Squatter Therapy

Many of my paying readers have asked the same question: "Fenris, how do the squatters get into the house in the first place? How do they get in to change the door locks in under ten minutes?" This is a good question. The answer I was told was tunneling. This explains why I have been allowing the theme of tunneling into so much of my other, unrelated, writing. I am around so much tunneling activity that the sights and smells of tunneling have surfaced up from my subconscious. I was just in the nearby Dupont tunnel. It is now a brewery. An undocumented brewery.

Squatter Therapy

My journey of healing began when I bought two door locks on sale at Canadian Tire. As a retired person, pretty much all forms of recreation are closed off from me by racism. People of my age in Toronto, used to spend retirement hours in activities at libraries and museums, at the park and restaurants. That does not happen now. What can I do to decompress? I decided to spend the Easter weekend squatting. I feel good!

A trip to the Office

Me, I have friends. Some have office jobs. They do not fix cars. One of my office friends, he needs money. He works in the financial sector in Toronto, in a big tower. His side hustle is finding people on the internet who will pay him to do odd jobs in Toronto. He got an email from some guy, this guy wants my friend to take a desk top computer in to work and plug it in. The computer is heavy. My friend asked me to help. I would carry the desk top, in a nice bag, wearing my blue pinstripe, to fit in. We have already practiced getting me into where he works; that way we could have coffee in the cafeteria.

Prove your pronouns

 

So, you need a sex tape for your resume. It is the woke thing to do now. If you want to advance your career in the financial services sector. Prove your pronouns is the slogan. Let us face it, too many people were just pretending. Not no more. You say you are gay? HR wants a vid of you getting a facial. Food allergy? You better back it up with a buddy cam following you through your convulsions in the ER. 

Some people say no to this. I know how you feel. I have felt the same way. I burn with rage at injustice. But, I have found that just giving money to the Mayor of Mitchieville to produce a quality AI fake sex tape is the best thing to do. I feel better!

The Mayor of Mitchieville is easy to reach. He is on Telegram. (this is the link). 

The Mayor is the best person I know! He will help you to make the best sex tape to impress HR! It is all done with computer! You will not end up stinking of latex, tuna, and, bum! 

Tell him Fenris sent you!

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.