Horoscope for the week of 31 December, 2024

There is activity, but it is below the radar.  Our elites are having a busy time celebrating Xmas in their safe places, having a squeeky good time in their fashionable fetish gear.  There is much regurgitation of main stream media memes, but for those left off the invite list for Epstein Island, different thoughts. Tuesday, the groomer adjacent start to scrub their timelines.  Friday, the War God starts to attend quality control meetings.  A bit late, as all will realize after what happens Saturday.  If only coach Don Cherry was around to tell them about catch up hockey.  Your destiny is written in the stars!  Let astrology give you the heads up on when to keep your head down! 

Top 5 New Years Resolutions that will destroy your career

You can lose your job for having a politically incorrect New Years resolution.  Keeping on top of the moving goal posts is a challenge.  Avoid entrapment by rent seekers this year with this good advice.  Here are the Top 5 New Years Resolutions that will destroy your career. 

Top 5 new tools for woke Actuaries

Anyone who has printed up business cards at home knows that putting Actuary on their card is a good career move.  But it keeps getting better for un documented Actuaries, and the Actuary adjacent!   Here are the top 5 new tools for woke Actuaries:

Top 5 reasons for far right fanatics to support Universal Basic Income

I asked an economist about UBI. He said it removes the incentive to work. I would ask a politician but you cannot get close to them for a conversation any more. Between the security and the vengeful mob, there is no polite discourse. Nobody has any doubts that UBI is the carrot that will get Justin a majority in the next election. UBI will do a Pearl Harbor on Capitalism, eh. It is hard to exploit the working man when there is no working man. UBI removes the incentive to work, but there is the bright side for far right fanatics. Here are the top 5 reasons.

Professor Bob

Choose

You likely have listened to kids playing in a sandbox or a playhouse, and have seen them get into some sort of an argument. They can easily escalate to a shouting match, where one or the other or both disavow their friendship. They may angrily shout they will never be friends and never speak again. They might divide the play area in half, move to opposite ends of the sandbox and ignore each after a few more insults. 

But go back in an hour and you will likely discover they have patched up their differences. 

They are playing together, friends again, their disagreement forgotten. How do they do that? Why do they do that? The answer is simple. They choose happiness over righteousness. 

Season’s greetings, my friends. There is much to be learned from the young. 

 Professor Bob

Victory Coffee

 Do I need to explain myself?  Victory Coffee.

Top 5 last minute Xmas gifts!

Here at Mitchieville, we care.  There is always someone late to your Xmas list, so here are the Top 5 last minute Xmas gifts.

Horoscope for the week of December 24, 2023

The month of Santa has just started.  Xmas will be a little different this year, but then again, it will be more like itself.  Santa still makes lists, but people have been a little sluggish about the 'nice' part, instead pushing ahead with lubricated joy after the 'naughty' part.  Well, astrology has the heads up on when you should keep your head down.  Stay away from crowds.  

Top 5 household radiation leak hacks

Now that the bug eating government has convinced everyone that the law is myopic and fickle, you can use all your favorite radioactive kitchen accessories.  Open borders shipping means you can access a diversity of goods and devices.  And do not talk about all the wonderful stuff you can get with your rubles.  Anyway, you need to know the Top 5 household radiation leak hacks.

Victory Coffee

This video clip reminds me of my time in the Motorcycle Anti-Tank Rifle unit based out of Hillsburgh, Ontario.  In the heart of every Canadian Forces soldier is the dream to be a part of the Warsaw Pact family of Armies.  Nobody really likes the Americans that much, really.  A mighty Guards Tank Army should have forward positions at Coutts, Alberta.  Sigh.  Anyway, the government would not give us anything like weapons and ammo,  so a generous benefactor, a captain of industry, gave us the tanks and weapons we needed.  It was the Cold War, so he bought them from Romania. The officers mess has pictures of Ceausescu giving our colonel in chief (at the time) the keys to a tank.  For years, I thought he was a car salesman.  Victory Coffee.

Bran Muffin at Bedtime

 Watch this a few times.  This is Ireland, today.  

https://x.com/valerie70154568/status/1704505043397857654?s=20

The gentleman being accompanied by the Garda has his own wiki page.  

Wow.  

Victory Coffee

This clip makes me angry.  It does not reflect the diversity.  I like to watch it and think about using AI to make it reflect the perfect Harvard-Person.  First of all, they would have to keep their doors locked.  And these people, they stink of honest work; that is hate towards perfume Karens.  Where are the oppressed Qwerty?  Oh well.  Remember to tell HR that you hate America.  Victory Coffee.

Professor Bob

Enough, Already 

Is it enough? What is enough? Do I have enough? Have I done enough? 

The dictionary says: occurring in such quantity, quality, or scope as to fully meet demands, needs, or expectations. 

Crap!! That is no help at all!!

Victory Coffee

 Sing to your plants today.  Victory Coffee...

Top five ways to make your shopping experience in Toronto the best of the year!

Toronto is the City of Light!  Here are the top five ways to make your shopping experience in Toronto the best of the year!

Pfizer Advent Calendar

 

Only 6 more sleeps 'till Christmas.

If you happened to get the Pfizer shot, you'll be lucky to get 6 more sleeps in.

Victory Coffee

 Victory Coffee, yes.  

Top five things to avoid putting in your child's Christmas stocking

Christmas is coming, and you want to have some pictures to show the Lamprey-Canadians in Human Resources what a Jellyfish-Canadian you are.  Here are the top five things to avoid putting in your child's Christmas Stocking:

Professor Bob

No wind will take you there 

If you don’t know which port you want to reach, no wind will take you there. If wishes were horses, then beggars would ride. Yahh, OK, so what? Let me introduce a character out Larry Niven’s book, “The Mote in God’s Eye.” As Niven says, he is more of a state of mind, a way of seeing the world, than a real person. Call him, ”Crazy Eddie.”

Victory Coffee

 What a wonderful morning.  O what a beautiful day!  I have my Victory Coffee.

Victory Coffee

 At least with Global Warming, you will be able to head out to the beach all year long; unless we get the Global Cooling.  Victory Coffee

Horoscope for the week of December 17, 2023

There is no preparation for the unexpected.  Maybe Santa really does exist and does not like being cancelled by people with hearts of coal.  A comedy of 'self goal with keyboard' starts a fuse with the dawn on Tuesday.  Public opinion turns against public officials; secret combinations form amongst the praetorians.  Santa's reign begins at the end of this week, on Sunday. Santa has a list. Ho ho ho. Astrology gives you the heads up on when to keep your head down.  What is in store for you this week...

Victory Coffee

 

I am hungry.  I want coffee with that.  I want Victory Coffee. 

Professor Bob

 

Animals All 

That’s not to say that we are not very intelligent, thoughtful, able to plan ahead to the future we want. We can do those things. We know that we live in the present moment, suspended between the past and the future, on a thread that runs from what was to what will be.

Top five things anybody can do now thanks to woke

The noxious spread of untruth is bad for Global Weather awareness.  But we rejoice, woke is here.  Everything is better, more better, more better more often!  Here are the top five things anybody can do now thanks to woke.

Victory Coffee

 Victory Coffee!  

Victory Coffee

 I guess they will want wi pipo to go do the fighting, again.  Expect these sorts of ads to come back.  Victory Coffee.  

Professor Bob

 

It Is What It Is. What an amazing statement, three simple words arranged in such a way as to lead us to an acceptance of what is reality. Reality is. 

Victory Coffee

 Am I paying attention enough?  Acceleration is the new norm.  Victory Coffee

Victory Coffee

 Victory Coffee!  Inspired by Justin's welfare for cat policy ... 

Victory Coffee

I need Victory Coffee. 

But later, I need something to deal with underwater obstacle clearing at my home. For my underwater obstacle clearing needs, I turn to robotics.

This can handle your day to day underwater obstacle clearing with a variety of attachments. No more sawing through anchor chains with a hacksaw!  And environmentally friendly fertilizers, that will not chafe your hands like hexanitrodiphenylamine! Discrete shipping and no paper trail makes purchase as easy as counting down from ten!

Attractively priced at ten thousand guineas. Ask about our frogmen specials.

Professor Bob

Animals All 

That’s not to say that we are not very intelligent, thoughtful, able to plan ahead to the future we want. We can do those things. We know that we live in the present moment, suspended between the past and the future, on a thread that runs from what was to what will be. 

Cats can know that the wildebeest come to the watering hole every afternoon and they head that way when the sun is high, but they cannot communicate that information to other cats. The young watch and imitate the actions of their elders. 

Chimps can collect tree nuts and take them to a large, flat rock. There they select a hammer stone and break the nuts open, while the young watch and imitate the actions of their elders. 

Homo Sapiens can talk. We can share our thoughts and feelings. We can teach our children. We can tell them where to find food and how to coexist with other members of our tribe. We teach them how to construct a shelter against the weather. We tell them where to be when the rains begin and how to predict when that will happen by watching the stars at night. We actively show them how to fashion and use tools or maps or clothing, or to avoid threats. 

But when we look at the “why,” there is less to distinguish us from animals. 

We need to survive; to breed, to protect the young, and pass our genes and knowledge on to the next generation. We have evolved to want to do this. This desire is instinctive, inborn, as it is with other animals. The animal who does not survive, breed and protect their young, the animal that lacks these impulses will not pass their genes on into the next generation. And that is the name of the game, the thing we are driven to do. 

Our senses and abilities have evolved under the same pressures as those of the entire animal kingdom. We can see, hear, smell and taste in order to find food and mates. Few animals can see the color red, but we and our primate kin can, for we are fruit eaters and red is the color of ripe fruit. Our sense of taste has evolved to stop us from eating poisonous things, our sense of hearing to hear sounds in the range of frequencies that carry important information. 

Our senses are tuned to the need to find food and mates, and protect the young, just like all the other animals. 

We are, in fact, animals all.

 Professor Bob

Horoscope for the week of December 10, 2023

The week begins with the Moon in the Scorpio which means frisky.  It is the strength of mind to chew off one of your own fingers to get a free shopping cart.  Intense, but effective; so Scorpio. The mob awakes from a spell and changes consumer spending.  All week, baby.  But, what about you? Your destiny is written in the stars! 

Victory Coffee

 Victory Coffee.  Something a little upbeat for the weekend.

Toronto, The City of Light

I had to go to work today and I am resentful. I get paid to work from home.  I am a Human Resources professional.  It says so on my card.  Some staff unit had cooked off.  So what?  Happens all the time.  But, aw shit, I was on the cover up team today.  I had to take transit, and I loathe the TTC. 

Victory Coffee

 Friday.  You did not get fired yesterday for being non-POC.  Unless you have already embraced bum life and become a welfare parasite, like me.  I never worry about getting fired.  I worry about having things to do as I leisure my way forward.  Here is a good craft suggestion ... Victory Coffee!

Victory Coffee

 It is Pearl Harbor day, but that has been scrubbed.  So here is something from Wexford, the Wexford that Wexford in Scarborough is named after. Pearl Harbor will never happen again because of gun control.

Top five winning policies to get Justin Trudeau elected

The noxious spread of untruth is a blight upon the land. These are the top five winning Policies to get Justin Trudeau re-elected, from the Politics section of Serial Killers' Monthly Magazine, January edition.

Victory Coffee

Victory Coffee!  I gave up working for being a bum, thank you tax payers!  Now for some rum!

I have a full day of plotting, working on devices, and, networking with like minded folks.  And that calls for Victory Coffee.

Professor Bob

Gettin’ Paid for Gettin’ Laid. 

Yep, it’s true.!!! Stop the presses, re-write the headline, this is big news, the story of the century. This will re-write history.

NOT!!

Men and women are different. As if you hadn’t noticed. Evolution has pushed the two sexes apart, in many ways. 

How many guys have wondered about their partner’s ability to get lost?? When they have specific directions, like 5 blocks, turn right, next lights, turn left, stop at number 161 Apple Avenue, they get lost. Like, is your brain made of tofu?? 

Women, why doesn’t the guy get it?? He watched you drool all over your cousins patio set, you left a flyer on the back of the toilet, stopped at the patio sets in Home Repo, talked about having people over for a barbeque, did everything but send him a registered letter, and he asks, “What to get for the house??” Like, is your brain made of tofu??

Listen, guys, for millions of years, it was your job to go hunting and bring back the bacon or antelope, or paddle off over the horizon in search of fish. The guy who got lost, while carrying a haunch of meat, ended up being late night dinner for the local predator. Getting lost in the jungle was a deadly mistake. Talking scared away the prey. Call it evolution in action. 

Ladies, for millions of years, it was your job to care for the kids, keep the home fires burning, arranged communal activities and division of labor, read the look on someone’s face, and settle disputes between those brain dead guys. Talking and listening prevent spear fights and dead people, which are bad for the survival of the community. More evolution in action. 

So why be surprised when a noted journal asks, “Why do men buy sex???” Why are some women willing to trade sex for resources?? Evolution says that a man’s best chance for passing his genes into the next generation is to have many kids with different women. A woman’s best chance is to see that the few children she can have in her lifetime get well carried for. This has been true for millions of years. Again, evolution in action.

Women have a problem with daddy material and husband material. Attracting a guy with the best genes is much, much easier than keeping him around after the act. The best husband material she can attract, the one least likely to stray, is likely not the best daddy material. And the guys know this is true. More evolution in action. A woman is always certain who the mother of her kids is. A man can never be sure who is the father. These are politically incorrect things to say. Too bad they are true.

If you like, go read the article. Everybody has their own take, depending on the author’s sex and culture. One thing for sure, it truly is “The Oldest Profession.”

  

LOL 

Professor Bob

Victory Coffee

Professor Bob will be with us today at 4:00 pm.  This short reminds me of working in construction. Victory Coffee.

Top five rationalizations to turn your Racist Irish knicknacks woke.

The burden of the spread of untruth is bad. The latest thing is the racist Irish.  Everyone has co-opted Irish culture and sports Irish knickknacks.  Your knickknackery could be your downfall around woke informants.  So, fresh from the Christmas edition of Serial Killers' Monthly Magazine, here are the Top five rationalizations to turn your Racist Irish knickknacks woke. 

Victory Coffee

 Nobody works anymore.  Atlas shrugged and is off to the black market.  It is Sunday, a day for side hustles for cash, and keeping the paperwork up to date for your monthly parasite money.  Becoming a Lamprey-Canadian was my best financial move to date!  I enjoy my Victory Coffee.  I also need a project to work on today.

Horoscope for the week of December 3, 2023

Add to your list of top ten things to not talk about: "When is the next atrocity?"  Could be today! So, a feeling of relief came over me when I saw that this week begins with the Moon in Leo.  Then, Tuesday, a notable falls, with the mob held back by the law.  Thursday, a critical mass awaken from delusion. The awakening continues for the rest of the week.  Indeed, the future is written in the Stars!

Victory Coffee

Parents of young boys should watch this and realize the importance of keeping your son's first play dress.  When the woke commissar waddles over to envelop you in a cloud of yeast aroma, you can use this as a talking point.  Victory Coffee!

Top five anti-Irish things to say at work to keep your woke job

You cannot really heap enough scorn upon the Irish.  It is the current thing.  And having some fresh talking points for casual conversation at work will spark sparkle bunny thoughts in Rainbow Command.  Maybe the sex tape you made for the internal job application is not a winner.  Well, here are the top five anti-Irish things to say!

Victory Coffee

Unpack your fanny pack of privilege and embrace happiness. Here is a musical offering from a musical family, the Manson family. Some people are afraid of the Manson family, but that is just racism. The white people you should be afraid of are white people with jobs, property, family. They have something to lose. You have Victory Coffee.

Victory Coffee

You need Victory Coffee. Friday, end of the work week.  Nobody works now.  Friday, time to hunker down and avoid death by Diversity.  

Fortress Toronto

It is reassuring to know that Toronto has plenty of good artillery positions for when the endless war makes it's way to Canada.   Just today I went for a walk east along the Davenport, towards Bathurst.  There is some green space to the north of Bathurst and Davenport, above the Toll Keepers Booth.  It would be a great spot for artillery.

Victory Coffee

Victory Coffee.  Relaxing music.  It helps me to become closer to Set, the Snake God.  Did you know that Set, the Snake God had nothing to do with Residential Schools?  That is why I like some relaxing music and Victory Coffee

Top ten things not to talk about when you go to the shopping mall

The noxious spread of untruth is bad.  So, here are the top ten things not to talk about when you go to the shopping mall, (from The Crossword Page of the November, 2023, edition of the ezine Serial Killers' Monthly Magazine).  Do not talk about these subjects when you are at the shopping mall. 

Victory Coffee

 It is morning, and I need coffee.  I need to meditate upon the bean.  The power of a mystical chat can power your drive today.  With Victory Coffee!

Ontario, a province to plunder

I am a human resources professional. It says so on my card. I get to do Health and Safety training. I know nothing about Health and Safety. But I have a credential, so that makes me an expert. Questioning my ignorance will get you written up. So, my Health and Safety course is cowed, under my thumb. But they are troubled. What is going on with the staff? The elephant in the room: they are afraid of the vaxx.

Moment of Inertia of Diversity

The Moment of Inertia of Diversity is a unit of work that measures the Inertia of the Moment when the Diversity shows up.  The root of Diversity is division, and when you are in a group that is disunited by divided cultures, everyone just shuts up and is inert.  There are other moments of inertia, extending to the entire time the divided are brought together.  Nobody talks to each other, nobody makes eye contact.  They look at their shoes.  They are silent, but they snicker in self talk over past gaming of the system, gloat over the destruction of other cultures, and, relive their last degenerate sex act with a settler.  They revisit the past and replay atrocity.  Angular momentum is not conserved.   The Diversity of the Moment has an upper limit, set by the how much energy it takes for the political system to fly apart; the divided cultures see nothing appealing in each other.  Absent assimilation, they are mutually repulsive.  Only propaganda, tribute dole, and, oppression keeps them together.  And nothing symbolizes the Diversity of the Moment than Maple Syrup Beans from the food bank. 

Horoscope for the week of November 26, 2023

My editor tells me I cannot talk about power struggles between the woke griftocracy and the resurgent military-industrial aristocracy.  Which makes sense.  You can read about these things after the fact.  I think he just wants to steer people to the pay site, where there is free speech, not like here.  Anyway, good luck to Charles III on his new adventure, and people will realize why that statue of Cromwell protecting Parliament from the Monarchy was there for a reason.  Your future is written in the stars ...

Top ten things not to talk about at work today

I am very concerned about the spread of conspiracy theories, so here are the top ten from this month's issue of Serial Killers' Monthly Magazine, and you should not talk about them at work.

Moment of Inertia of Diversity

Obey me

I do not have two passports. I feel left out. I live in Toronto, and getting out of town for the bad weather between October and April is a big thing.  You do not live in Toronto.  You do not know what I am talking about.  You exist in a mix of cultures, divided one from the other.  There is no movement over time for the divided to come together.  Oil and water.  So face it, the stem of diversity is division.  And with the miserable weather, the divided separate smoothly into those with two loyalties, and those with only one.

Fortress Toronto

I wonder what public transit would be like during Russian missile attack? Maybe you don't want to be in Union station when one of those smart bombs takes out the coffer dam keeping the harbor water out of the station.  Boom.  Smelly smoke.  Then the water.  Big sparks and smoke when electrical stuff shorts out.  The screams, they start then.  People have plenty of time to panic. Push over wheel chairs and spill eggs.  Settle old scores.  Then the water comes.  Hot, too hot to be natural tsunami.  Stinks of shit and wintergreen.  Well, that is just public transit, Union Station.

Professor Bob

Pound the Nail, One More Time

Democracy is a pretty good system, the best we have tried in recorded history, depending on how you want to measure things.

If individual liberty, and freedom of association and expression matter to you, then it doesn’t get any better. If social engineering and conformity to the norm turn your crank, then some form of autocracy is where you want to go.  All forms of gov’mint have their Achilles heel, a way in which the system can be subverted by a relatively small number of people.  A democracy can be derailed by special interest groups, associations that can deliver a modest sized block of votes in return for a “consideration,” such as funding for a cultural center. Combined with general apathy and low voter turnout, these special interest groups can hold a balance of power well out of proportion to the actual numbers. Suppose the voter turnout is 35% of 200,000 voters, then the number of voters casting a ballot is only 70,000. A margin of victory of 5% requires a swing vote of only 3,500 ballots. If a special interest group comprising 2% of the population can deliver all their members to a political party, they can deliver 4,000 votes, enough to swing the election one way or another. If I can do the math, then so can any old political hack, looking to win any way he can. “Sure, we’ll fund your community center as part of our cultural enrichment program, and given the special architectural needs of your building, I’m sure we can accommodate a short list of acceptable contractors.” If the short list turns out to have only members of the special interest group, that is to be expected. After all, it’s a cultural thing. So, a 4,000 member cultural association gets a multi-million dollar community center, built at a profit by its own members. The politico wins the election and gets a sizeable campaign donation, and the 200,000 residents get to contribute $5.00 or $8.00 each to the welfare of an invisible minority. Of course, suspicious minds might consider this type of arrangement to be ethically somewhat questionable, so care is taken that the connection between the politico and the special interest group be minimized. Naturally, though, he would be invited to the inauguration, and get to take his shoes off and wear a funny hat. It’s a cultural thing, doncha know. Multiply this by several special interest groups and it becomes clear why unseating an incumbent member of parliament, an incumbent senator or a sitting congressman, becomes a difficult proposition. 

Well, the answer would seem to be, on the face of it, for the silent majority to work together to protect the interests of the society at large. Isn’t that reasonable?? Hmmm. In Toronto, there is an annual beauty contest in which the “Queen” of a particular cultural group is chosen to “reign” over a cultural festival. The participants in the beauty contest are limited to members of that ethnic group and the voters who chose the “Queen” are also limited to members of that particular culture. If your skin is the wrong color or you don’t speak the language, then you are actively discouraged from joining the association, participating in the contest or voting. It’s a cultural thing, doncha know. Okay, let’s form a WASP cultural association, have our own contest and elect our own “Queen” to “reign” over our own cultural festival. Just watch what happens. There will be 17 dozen gov’mint agencies in there, laying charges of racism, giving media interviews, denying permits and drawing comparisons with the KKK. An elderly gentleman, a member of a visible minority, once told me that racism was a whites only problem. A man such as himself, could not, by definition, be a racist. I told him that that was a racist thing to say, because it discriminated on the basis of color. He shook his head, said nothing and walked away. Clearly, I missed the fine points. Hmmmm. Who says we don’t have a culture?? 

Professor Bob

Victory Coffee

 Nobody works anymore.  How about some home projects?  Victory Coffee!

Your Notebook of Evil

I am a human resources professional.  It says so on my card.  I have done ...  horrible things.  But I suppress those memories in other people.  I have to.  For the sake of my financial mental health.  I have to force myself to enjoy my plunder.  I work contract.  I have to keep up the appearance of stability, relevance, and, integrity.  To make me look good, somehow, these office workers under my administration must demonstrate instability, irrelevance, and, pathological career arcing; makes me look good.

The Share-Care Movement

I consider it my obligation as a human being to help people.  I care.  I found a good way for you to care, too.  My telling you is my way to share-care.  In fact, I was at a production meeting when I was demeaned and given the churl's task of finding the correct spelling of 'share-care' itself.  I was choking with lust for revenge when my spiritual nature asserted itself and transformed my brutal mental imagery into something positive, of value: I could use the casual use of a colleague's lap top into an opportunity for gas lighting. My knowledge of the procedure was gained in the following manner:

Victory Coffee

Heading up to Erin, Ontario today.  Actually, going to a secret community, called The Berg.  Starting out early, with a good cup of Victory Coffee!

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. 

Horoscope for the week of November 19, 2023

 In the stars this week.  Just waiting for the next atrocity, and the unpredictable trajectory The People will take.   Simple as biscuits and gravy!  This is a Moon Mars transit, all the better astrologers say.  So what is up this week for you, Moon-y Mars-y?

The Sun is in Scorpio, and the Moon in Aquarius.  They hate each other, especially when in square, which happens on Monday midnight.  That Mars is conjunct the Sun at this time, with Mars ruling in Scorpio.  That is a lot of Mars; Mars ruling; Mars ruling from Mount Olympus, citizen.  So, a breakthrough in surgical technique to effect gender change? new abortion vacuum attachment?  or, some other form of bloodletting...  Something under the direction of the War God, but modern and hip, and using electricity, maybe directed energy weapons at a large civilian population. Might be a mob of people overwhelming a surprised garrison. Tearing them apart, limb by limb.  With lots of social media coverage.  Monday at midnight.  

The War God is running things this week, (until Thursday, when he is not).  So after the secret weapon is used on civilians on Monday midnight (or, whatever), then on Wednesday, the Moon, now in Pisces, does a trine to the War God, which ancient texts call for a sea battle where at least fifty triremes are lost to the wine dark sea.  The surviving crew in the water  from both sides turn to savage, hand to hand fighting in the water, surrounded by sinking ships and clouds of smoke.  Frogmen, manned torpedoes, and, a secret base will figure into the narrative. 

The peculiar sequence on Thursday, namely the movement of the Sun into Sagittarius, quickly followed by the Moon changing signs (Pisces to Aries), most classical astrologers describe as a certain omen for a coup d'etat, possibly a change of side by a country.  (If you want to know the actual country that will defect from NATO to the Warsaw pact, you will need to access the pay site content.  Use the code THURSDAY_COUP for seventy two hour access to platinum content at The Pleasure Center 💖).  

There is no astrological aspect indicative of the use of chemical weapons this week.

Late on Saturday, around 10:45pm, the tranquility of the people is restored with games and dole.  

Your destiny is written in the stars, what do you have in store?

Victory Coffee

One of the good things about the Covid lockdown was doing lots of cheap weed.  You can soon learn which pop video lyrics are literally true.  There really are Justified and Ancient beings from Mu Mu here.  Obviously, Tammy Wynette is one of these ... justified and ancient beings. Your Victory Coffee is good to level my buzz.

I, Fenris Badwulf wrote this.  I care. 

Inside Mitchieville

Mitchieville is a community; a community that cares.  And in this time of plague and righteous riots by the never violent,  Mitchieville is extra caring; an extra community that embraces the nutritious vegan Hegelian word salad of the peoples voice.  It tastes so good; you want more!  Come to Mitchieville. Join the Family.  Join us.

Victory Coffee

 Nobody works anymore, eh?  Got the dole, citizen?  Game the system.  Dad used to cheat on his taxes.  Your turn to piracy is understandable.  Part of your culture, eh? 

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.  I care. 

Victory Coffee

 Nobody works anymore, eh?  Got the dole.  Like the legendary statesman, Carson, I know the game.  I love my Victory Coffee.  

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.  I care. 

Fortress Toronto 01 13 23

Your really feel naked and exposed walking the streets of Toronto. The city of light should be fortified like Solidar. Where are the shapely sand bags and coils of razor wire? They speak to me of trans acceptance and diversity strength. Trenches and self propelled flak in municipal parking spaces. The smell of burning.  Toronto should be covered with earthworks.

Toronto, the City of Light (01 08 23)

I am a human resources professional, it says so on my card. Management wisely realized that too many employees would snivel about the sex tape component of their corporate profile. They lacked resources to produce an acceptable sex tape, one that would reflect Corportate magnificence. 'Magnificence' is McCullough's word, by the way. They lacked imagination, costumes, or knowledge of rigging. They are talentless, not plumbers; they are unused to having things not fall apart. Our actuary informed the decision team that at least one would impale themselves on a thruster leg, leading to dismemberment. It was decided to make the corporate sex tape option of 'career' videos to invisible from the user it is associate with.