Top five rationalizations to turn your Racist Irish knicknacks woke.

The burden of the spread of untruth is bad. The latest thing is the racist Irish.  Everyone has co-opted Irish culture and sports Irish knickknacks.  Your knickknackery could be your downfall around woke informants.  So, fresh from the Christmas edition of Serial Killers' Monthly Magazine, here are the Top five rationalizations to turn your Racist Irish knickknacks woke. 

1) The green clover is really the cap badge of the Bruce family's claim to the Kingdom of Ireland.  The Kingdom of Ireland rightly belongs to a Scot.  Scots are never racists, unlike the Irish.  So, a proper Scottish king upon the Irish throne is a good thing.  This is what green clovers stand up for.

2) Leprechauns are really representations of mud encrusted, dung smelling, Irish peasants bringing their taxes to their masters.  Because the Irish are racist, they deserve to be taxed and regulated, made poor, and brutalized by the 2023 edition Black and Tans.  Leprechauns evoke this spirit.

3) Guinness, the beer, is no longer racist Irish swill.  Instead, Guinness evokes the philanthropic spirit of the Guinness family, which, despite being surrounded by the racist Irish, stimulated public debate, raised awareness about working class issues, and, exposed Zionist crimes. 

4) Gingers can start claiming to be Scottish rather than racist Irish.  Just tell them you are a Scot, and not one of those racist Irish.    

5) Any form of racist Irish sports team paraphernalia can be repronouned into a Glasgow Rangers lineage.  The Glasgow Rangers are a right proper team involved in a cultural struggle against the racist Irish.  The average, down to earth, man on the street, Glasgow Rangers supporter also supports the Black and Tans, is concerned about religious toleration in Ireland, and, has unsettled land claims.  

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.  I care.