Australia Has Entered The Insane Asylum

 

The Mayor believes he has figured out PUtin'S plan of attack when it comes to taking over THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

Firstly, Putin has his Shock-troops invade the Baltic's (easy as pie), then onto continental Europe - Italy, Greece, then slide over and take France and Germany, go across the pond and rape England. 

From there, slide waaaaaaay down and take Australia, before doubling back and invading the US of A. 

PUtiN is cagey, you can't trust that guy for even a second!