I would say the thing I miss most about smoking is every single thing. Smoking was the best.
A smoke and a coffee first thing when you woke up was the greatest thing ever in the entire history of the world.
I loved smoking and smoking loved me. I miss it terribly.
Coffee is still amazing, but it misses its best friend, the cigarette.
Good freaking times.
The other night I was out at the pub, and I asked the waiter, "What's the soup tonight?" He said, " Chicken gumbo." And I said, "Great, I'll have some. But stop calling me Bo."
ReplyDeleteHe was pretty good about it. He said, "Certainly sir, chicken gum soup, gumming right up!" I gave him a good tip. I'm a good tipper.
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