
Aquarius: If you are still in this time line a portal will open up Tuesday and Friday if you desire an off planet vacation away from Hegelian word salad. Issues that divide your mind will be resolved in a fascinating way through the co-operation of powers in mutual reception. Especially Tuesday. Your return to work will be full of surprises. You will find money. If someone spontaneously combusts it will be blamed on electrical misadventure.
Pisces: This week you are between high tide and low tide. Maybe it is low tide and high tide. You get to decide. You are the fish at the center of the school, the boss fish. You have an accurate premonition of an important communication to arrive next week. The mechanics of the gyroscope prove insightful. For that matter, a book you should be reading will present itself to you. If you want to win the lottery, get a ticket; otherwise, time for some new socks.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.
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