To feed the dog

 

I got to visit a friend and feed their dog.  I was dog sitting, actually.  I do not know what he was thinking, so I just had to make up what I should do.  I started by boiling up some meat with turnips to make a big pot of dog food.

Victory Coffee

 Time for a cup of Victory Coffee

Horoscope for the week of January 28, 2024

 Aries:  You take the spoils of war on Tuesday.  The powdered wig of the "Mozart at court" look suits you.  And, do take advantage of the bodice ripping.  One of the perks of your position, Aries.  The best chocolates, and curly toe slippers for padding on carpet to bodice ripping adventures.  There is hint of a job offer in the Congo, or is it Katanga?  Do get a white linen suit.

Taurus:  Abandon yourself to the pleasures of the flesh this week, Taurus.  On the midnight before you go back to work on Monday, you will receive a delightful gift of a silver crown set with emeralds.  Be reasonable, and leave the plowing work to the plow share.  Servants become surly for the weekend.  They eat too much meat.  

Gemini: They are falling into your clever trap.  A key to the puzzle arrives on Friday.  Alternately, a neighbors rescue cat turns out to be a lynx.  Maybe both, Gemini. Maybe some wardrobe accessories for when The Man Comes To Town.  It is not that you clean you room, but what you find when you clean your room.  Clean your personal space, Gemini.  You will find something.

Cancer:   The poor British parliament no longer has Cromwell to protect them from an overweening Monarchy.  Should not have taken down that magic statue, eh?  Time for you to overween, Cancer.  Restrictions are fictional, how about some personal space aggrandizement.  When the shoplifters descend upon the shopping mall like locusts, you can be the clever gecco.  You are worth it!

Leo:  You need a few days to recover from the debauchery of last weekend.  For a repair in a pinch, use super glue. And, the bond is resistant to salt water.  Someone else is spitefully hoping you will win the lottery.  Enjoy the weekend from somewhere safe. A cartel has taken control of a regional ambulance service.

Virgo:  Real Estate transactions go your way when you play hard ball.  You read the contract.  Onboarding, offboarding, both work your way.  A time travelling tourist appears, and you wake up to smell the ozone.

Libra: This being progressive is fun: arranged marriages are back on the table and you are in the loop.  Sunday night, actually around midnight, the details of an arrangement come to your attention.  Two names on a winning lottery ticket ask you add your name on Monday.  If you can get past the drama of the arranged marriage, there are some good deals for you online.

Scorpio:  Great week to get your tedious maintenance chores done.  On Tuesday, an accident with a mechanical chicken de-boner is avoided.  This will give you a great idea.  You will move through a time portal, but the portal keeps moving, and it really does not matter because you will end up back where you started, but with something rather interesting.  Your secrets are your own, eh, Scorpio?

Sagittarius: If you have dreams of being a white raj, going around the town on an elephant, served by scented servants, then you are on the right track to your destiny.  Unfortunately, elephants are slow and smell bad to horses, and Sagittarius is a horse sign.  Put the palace upwind of the peasants.  It is always business as usual.  Turnips have powerful healing properties.  

Capricorn:  Your observations are going directly to the Supreme Librarian of the Universe.  One of your supernatural powers is invisibility.  The ocean between the Earth and the Moon experiences tides.  Your pagan rituals are unusually effective, especially when a cat is near by. 

Aquarius: You are living in the present, but surrounded by people hallucinating that they live in some past place.  Monday, do a side job for a space alien tourist. Tuesday, you will manifest a Xipe Totec poltergeist inside the accounting systems of an international corporation with poor customer service. You have good ideas.

Pisces: You will receive a communication Friday from one of your powerful friends.  This is no woke makeover of Cthulhu with Taylor Swift.  Prepare for next week, and use your crystal ball.  Your cookbook has pencil notes you do not recognize: follow the suggestion and prepare the correct proportion of beets to turnip for your potion. 

A visit to the supermarket

 

Today, for my shopping adventure, I am going to get a big shopping cart.  It is orange, not like the smaller ones I normally use, which are yellow.  I am going to buy a lot of stuff, and I have my unmarked van parked under the surveillance camera which does not work.  You cannot really see the van from the busy Dupont street, here in Toronto.  I put out my cigarette, put on my gloves, and went on a visit to the supermarket. 

Detoxifying the Community with caring

I am a human resources professional. It says so on my card.  I  just wanted to share with you a few things about the DEI work environment.  I spend so much time finding talent and then black washing them with diversity to get them hired and then see them fall to drug overdose, rough sex, or transit violence.  So here are a few pointers to help you keep afloat until you get that no work job you were promised by Justin.

Bringing my adorable house cat, Mister Whiskers, to Buddhism

The cat was hungry.  My cruel landlord was stingy on food for the cat.  The pellets had run out, and it was yet another day until he could use his seniors discount at Food Barn to get a bag. Still, the cat howled.  It ran between your legs when you climb the stairs.  I was determined to convert the cat to Buddhism.  How could a vicious swamp critter like a cat take to the practice?  

Horoscope for the week of 21 January, 2024

 Aries:  Someone else is pushed into the future.  You get to help!  That which you desire is chasing you.  On Wednesday you get on the same page.  Also on Wednesday, the unstable triumvirate loses a leader, and you get the spoils, but that was the plan all along, Aries.  

Taurus:  Use your winnings from Wednesday to get that winning ticket you deserve next week.  Think of it as planting a seed, Taurus.  Alternately, a powerful amulet will come into your possession on Wednesday.  Do not use it until Thursday, at midnight. Use it to make benefits grow upon themselves until the next gremlins and water Full Moon.

Gemini: Left over business from the soon to be previous administration is on your mind this week, Gemini. Use your legendary mind power to accurately relate how they got it all wrong.  Someone is listening, and on Saturday expect swift action from someone inspired by your prose.  You will win with the word "vigilante" in Scrabble. 

Cancer: Mid afternoon Thursday you can take the pig out of the smokehouse.  Make a magic potion from beets and turnips after the sun sets on Thursday and save a portion for pot luck to take to the coming Full Moon ritual.  Despite what you see on the computer, people are peaceful around you.  The powerful pheromones in turnip transfer to the chef, giving you the aroma of the Boss Bug.  They fear you. 

Leo: The first whispers are for your ears only, Leo.  A new force for justice has taken form.  Descriptions are vague, fodder for conspiracy theorists.  The new force for justice is looking for a side kick, in battle cheerleader, and, responsible passenger for rides in experimental vehicles.  When you hear that deep bass voice say, 'Hello', you will know, Leo, king of beasts.

Virgo:  Your clandestine work for a foreign power becomes four dimensional when you realize that foreign means extraterrestrial.  At the end of this week, on Saturday, The Mothership signals it is coming from the Home Planet.  Before that though, check to make sure all your batteries are fully charged. This is the moment for your side hustle, Virgo! 

Libra: The Junta look calls for riding breeches, for a start.  Are you willing to lead the team with your enthusiasm? The face slap will be socially acceptable again.  Like dark Santa, you have a list.  Now check it twice.  Thursday comes, wear gloves that fit nice.  No need for knuckles, not downtown.

Scorpio: Technology is your tool for fun and profit. A space alien downloadable app has installed itself in your burner phone.  It has incredible powers.  To prove this to yourself, order the construction of a thirty meter high and thick cube of reinforced concrete to block your view of an eyesore.  From the proof of your own senses you will unlock the secrets of this powerful phone app.

Sagittarius: Powerful forces draw you into places of enthusiastic sales staff, recycled air low in oxygen, and, all you can eat dining deals.  Just after coffee break on Tuesday, Ninja move through your food court. It is a marketing gimmick, but it gives you ideas.  Secretly watch to see who reads the clipping about the Russian Winter Offensive. 

Capricorn:  Casually make your way to the safest place aboard ship for 10:30am on Tuesday.  You will win with the word "sabotage" in Scrabble.  The frogmen surfacing around the lifeboat are not expected by most people.  Robots can fly the plane, but not the one you are on.  

Aquarius: You are the Lawgiver in an ordered Universe that has no purpose.  Plan an extended weekend with mushrooms at the free sex hippie chick commune.  Dodge calls from work, maybe put together a list of names of squares who harsh your buzz at work.  Charlie says give the list to Sadie and Tex for some pick up work. 

Pisces: Put all your energy into the midnight ritual on Wednesday night. Your powers are recharged and you are surrounded by ingratiating minions.  The gift of an Enid Sinclair coloring book is propitious.  Madmen attack each other for your amusement. New beads for a shrunken head are called for.  Few can comprehend the things you see on public transit.  You are the eyes of Xepe Totec. 

Daily Affirmation of Words

 Today, Children of Woke, our daily affirmation word is Qwerty.

Qwerty is the word you use for the constantly changing never normals who are used as a skin suits for the degenerate capitalists to manipulate you.  

Use Qwerty in all your communications.  Just like using 'fuck' in every sentence, it shows you have class.  

 

Qwerty will help your career. 

Top 5 New Years Resolutions that will advance your career

You can game the system like the professionals.  Advancing your career means appealing to a recruiter with your enthusiasm, telling the boss what It wants to hear, virtue signaling to the Its in HR, and, avoiding replacement by offering up someone else to walk the plank.  Nobody ever really follows through on their New Years resolutions, so why not just cherry pick them for effect.  Remember to say, and not do.  Doing what you say you are going to do is for white supremacists.  So, here are the Top 5 New Years Resolutions that will advance your career.

Looking under the bed

I never thought too much about what is under the bed. Just a place to sweep out on cleaning day. Some people like to put a suitcase there.  Maybe put shoes, but not too far in that you cannot get them out.  Books, overdue, lost, or hidden. Board games tell you about the person when they are under their bed. Nobody ever puts a Bible down there, but they will put an Ouija board. Fancy that.

Horoscope for the week of 14 January, 2024

The Roman Empire had a sunrise like the one you are going to have.  The Past, your future.  Make it yours.  Astrology has the answers to the questions you should be asking.  Each week, your future revealed.  Here is the Horoscope for the week of 14 January, 2024.

Professor Bob

Prime Minister’s Day 

I was eating breakfast with my 14 -year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?" Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Prime Minister Day!” 

She's smart, so I asked her "What does Prime Minister Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Trudeau, or Martin, Harper, etc. 

She replied, "Prime Minister Day is when the Prime Minister steps out of the Prime Minister's Mansion, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of  Bull Shit." 

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.

Professor Bob

A visit to the supermarket

 

My supermarket, I know it well.  I always get to walk past the employee parking on my way to the main door.  I like to know who is working.  My supermarket has familiar faces!  I like to show up around an hour before shift change.  Everyone is tired at the end of shift, kinda sleepy.  Off guard.  Thinking about getting home in one piece.  

Your Notebook of Evil

 

 Be the best Asbestos

Salesman I can be, 

In League with Tobacco 

so-ci-e-ty

And the phone,           

. . .  it never stops

Its my phone buddy,

with cheap pork chops!

* * * 

News from the Fortress of Zagreb.

* * * 

You are Nobody without Me.

 * * * 

Hunting the woke through the woods.

 * * * 

Take the Red Pen to your Philosophy

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.  I care.

Exploring Extraterrestrial Corporations for your job search

Many extraterrestrial corporations are now secretly active on your Home Planet.  If  you are looking for employment with a meritocracy, access to advanced tech, and, travel perks, then check this out.

Sources of inspiration for characterization for creative writers

People ask me, 'Fenris, how do you churn out so much original material in such a timely, topical fashion?' Well, that sort of proprietary information can be yours when you join the Mitchieville2020 pay site. But, I care. Here is a taste, a spicy Hors d'Oeuvres to whet your ambition. Turn here for a source of characterization for quirky characters for creative writers...  

A visit to the bookstore

 

What could be more wholesome than a visit to my favorite bookstore not far from where I used to live.  I only get out to my old part of town once a month, when my medication runs out.  I can see old friends, buy weed, have a coffee, and, go buy a book or two as a treat. The Toronto experience; the City of Light.  I care. 

Professor Bob

 

The Stroke Economy

Hmmm. That sounds a little kinky. Let me explain. To give someone a stroke, in this context, is to pay attention to them. A stroke might be any sort of interaction; a compliment, a criticism, a question, an answer, a comment on the weather, holding the door for someone, dropping a coin in a homeless man’s Tim’s cup. A stroke validates a person’s existence. The statement contained in the stroke says; “I see you.”

Horoscope for the week of 7 January, 2024

 The second week of the month of Santa is upon us!  Yes, the pagan gods have returned.  This month is the month of Santa.  Maybe the month long war is a present for a Christmas gift for the special girl or boy.  He has a list, and He is checking it twice.  Sounds like a game of Bomber Harris to me.  By the crackling fire.  Broken glass for tinsel.  The earth cracks. Golf courses swallow the homeless. 

Victory Coffee

 

Good to keep yourself busy with projects.  Victory Coffee

Professor Bob

 

The Balancing Act 

If you read and agreed with my post, “Animals All,” you will want to explore with me what it means to have an animal and a parent as part of our makeup. To deny that reality and proclaim that we are fully rational beings is to set ourselves up for a fall. As we explore human nature, we will encounter the number 3 as being key to a balanced, satisfying life. 

Top 5 Christmas Shopping Tips for January, 2024

With only 358 shopping days left until Christmas, you need to pause for a moment and read these Top 5 Christmas Shopping Tips for January 2024.  Traditionally, January is the month when fetish gear goes on sale.