There was a time not long ago when The Mayor was tempted to bring in a law banning bouncy slides in Mitchieville because of the injuries and absolute carnage they can cause.
But injuries and carnage can be pretty hilarious sometimes, so the bouncy slides stay. So i'm going to ban bananas instead. I hate bananas. They smell bad and have a terrible texture.
The People of Mitchieville are lucky to have you as their First Citizen, Mayor.
ReplyDeleteYou can't ban bananas! I'll take this to the court of a peel!
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