Thursday, September 24, 2020

Smoke 'em If You Got 'em


 It would be nice to see smoking catch on again. What a better place this world would be if every single person smoked. And not only smoked, but were really heavy smoker's. Like 3 pack a day smoker's. As in, stinking of fresh cigarette smoke 24/7/366 on a leap year.

Monday, September 21, 2020

The Second Wave - We Are All Going To Die

 


Corona1984 cases continue to rise in Ontario, and Premier Doug Ford has found the reason why:

 Ontario Premier Doug Ford slammed those taking part in illegal gatherings after police broke up a massive car meetup in a Hamilton parking lot over the weekend. 

The premier made the comments during a news conference on Monday, where he promised hefty fines and reminded those breaking the rules that they are putting people’s live at risk.

“I don’t get. I just don’t get it. If we weren’t so backlogged on MRIs, I’d send you to the MRI to get you brain scanned because I just don’t think there is anything in there,” Ford said. “Forget the $10,000 [fine], you’re putting people’s lives in jeopardy.”

While it might possibly be true that those folk participating in large gatherings throughout Ontario are responsible for spreading Corona1984, it seems there might be another dastardly culprit that may have some sort of teenie weenie impact into the *spike* we are currently experiencing.

From Canada's very own bought and paid for website, here are but a few incoming flights where everyone on the plane has been exposed to corona1984:


This is just 1 page of 5 and it represents just a few days of international travel to YYZ. Vancouver, Montreal, Calgary, etc, they have their own dedicated pages.

Notice the amount of flights from Delhi. India is the world's top spot for Covid1984 right at this moment. As in, if you want Covid1984, go to India. Toronto, Montreal and Vancouver get a ton of daily flights from India, and it so happens that nearly to the day we started allowing flights from the Covid1984 world hotspot, our numbers have spiked.

If you don't believe me, believe the government in the above graph, it's telling you in plain English, French, or any of the 162 languages of your choice.

Have a boo around the domestic flights as well, see where the diseased are coming in from. Lots of times the diseased stop in Montreal, disembark, then fly to Toronto, coughing and sneezing, puking and crapping while collecting 
Air Miles, and then when they land, taking full advantage of our generous health care system.

But blame large gatherings, that's safe. Don't blame diseased foreigners, that's racist.