Can Anyone Become A Millionaire?

 

Of course not.

It's ridiculous to even think that.

But you know who CAN become a millionaire?

You.

YOU can become a millionaire.

As for your neighbour, Bill? He'll never be a millionaire.

Or that idiot from work who spits in your face every time he says the letter P. NEVER will he become a millionaire.

And neither will your dopey cousin, Martin. He's hopeless. And bloody useless. He'll never even be a thousandairre, never mind becoming a millionaire.

And what about the clerk down at the Piggly Wiggly, will she ever be a millionaire?

No. She can't even comb her hair. And she smells like an old shoe. How can a person who lacks basic hygiene and remedial hair-combing skills become a millionaire? They can't bro, they just can't.

Maybe that guy you see at Food Basic's every Wednesday, the guy who buys pork in bulk, can he become a millionaire?

Again, there's not a chance that pork-boy is ever getting close to becoming a millionaire. The guy can't even pay with his debit card without it fumbling the card out of his chubby and half-deformed fingers. 

How can a guy with fat, deformed fingers who buys pork in bulk ever become a millionaire?

He can't. That's the answer. HE CAN'T.

You're probably thinking that maybe all those lunatics will never become millionaire's because reasons, but what about Colin, that brilliant University student who just got straight A's and graduated at the top of his class? He'll be a millionaire, no doubt, right?

Wrong.

Colin is a damn fool. He's a cheater and he's lazy. He steals from his mom's purse to buy candy laced with Allure #26 and Red #22. He might as well be injecting cyanide in his damn fool head.

He'll never be a millionaire.

But there's hope for you.

As your financial coach, I see something in you that no one else sees. Something your cheating wife doesn't see, or even your ungrateful and mentally unbalanced children don't see. 

I see promise.

I see a promise of a bright future for you.

C'mon, come with me on a financial journey.

You know what you have to do.

It's time.

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