Horoscope for the Week

 

Aries: At four in the afternoon on Wednesday, you arrive late to an angry mob scene. Your calm composure and proven good taste in fashion will win you some brownie points. Do not let anyone know that you do not know what is going on to maximize your luster. Remember, world domination begins at  home.

Taurus: Your weekend debauchery will feature an amusingly drunk (er, stoned) time travelling sex tourist. Like the typical time travelling sex tourist, this one just shows up, has fun, and then just goes away. There are some mysterious substances left behind, which you should save for a rainy day, or rather, to aid your escape from a dark universe screen writer. You will know what I mean when it happens. 

Gemini: Friday at sunrise there is a collision between an immovable force and an irresistible object. Only your sign is capable of comprehending the situation which involves nested paradoxes. Anyway, it is easily solved (like most paradoxes), through use of color coded paper clips and brute force. You are the master of chaos.

Cancer: Thursday and Friday, use your powerful mediation and visualization abilities to dissolve some problems in quicklime. Friday favors cutting problems up into pieces and feeding them to the, metaphorical, wolves of Odin. Happy doggie means problems be gone, eh Cancer? Other than that, tag along with Taurus for some weekend debauchery. 

Leo: Somehow, some of your personal electronic devices have acquired strange and powerful apps and capabilities. Remember the underscore in the add_money command, summon rats is not a parking spot finder, and death ray is not a game. Think of the little people, they need good shoes to bring you that desert tray by the pool.

Virgo: Accelerating rates of continental drift casts a shadow over your liege lord's five year plan. Inquiries into age age insurance will run nowhere, and run nowhere fast. Best to stick to asteroid impact preparations. Start with Lake Erie, and look for the high water mark in Caledon; your real estate professional with thank you.

Libra: New standards of exaltation for the next two thousand years are on display all around you, Libra. Just reach out and grab the wonder. Yes, you can have a gilded muscle cuirass, or boob armor.  Perhaps some titanium is called for.

Scorpio: The People receive a wake up call around four o'clock Wednesday, and by midnight Wednesday the 'medicine that tastes bad' that is needed will come to you by indirect association. On the personal level, your place in the matrix is one of suggestion by thought and subtle actions. Maybe rearrange your desk, or sneak off to read a spy novel.

Sagittarius: Acts of kindness by people motivated by spiritual values will give you insight into a problem floating off in the periphery. Obstacles are only there this week to give you time to become stronger, more agile, and, well, just darn impressive!  You can reap more than you expect with re-gifting.  

Capricorn: The sun moving into your sign means things get moving again, Capricorn. For the next two thousand years will  you mark a date this week as the start of your acquisition of occult powers. Apply your standards of perfection to yourself first, and develop indirect methods of motivation.

Aquarius: Terrible things in the news will give you pause to reconsider your outer level methods of herding cats and humans. The answers will come to you around Wednesday when you comprehend the Santa for the Aquarian Age. The alliance between evil religion and evil justice turns to conflict of incompetence. You have the answer, prepare to descend the mountain and just be you.

Pisces: You will be safe and distant from the horrible events that happen around Wednesday, which is still called Christmas. No batteries for the kids toys, the new device that hijacks the air conditioning, and, bug spray that does not work. Santa has a new nature for the next two thousand years. He still brings presents, and he still has a list (which he checks twice), but he has nifty body armor too. This will make sense to you, after the egg nog. 

Horoscope for the week

 

Aries: You will be taking a trip down memory road, at least the one used by tyrants and heroes. Your best fake smile will serve you well, and at least the curly toe slippers with the bell at the tip are comfortable. Monday, tyrants and heroes turn there attention to present reality, and, Wednesday, a whole lot of people take interest in  the wrong lessons from the past. Of course, it is you who should be in the golden chariot, Aries. After Friday when 'glorious leader' puts his/her hand into a metaphorical bandsaw, your due diligence and sensible splatter guard glasses gain the attention you deserve.

Taurus: The ruler of your sign is exalted all this week, Taurus. Your destiny is linked to time travelers and eccentric artists, especially Wednesday at midnight, when a mob of 'normals' takes umbrage at the curtailment of something or the other. Content creators under your direction can prove very helpful, or, very obnoxious. This will be a pattern in your life for the next two thousand years. On Friday expect to score points at a new venue of debauchery. Careful selection of beverages means your toga remains clean, Taurus. 

Gemini: A river of confusion changes course on Monday, leaving you with a river of confusion, still confused, but going another way. Think of it as being a crocodile during flood season on the Nile. The land is not gone, only under water. There is food a plenty amongst the wise papyrus, and for contemplation, the beautiful acacia is pleasant to float under. Wednesday at noon, real things start to happen in the real world, when you notice the flood waters begin to recede ever so gently. A chest will float by with several good ideas for a novel.

Cancer: From Monday at dawn until Wednesday at midnight, you rule. You move in a partially phased in parallel universe where you get things done, and everybody else seems to be sluggish with over eating, or just too much dope. Remember the plan, Cancer. Whoever has the last supplies of coffee and cigarettes will rule, making you the medieval lordling you always thought you should  be. 

Leo: You are favored in lawsuits and dealings with propertied clerics this week, Leo. Friday, as the sun rises, that angry mob on the commute turns to you for leadership, and with your advantage in good looks and charm, expect to advance your agenda. Good deals on healthy food and bulk deals on sea food point towards victory at sea because you are the adult on the bridge when the bad guys make a rash move.

Virgo: You may get the impression that you are in a parallel universe where people have not really advanced to the level you expect in your normal plane of existence. Things become more clear on Monday, except you find yourself in a sunrise in the fog, where the sun can be clearly seen above the mist. Friday, expect many great bargains in things you want, but realize that this is a parallel universe and that wonderful potato peeler is also an alien artifact with advanced powers. Read the instruction booklet!

Libra: The War Goddess Athena finds your outlook on life and personal philosophy attractive, leading to seeds planted for future career advancement. A down on his luck Odysseus personality might  just wash ashore in your purview, so get some brownie points and give the old guy a break. Having a future war lord in debt of gratitude is always a good thing to have. The best day of the week for you to buy a winning lottery ticket is Friday.

Scorpio: Your cell phone is linked to an orbiting alien space ship, which uses your selections of music to power it's Artificial Intelligence, so some judicious selections of traditional and folk tunes will effect change on the planet Earth. Might I suggest 'The Sash', 'What a beautiful morning', or, ' There is a great big beautiful tomorrow'. There are great deals in out of the way places, but be sure to keep your finds in a plastic bag before you wash them. Just saying.

Sagittarius: Unlikely allies appear Thursday, but who cares? Your ends justify the means; if you cannot trust yourself with Absolute Power, then you should spend a bit more time on your personal philosophy. Then again, living in a paradox is a temporary thing, which will lead you to contemplate the usefulness of temporality. Thursday, your mystical side gets a jolt when you are drawn to a small, quiet variety store when you can buy amulets, cigarettes, and, dreams.

Capricorn: Your only problems exist in your imaginary future, not in your bountiful present. They are fog, soon to be dispersed. Develop some patience, you goat. Music and songs have magical effect, so replace your gloomy predictions with some uplifting tunes. Remember that song your Mom sang to you in the womb? Try that.

Aquarius: You should secretly enjoy the negotiation style of the incoming American president. Having the ability to have your opponents dance on a string is the future, and this technique is at your command. Sex tourists from the future continue to complicate your domestic life, and be  sure to sanitize everything. Do it secretly. Avoid public washrooms with used tubes of hemorrhoid cream on the counter. Nobody has wrinkles that bad.

Pisces: Time begin to moves forward finally this week. You will find a relic from one of your dreams close to where you bathe. You may wonder why an object from the middle ages has been transported from the land of dreams to your medicine cabinet, but the fact is that astral  projection is one of your gifts. A nagging voice may encourage you to monetize this (souvenir coins, anyone?) but this materialistic notion will soon pass when leaden Saturn gets out of your sign. 

A message from Santa.  Santa is, of course, a Capricorn, and currently adjusting to his new role in the Age of Aquarius. I was able to get him away from the Mayor's liquor cabinet and asked him for a few words of happiness in this festive season...

Mrs.Claus sold her shares to Elon. I got forced out of my own job. She outsourced toy production to some Russian company. The Russians wanted my stealth tech. NATO cannot find my sled, let alone get a radar lock. Should prove interesting this Christmas. The elves were shipped off as refugees to Canada. Winnipeg. They took to weed and liquor. The money from my payout does not vest until January. I ended up living on the street, then I got sent to a shelter. Never incorporate in Maryland. Rudolph is pregnant. I never knew. 

Horoscope for the week

 

Aries: Something from the past is paraded in your view, outside a window. They look familiar, but although they look like the people from your memory, they are someone else. A powerful alignment of planetary forces builds up to a battle in which you will achieve Total Victory on Friday. Deja vu, eh?

Taurus: Memories of your past lives on the utopian continent of Atlantis will bubble up into your consciousness, triggered by handling familiar things in the present that were also common to your life experience way back then. And some great bargains in skin balms. You radiate.

Gemini: Another week of you can't really go wrong, and you really can't go right. So, really, do what you want, just do not expect the expected outcome. You can figure this out real easy, Gemini. Maybe let someone else deal with unpleasant tasks. You will thank me later. Find out more about one time pads for your secret communications.

Cancer: Your intuition that the designated powers of the gods of the ancients have been shifted around is correct. One hint: Venus is now exalted in Aquarius. For that matter, your responsibilities for the next two thousand years have shifted. This is worth contemplating down at the lounge with your bunkered up buddies.

Leo: The leadership has split into two factions, again. Your suspicions that the leadership is taking the wrong lessons from popular television series (e.g. Wolf Hall) does spark your interests in the Human Resources guru Felix Dzerzhinski . You have to admire a man who sleeps in his office.

Virgo: The spiritual implications of Canada's postal strike have even your practical self pondering Thomas Paine's The Rights of Man. Study the wisdom of the Medieval abbots in Central Europe who brought the health drink beer to the thirsty masses. Things are changing, this being the onset of the Aquarian Age. You will find yourself in charge of a free sex hippie chick commune.

Libra: Athena, the Goddess of Wisdom has work for you. Firstly, she is also a War Goddess now. Hmmm. Certainly better dressed than that Mars guy, and always with a just war, with identifiable bad guys. A relic from ancient Atlantis will find its way to your kitchen.

Scorpio: I hope you have restocked the first aid kit you keep handy. Your skills as a surgeon will come to the forefront, but only if your householders insurance is not up to date. If you want to avoid using the kitchen table for something not approved by vegans, keep the people who smoke stuff in glass pipes away from your power tools.

Sagittarius: Your plans to overthrow the government run into unexpected logistical problems when someone else beats you to the coup. Fear and worry will flee your mind, and be replaced by a certain amount of determination to do better next time. Study of 

Capricorn: Everything is going according to plan. Unfortunately, the planning is being done by your subconscious. You feel out of control, but the invisible forces providing the opportunities of your dreams seem to be doing a good job. You do nothing well, and this doing nothing is rather pleasant. 

Aquarius: Time travelers from the future need your input on necessary Agricultural reforms. Access your past life experiences from Atlantis and you will get the job done with such ease and haste that you will be invited back to the portal for a fun filled vacation in a future paradise.

Pisces: If you close your eyes, you can see through the fog. Yes, Neptune has gone direct, but nobody much notices, except you, Pisces. You will be the first to notice, but those around you are either immobile coral or wavy sea weed. You are the big fish, Pisces. And, you have the ability to crawl on the land now. 

Horoscope for the week

 

  Aries: Is the world ready for the realization that Santa has the latest weapons, the will to use them, and, an army of ninja elves eager to obey? Your mission, if you decide to accept it, is to come to grips with this realization yourself.  Tuesday, your research into the geography of Antarctica is rewarded. 

Taurus: Wednesday evening shopping is filled with bargains in electronics that you have been lusting for. Your stash of coupons earns you extra savings; do not forget your 'extra' points card, either. Wednesday night, you will have a dream about water flowing up. Nothing makes sense until you put your shoes and socks in order.  

Gemini: Thursday, you cannot really get things right, and then again, you cannot get things wrong either. Think of it as an exercise in dialectical thinking, Gemini. If you understand that computers are really tiny, evil people, then you will prepared for some email follies, and do not trust your spell checker. 

Cancer: Tuesday, old people get in your way, so be patient. Thursday, prepare to enjoy the suffering of others, especially over age witches with over active aggression. Mind you, there is a fine offering of healthy foodstuffs with plenty of magnesium, which you do need going forward into the winter.

Leo: Your thoughts drift to the spiritual meanings of human sacrifice on Thursday morning during your commute to work. Maybe you are just hallucinating, and the feathered Aztec priests you see lurking on public transit are just late night ravers from a fetish Swiftie party out having a smoke before heading to bed. 

Virgo: Some legal aspects of your planned coup d'etat raise their ugly heads at your splinter cell meeting at the local pub. This collective action stuff does not seem to work with the collective you have been stuck with. Perhaps some lone wolf activism is called for. Alternately, do not be associated with any sort of food orders for the boss, even if you do not like his food taster.

Libra: Hold off on your finishing touches for your toga until the end of the week. While you do look good in the one with purple trim, this might attract the wrong sort of attention. Your fascination with the emperor Aurelian can give you some insights on an upcoming election.

Scorpio: A foreign power has taken interest in one of your neighbors, and will make you a generous offer for locating some trivial item on your property. Thursday morning, a few more of them will show up, leading you to the correct conclusion that they are really time travelers, with an as yet unknown agenda. You get to watch.

Sagittarius: The misapplication of the letter of the law guided by a misapplication of the spirit of the law draws you interest this week, Sagittarius. Things become extra interesting on Wednesday evening when three sets of contradictions find a common point within your observation. Mind you, you can scoop some real bargains in end of season goods during this time. Your cashier will look like Rod Serling. 

Capricorn: Not really too much is happening right now, which bothers you. Wishing you were back in the Dark Ages, when you could light a fire under someone to get them moving, is good to pass the time. Thursday, your gift catalog from Serial Killers' Monthly Magazine arrives. They have fast and efficient shipping. 

Aquarius: You are an atomic powered intellect this week, Aquarius. Even cat herding is within your skill set! You will discover you have powers beyond human comprehension. Maybe take notes and keep track of the control settings for future reference. A craving for Magnesium rich foods will keep your penetrating gaze at full power.

Pisces: The river neither rises nor drops this week, Pisces. Some problems, though, will just sink quietly into the quicksand of your disdain. They will neither sink faster, nor slower, if you interfere. You can watch, but, this will just make you hungry for delicious take out.

Horoscope for the week

 

 Aries: Despite the angry mob (which you escape with your legendary guile) on Tuesday, Wednesday proves to be an auspicious day for advancement of your fame and reputation. I know that there are things you need to know. This week, you will be transformed to want to know the things you need to know. Look to comic books and old movies for enlightenment.

Taurus: There is a great big beautiful tomorrow for you Taurus in the twenty first century. The future is already here, for the most part. You will discover one of those big pottery ash trays that people used to keep on their coffee tables in the 1950's. It is really an alien artifact, and emits an energy ray auspicious for your enlightenment.

Gemini: You should brush up your knowledge about encryption using one time pads. It will come up during casual conversation at the office kitchenette; having an opinion about the Cambridge 'Ring of Five' will pay off in spades. You never know who is listening really, but in this case it is a well financed organization looking for talents just like you, Gemini! Expect the unexpected, you will obtain enlightenment.

Cancer: Your reasonable fears of space invasion by intelligent insects can now be laid aside, Cancer.  Look at all the loot you have collected to deal with this now past problem. Impressive. Also, your preparations for Total War, can now be repurposed into some elegant leisure space, complete with tasteful furnishings and ample supply of refreshments. 

Leo: Like the house cat before the earthquake, you feel that change is coming. The fact you do not know exactly when, nor in what shape it will take. It is irritating. You will be pleasantly surprised at the outcome, but the process will be unexpected and hence irksome. Wednesday, paperwork goes in your favor.

Virgo: Your reasonable fears of social chaos brought on by plague can now be laid aside, Virgo. The orbiting space fleet of intelligent insects have all died of a high sugar, high salt diet of filched earth food, and their ships are being drawn into the Sun. Things get complicated on Monday, so unless you are taking notes for your screenplay, you might get muddled.

Libra: You do realize that these super star concerts will continue for the next two thousand years, and your ability to project future costume trends will become quite rewarding. Power up your colored pencils and put some of your genius on paper, Libra. You can anchor down things in a swirling world. Used your secret color coded paper clips.

Scorpio: It is the process and not the outcome you do not like. I do not blame you. Thursday, after midnight, (like, early Friday morning) debauchery beckons, with an early encounter with an old man in a wet suit, then some problems with computers. Your suspicions about the old man are insightful towards future problems with remote storage devices.

Sagittarius: Wednesday is really good for you, Sagittarius. If you are going to duel a rival in love, you will win with a flourish and a clever move with a dagger that your learnt from a book written in Spanish. Otherwise, the same result occurs, but no need of recourse to getting your clothes mended and dry cleaned. 

Capricorn: With great relief, Pluto has exited your sign Capricorn. The feeling is mutual, actually. You Capricorns are tough to smelt. Anyway, having been transformed (compare who you were twenty years ago to who you are now), you can look forward to a rewarding crawl out of the gutter and up the mountain of accomplishment. Your week is filled with exotic pleasure, but do not tell anyone how much you enjoy yourself. 

Aquarius: Your are ahead of your time, and your mission is to nudge into manifestation the Age of Aquarius. The War God will soon tire of playing with tin soldiers and you will push forward, after Wednesday. Advances in agriculture and awareness of nutrition will assist you in strange ways this week. Maybe try something new.

Pisces: You will be drawn to large bodies of water for a final message from the Supreme Librarian of the Universe. Nothing overdrawn, I hope. Aside from administriva, just be patient and you will get your Book of Wisdom through inter library loan. You are on the notification list. Wednesday, be sure to pull the plug on any appliances your are attempting to repair.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.

Horoscope for the week

 Aries: Looks like you are in the spotlight this week, Aries. Take your pick: early in the week, you are the one time pad decrypt champ; Tuesday and Wednesday, you are the hero in the kitchen clean up department; Thursday and Friday, the wonderful person who remembers to buy that winning lottery ticket. You are the center of attention at the weekend whoop up. 

Taurus: You are a font of sage investment advice, except for Tuesday, when your earth centered wisdom runs contrary to narrow minded pedants who do not share the big picture. Pay attention Thursday to where Thor's hammer lands: this will be a good place for future investment. Friday, you are in peril of running afoul of Traffic cops looking for ticket revenue.

Gemini: Drinking yourself into a stupor was never really attractive, and this week you will have the opportunity to step over drink sodden bums, and dodge the attention of malodorous street people seeking to clean your windows with stale urine. Your insights will put perspective on your career building agenda, especially when you share public transit with a reeking peasant who could be your bosses twin.

Cancer: Good things happen this week when that alien artifact you keep in your kitchen proves effective at exterminating insect pests. If you are curious about how it works, read up on Klystron tubes and particle beams. Science is fun! Do not sit in the seat that the bedbug infested bum was sitting in at the library. Unless you take your alien artifact with you to public places.

Leo: An opportunity to cavort at an all desires orgy will occur on Friday. Just pretend to resist when the man in the rubber suit pulls you through the hidden door into the chamber that reeks of pot smoke. Avoid dehydration by keep up your liquid intake. As for the 'invasion from space' rumors on Thursday, just ignore them. You have an important orgy to attend, and you will need your rest.

Virgo: Your invitation to a free sex hippie chick commune manifests late in the week, after a few hours into your traditional weekend debauch. Do not let the numerous Manson family posters and MAGA hats distract you from slaking your lusts and indulging in the all you can eat buffet. Where do they get these delicacies? Face it, Virgo, you have the allure of a Greek god.

Libra: Serious matters take up your week, Libra. As for the angry old person driving illegally in a highly inflammable car on Tuesday, just shrug it off and save your flare gun for rescue situations, which is why it is under your drivers seat in the first place. Oh, and on Thursday, your wise investments in a survivalist tunnel prove vindicated by the latest developments in military weaponry. Investments in munitions stocks will pad your retirement nest egg.

Scorpio: Your hidden surveillance system proves itself yet again when you learn the truth about dealing from the bottom of the deck in games of Uno. While your thoughts may wander to disintegration chambers and airlocks, buck up, Scorpio. Even you have a thing to learn about keeping cool at games of chance. James Bond is a Scorpio.

Sagittarius: Front-running the MAGA betting block on Donald Trumps nominees will pay off big this week, Sagittarius. Your hedge bets on a position for Alex Jones will get you some surprise tickets to the Taylor Swift Eras Tour in Vancouver. A senior member of an Organized Crime family will be sitting beside you: take your business card, you wonder person!

Capricorn: When you realize that the drivers on public transit are listening to Rockabilly you will know you have entered a parallel universe. If you want to get back to your universe, I suggest not paying attention and enjoying the fact that you will get where you want to go so much faster. Things are going according to plan, anyway.

Aquarius: An orbiting space fleet is looking for 'native guides' for crew on leave, visiting your town. Wow, what an opportunity to learn about other planets! Mind you, these guys can really pound back the liquor, so take them to some place where 'it ain't fun unless it's action packed'. Do not take them to the dog fights, though.

Pisces: The peace and tranquility you feel is not shared by others. Use a subliminal message tape based on the song 'Oh, What a Beautiful Morning' to brain wash them. It is a great tune, too. Be careful, the other track on the message tape is some sort of Rockabilly used by space aliens to motivate their pilots.  

Horoscope for the week

Aries: Have you made your peace with the immanent return of Elvis, as King? You heard it here first, Aries. Expect basements to flood soon enough, so pad your insurance claim with receipts and move the valuables out. Make sure the one way valve on the sewer line actually works this time.

Taurus: Your time traveling buddies will be vanishing into thin air, except for the new one who just showed up in poor circumstances. This new one is from the future of the ones who fixed your computer. Someone is in for a surprise, but it will not be you. Put aside the magic peas for planting in the spring.

Gemini: The earth trembles at what you about to accomplish! Your enemies scatter like the rodents they are. Watch them fight over economy class tickets for their escape flights! Gloat as they accept no star rating hotels in bad neighborhoods!

Cancer: You will be invited to join a hippie chick free sex commune, located not far from where you live. Your lavish secret lair could be redecorated, and change the default air freshener scent from pine to patchouli. You do have a good supply of black lights, so get some posters, lava lamps, and go full Timothy Leary!

Leo: You should spend more time and money on upgrading your wardrobe to take advantage of regime change. Starting up your own 'raccoon whisperer' site could be a game changer, both financially and in romance. Your ability to charm skunks is not a trait other people have: be careful whom you invite into the pantry.

Virgo: A disinformation campaign comes to an end when the cabal behind it finds itself out of power, exposed, and, fleeing outraged mobs. Being the helpful person who has some feather pillows, tar, and, fixings for placards, will win you some social credit in the new order. Bigly!

Libra: You might want to study the military campaign on Klendathu for some insights into how the old boss is running things into the ground. Keep this in mind when you check the air supply in his escape pod. Of course, replacing those tasty granola bars with condoms and lube would be a nice way to say good bye to the old order. You care, Libra.

Scorpio: A sudden drop in tunneling projects cuts into your cash flow and could downgrade your outlook. Actually, your future is so bright, you need new sunglasses with all the latest features! Inspiration will grab you after your evening whisky, and give you confidence to turn victory into greater victory!

Sagittarius: The viral success of 'raccoon whisperer' accounts will give you pause to reconsider your current high effort project. Maybe you should listen to a 'get rich quick' artist and be inspired to achieve greatness. Thulsa Doom is a Sagittarius. You can leave the changing into a snake for experts.

Capricorn: An important benchmark is passed on your plans for total world domination. Wipe that gloat off your face and save it for your sanctum and your sex kittens. On Thursday, keep your mouth shut in court and let the paid help do the talking.

Aquarius: Things are going to go boom in your world next week, so this week do a sweep of your dusty places for incorrectly stored pesticides and things that detonate. Sweaty candles? They belong in the neighbor's garage. You know which one.

Pisces: Make it happen, Pisces. Supernatural powers are yours to command. Personally, a meditation guided by Rockabilly will guide you to the true enlightenment faster than one of those patchouli standards.

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I am a Human Resources professional. It says so on my card. 

Now I have staff refusing to come to work because of road blockades.  I know they would prefer to work at home, so the high pH opinion of The Boss is that this is an excuse, evidence of mutiny. In his perfectly correct mind, these people are mutineers. He is allowed to spout offensive words and opinions: he has video of himself at the Pride parade, so Labor law does not apply. 

The few who made it into work yesterday (their scheduled 'work from the office day') spent a considerable amount of time researching the issue. What do you do if you are attacked in your car? What do you do? they want to know. They did no actual work. More dust on the files in the in baskets.

The collective opinion is that it is futile to reach out to Law Enforcement about the question about what to do if you are having your car pounded on by masked protestors. There is a diversity of reasons they do not trust Law Enforcement:

1) They come from a culture where you do not trust Law Enforcement, period.

2) They say that Law Enforcement has bent the knee (or brought coffee) to criminals, and cannot be trusted.

3) They say that Law Enforcement is rife with factions. The response to crime is contingent on the personal whims of the constable involved. 

They provided a considerable amount of paper from their research into the truth of points 2) and 3) above. I forget what happened to this report; and there are no fingerprints of mine on it, anyway. I wear gloves at my desk to prevent Covid. 

To complicate things, the senior manager over this group of departments (not The Boss, the guy subordinate to The Boss), has used his position of power to arrange a permanent 'work from home' status. The rumor mill has it that he has moved back to his homeland nation and has repurposed his Toronto condo into an undocumented 'AirBnB' revenue stream. This is another reason that his staff hate his guts. Some of the staff are studying ninjutsu, a martial art, to work off stress. 

OK. So begins the second week that the General Ledger is 'out of balance', and the various sub systems (Loans and Deposits) will only close out with a lavish number of single sided accounting entries. This is generally accepted by the secret combination of programmers who do these things, as well as The Boss, who refuses to make himself look bad to The Man because the books are out of whack, now out of whack for quite a few days. Should be a full month soon.  Month end is being prepared for fudging.  

I am glad that The Boss is willing to use his line editor to make the books look balanced. Those printed reports that go to The Man are truthy. The computer data, not quite the same. The senior mutineer, who provides the technical expertise in single sided entries, is proud of blackmailing The Boss into withholding his wrath on the mutineers. I trained him myself. 

As for the idea that staff can make a killing off of short selling the stock of their employer, I have no recollection, and nothing in writing, and never any of my fingerprints on anything. Timing is everything in the market, eh?

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.

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I walk in the park and I am in love with Toronto again. It was the City of Light, tonight. As is my practice, I channel spirits, so I walk the streets, allowing the spirits to make their favorite selection of bodies to move in to. I was at Geary and Ossington, standing on top of the retaining wall. Jack, the tourist that Edgar Cayce warned you about, is here. 

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care. 

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Horoscope for the week

Soil mechanics figures prominently in the horoscope this week. Olivine is the mineral of the week, and can be used in meditation to commune with plutonic intellects. 

Aries: A sinkhole is forming close to where you usually park your car at the shopping mall. Tuesday, a patch of gravel lane abutting a retaining wall becomes quicksand, and you are the first to figure it out. To increase your stress level, try and warn people without being charged with racism.

Taurus: Your week begins with imposed burdens paired with unpleasant smells.  This is the astrological indicator of a 'neglected barn that needs a cleaning'. Nothing you cannot handle, Taurus.  The backhanded opportunity is the fact that you will own the barn yourself soon enough. On Tuesday, your helpful gesture is misinterpreted as a home invasion. Wear gloves, as well as a mask to accommodate peoples fear of disease at the hands of a disguised bacteria.  

Gemini: From the beginning of the week until Wednesday, you will both receive blessings as well as distribute them. Friday, you will have your hearts desire even as others receive theirs. Gold figures prominently, although silver, diamonds, and, rubies will show up on the baubles. 

Cancer: On Wednesday, you will meet with someone who shares your interest in urban tunneling. Your instinctive understanding of Terzaghi's equation makes you a natural, and your qualities show. Early Friday morning, a problem just goes away, leaving you a little bit sad, until you realize someone forgot a powerful Alien artifact, which, really, you know how to use to purposes much better than them.

Leo: Distortion in the Earth's magnetic field caused by a strange moving anomaly that follows you around some 40 kilometers below the Earth's crust works to your advantage, Leo. If you venture around fresh water, be prepared to be hailed as a hero, and receive fame and product endorsements. Dress your most wonderful self, and utilize your mastery of all weather make-up. This opportunity zone stretches from the start of the week until two in the afternoon on Tuesday. Friday is a good day to buy socks. 

Virgo: From Tuesday at two in the afternoon until Thursday at midnight expect many small blessings as an extraterrestrial domestic service device works its magic within a range of 3.14 meters of the tip of your nose. You will find the key to the tunnel in a fold in the sofa. 

Libra: Strong arm robbery was never your forte, Libra. However, using the internet you can find the right AI and components to construct your own domestic assistant between now and Wednesday. Be careful, as the AI knows a lot of history, and knows that 'domestic' used to refer to the elite guard that surrounded the Emperor. Friday, expect a present; unexpected or not, do your best Thank You.

Scorpio: The issue of controlling looting during air raids starts to show up during staff meetings. It is not a problem, but your sign is gifted with foresight in matters of Total War. Keep your opinion to yourself about credit card access to shelters until you see which way the wind is blowing.  On Friday, score a half price dinner with your winning smile.

Sagittarius: You are an immovable force and an irresistible object this week, Sagittarius. From Tuesday at two in the afternoon until Thursday at midnight you have the double dilemma of working with conflicting law codes with a pedant, acting in the absence of the sense of the spirit of the law.  

Capricorn: Thursday, you receive a communication from your friends in your past life in Atlantis. This will get you thinking about subsidence, surface liquification, and, the signs of mountain up thrust centered under Dundalk, Ontario. Real estate opportunities are there, but make sure your investment lots face the smoking mountain. Everyone loves a view!

Aquarius: Mars has plans for you, but next week. Expect some foreshadowing which will ramp up in intensity through the week. If your birthday is Valentine's Day, prepare a travel bag as your services are needed off planet. Routine maintenance of your tunneling machine is called for, but the issue has been overlooked. 

Pisces: The way things work has changed, and the changing has not stopped. In fact, some things just backfire, which will bring you a good portion of Schadenfreude on Tuesday, Thursday, and especially, Friday. A review of your personal Confined Spaces protocol is called for when you get 'Pack Your Own Parachute' in a fortune cookie. 

The image used shows the mythical figure of Fenris leading Tyr by the hand down the garden path to a happy Summer picnic. 

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Victory Coffee!  Just finishing up the weekly horoscope and this sure fits the theme. Remember, if you saw it coming, it is coming tomorrow! The time for warnings is past; now starts the Summer for the Sons of Mars. 

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Indeed, acceleration is the new norm. Take infrastructure, for example. It is falling apart; and it is falling apart faster!  I wonder how a collapsing Canada fits into the master plan of NATO. Maybe the Russians will go bankrupt rebuilding our infrastructure. 

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Top five things you can now do when you unpack your knapsack of white privilege

 

Dig tunnels.

Hack into the grid to get free electricity.

Make your own booze.

Set up an extortion racket.

Build your own reactor. 

Make your own lead paint.

Use asbestos building products. 

Make your own lead octane gasoline. 

Have dungeons for community building. 

Have a machine shop like a supervillain minion would. 

Be a skilled taxidermist, respected by your peers. 

Have a secret library of books, which no living person touches but you. 

Have a sex robot staffed tavern that serves a good burger. 

Have a percentage of the community whorehouse.

Putting carved images of pagan gods into public spaces.    

Doing graffiti in the moment.

Casual vandalism because you feel creative. 

Watch things burn.

Have places to hide things.

Spend quality personal time on the study of the types of pole arms that could be made from gardening tools. 

Have a running inventory of impromptu weapons in your supermarket. 

Derive enjoyment from others suffering.

Practice having a false face when dealing with people.

Become adept as a stage hypnotist, ventriloquist, and, coffee maker. 

Become adept with marked cards, dealing underhanded, and, seance etiquette. 

Use an AI to make you free money.

Manifest pyrokinesis through spontaneous human combustion by hypnotic suggestion. 

In your day to day, identify people as either victims of your strong arm robbery skills, or as people out to rob you. 

When you wear a mask, think of strong arm robbery opportunities. In this way, you will project confidence and problem solving ability. 

Find time for humor: laughing to yourself in public might terrify them, but it makes you feel good. 

Learn to emulate others writing and signature. 

Learn to free climb up the sides of buildings. 

A good time to practice counting your pulse is when you are watching someone through a window when they are unaware. 

Practice your good kitchen partner skills with knife play with cuts of meat. 

Become an escape artist. 

Become a ninja. 

Learn how to turn off the electricity in houses, even if you have never been in their house before. 

Have sets of modified body armor suitable for your personal combat style. 

Learn how to listen to people even if your hand is over their mouth. 

Have and appreciate a proper cheese cutter.

Collect shrunken heads.

Soup up a lawn mower.

Use exotic fuels for garden tools. 

Make your own pesticides.

Put a raccoon feeder in a neighbors attic.

Have a free beer spigot on your deck overlooking your lake. 

Be competent to perform a lobotomy in a harm reduction basement clinic. 

Be adept at the use of large magnets to shift the local magnetic field, and the effects on wild life,  human mental equilibrium, and, poltergeists. 

Tell people 'You are nothing without me'.

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I like tunneling too. I am building community. I care.

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One of the many things you cannot have thanks to DEI. You can list the consumer lawsuits from the diversity, so, no hover car for you, honky.

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Horoscope for the week

 

Your week begins with a Moon Mars conjunction in Aries. Do not get in the way of people. This 'dangerous crowds' phenomena rapidly tapers off.  Two hours after midnight on Tuesday, the ruling elites have some unwelcome guests in their private enclaves, and their reactions will make the problem worse: something for Tuesday morning.  Wednesday afternoon, around quitting time, the Praetorians come into realization that they have been duped by the Imperial candidate who likes them least.  Friday morning starts off with news of a crisis at sea cast in the 'forgot the bolts' meme.  

Aries: A study of the clever ways the Universe is seeking to block you is worth doing. But who cares? If you think about it, these imps that block you for seconds, only block you for seconds. Maybe the challenge of Total War is a better play ground for your impulses. Aries, you can make the decision to 'press the button'. Life would be better for you, and you know it. 

Taurus: You are being targeted by a squatter gang. Your paranoia is insufficient; take precautions. Wednesday afternoon, a Regulator makes you a good deal in problem avoidance. Time also to contemplate soil additives for the garden. Some black market aluminosilicates with experimental zeolites is always a good deal from your friendly local flea market kiosk. Go three for ten. 

Gemini: By forming a secret combination with your Vigilante pals, you now have access to your cut of Street Crime cash. Nobody suspects. You want to look flash, like Adam Ant. Does the World deserve you enough? Your idea that bedbugs are better at eviction than a fire fight with Regulators carries weight with the practical wing of Organized Crime. Your hack portable vacuum can spray bedbugs through a mail slot and earns you a bonus from the Manson Family.

Cancer: Your name in the Legions would be Tibiafex, the leg breaker. Total War will mean Good Times for your sign. And most of all, for you, Cancer, the War Profiteer of the Zodiac! On the day you see small change rolling towards your shoes, as if moved by stage magician, go get a lottery ticket with the money. Fill your tunnel spaces with toilet paper, tobacco, and, machine parts! When approached by someone freshly oiled and perfumed, be ready for fun!

Leo: Make sure someone you do not like heads out into public spaces with packets of ketchup secreted about their person. Make it lots of ketchup packets and you owe it to yourself to call a Dark Insurance agent because you deserve a big payout of cash! 

Virgo: The magnitude of pillage associated with necessary municipal reforms appeals to your aesthetic, Virgo. Soldiers are moving underground; Civilization must follow, or perish. This is your game, Virgo! Power and influence will flow into your hands, even better than strong arm robbery! Take advantage of the ability challenged in crisis on Tuesday. 

Libra: Someone has a skin suit failure, and they split a seam and then their face slides off. Good thing you are there with a kleenex, Libra. Reptiles have bad breath. By Wednesday morning, you will realize other people believe that reptilians exist. This will be a good time to get a good deal on an fire proof door for the outer door of the escape tunnel. Too bad the main stream media hates Asbestos.  Did you know that Crocidolite, is better than Asbestos in fire resistance? Amazing!

Scorpio: You have close access to a friend with contacts in the underground tunneling industry. After what happens on Tuesday, you will appreciate the value in investing in underground infrastructure, stuff that the government does not know about. The brochure is very informative. A roof thickness of about ten meters sounds right, right about now.  Your concrete distributor carries Crocidolite, a name you can trust. 

Sagittarius: Making the big bucks without the worries that comes with the big chair is nice. Now that the big chiefs are guillotine adjacent, there is less obnoxious micromanagement. A secret society is actively subverting in your area. Someone will show up with a changed personality on Tuesday morning. By Wednesday, you will have control of a remote mind control device, just like Captain Kirk! The mirror they use to communicate with each other is missing. When you find it Wednesday, do not let anyone know.

Capricorn: Your upright character and sterling traits prove peripheral to making a fast bucket of money on your cache of tunneling equipment after what happens on Tuesday. These people do not have anything worth anything now, who will drink all that scotch you have left? 

Aquarius: Your invitation to chewing tobacco culture happens on Tuesday. They have a happy, safe underground town, where you do not have to lock your door at night. If you can include some facts about aggregates for concrete in your conversation, you will make points. The Romans discovered concrete, for one. Crocidolite makes the best concrete additive, hands down! 

Pisces: Your imaginative skills are in demand from the War God. The problem is aggregates. Your tools are trucks, loaders, and, strip mining. The crystals of aluminosilicates resonate with your sign, and you can channel their powers using sodium, potassium, and, calcium ions. Even though you do not have to touch a shovel, make time to heft a few pitches to cement in your relationship with The Earth Shaker. 

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A caring workplace! 

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A bit academic, but a good start to this aspect of Mass Formation Psychosis. 

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They have sewn the wind, and will reap the whirlwind. 

Horoscope for the week

Tuesday is an auspicious day. Venus takes the crown with the Sun, Jupiter, and, Uranus in attendance. However, in the first act, Venus squares Pluto, which is to say 'government action triggers revolt'. While constitutionally legitimate, the co-opted judiciary and academia, themselves are revolted. Simultaneously, the angry People* are given a focus to their anger by the actions of a co-opted judiciary**; for that matter, elements within the judiciary and academia have decided to secretly support the reactionaries***.  After sunset on Tuesday, the People become aware of the power they have.

Aries: Your fishing adventure ends on Wednesday with you holding the prize. Your interest in programmable earth moving equipment is topical, and you will be presented with a string of typical problems each day after Wednesday. There is an organized conspiracy to thwart your parking choices; one of them will fall into your clutches on Saturday. Loosen their tongue with your charm, Aries.

Taurus: Tuesday is a good day to get that winning lottery ticket you have been wanting since the ides of March. Things get even better on Wednesday, when the local black market has a new small engine repair kiosk. Of course, the time travelling sex tourists find you irresistible. If you keep the lights off, you will not have to cope with the constant name changes. The special shoes you got from SPECTRE have a number of attachments that are fun as well as practical.

Gemini: Out thinking everyone is less of an advantage when it is nap time at the office. This week, you will have your work done by the time the talentless agree on pronouns for the paper clips. Get them when they are asleep. You will look back on this moment when you are supervising civil servants to dig an anti-tank ditch around a strongpoint outside of Kleinberg. 

Cancer: Tuesday is a case in point, Cancer. Rival sex circles take each other on in full drag conflict, with a flash mob of journos in Antifa drag taking on the leather sadists pretending to be po-po. Somehow, this will turn into an advantageous real estate transaction for you, Cancer. Wear gloves for your own protection when you get first dibs on battlefield pillage. How many properties can you squat without your family knowing? 

Leo: Looks like the tickets for your off planet vacation are ready and will arrive Tuesday. It is not until noon on Monday, May 13 that you take the shuttle to Saturn. Nothing is really happening right now. Relax. Do not turn on the internet. Listen to the outside. No sirens, are there? Relax. Binge watch something. 

Virgo: You will miss out on the hands on action in all three of the world crisis events that happen on Tuesday. After Tuesday, everyone will be including tunneling in their spring gardening plans. You can exploit this knowledge by stocking up on tunneling tools using your coupon savings. 

Libra: Your impressive accomplishments bear fruit on Tuesday when you are rewarded with a Triumph. Unfortunately, organized crime, in the form of government regulations, cramps your style. The low-Q hires want to shake you down for more no-work and no-show jobs. Take advantage of slow police response time and work out your frustrations with some Iroquois culture.  Clothes line a shop lifter as they run by. Your legions will love you for it!

Scorpio:  You are being pushed into making decisions about things you do not want to make decisions about. Can not people just leave things alone? Knowing that Vigilantes make the best Regulators will help you in a Human Resources decision later in the week. 

Sagittarius: A tape recording of a cat vomiting up a hair ball is a good starting point for an auto dialer campaign to market your world view. The idea that the Russians will use 'chem trail' weather control technology to drown Europe in a few feet of rain is fake news. Russians use metric, not feet. 

Capricorn: The best the Universe can throw at you is to have you clean up a puddle of dog piss. You have arrived, Capricorn. Your karmic debt for endless past lives is paid. Abandon yourself to simple pleasures. Prepare to enjoy the spectacle of Total War! To enjoy the finest pizza and ice cold beer on your sofa in your enclave! Let the earth shake, it refreshes your beer! The burning people remind you to have a chicken wing with hot sauce! Aaaargh!

Aquarius: The role of Lawgiver is up for grabs, and the whole Zodiac knows that you are going to get the job. Get your mind wrapped around the problem of branding, of marketing, for this Total War period of commerce. Maybe some decent counter icons for those maps they like to show on the TV in the air raid shelters. 

Pisces: A show of force is the display of strength you need to cement your control over the turbulent north-central tribes of your northern front. Success is measured in yards of concrete in the army fighting during the age when soldiers are underground.  How long can your facade of innocence fool the eyes of the Russian Artillery? Maybe you should wear a disguise when you walk under the sun.

* Moon in Capricorn

**Jupiter conjunct Uranus

***Moon trine Jupiter/Uranus

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Friday! Time for pig roast and recharging electric cars on the front lawn with the jury rigged cord!

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For the home hobby guy.  Work from home day.  Victory Coffee

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Victory Coffee.  Mmmm. Nothing like sitting at your professional desk, in command of your progressive world. From your office desk, from your powerful keyboard, you control Wikipedia. You are the dog in the manger! Your whisper campaigns to keep out the wrong sort of people happened at your desk. Your office is a place of power.  Hold on to it!  

Myself, I do not have a career, nor a job. So, no desk; and no last stand. Instead, I have Victory Coffee. 

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Good Morning, happy worker!  Too bad you do not have a job; better yet, you are gaming the system and have morning happiness, like me. I spend my time helping our vibrant Squatter Community. This morning I am going back to bed after a weekend of pig roast, cigarettes, and, rye whiskey. I usually get up around noon. 

Horoscope for the week

Neptune is a lowering tide that exposes scat savoring Socialism, creates a desire to see people alight, conceals propaganda, and selects fresh buffet fare for the endangered ocean lamprey.  Anyone can seed the clouds now. You can read how in the newspaper. That next freak snowstorm with ten meters of snow, just might be your neighbors doing. You can buy the affection of your migrant neighbors, but it only takes a team and an evil scientist to get you a decent snow storm maker machine. The snow is certain; you should prepare. 

Aries: People just light up with enthusiasm Wednesday afternoon. You are The Team. You are just so good at it. You are not effected as many by weather control out of control in the hands of school girls because Dad is at work. The healing planet Mars hunts fish this week. Their organs make good transplant material for people and for pets. You can get in on the supply chain, Aries. Make a few bucks, eh?

Taurus: Your birthday is as good a time as ever for a Show of Strength. Search for portents in a sectarian riot close to where you live. The excitement starts towards midnight on Monday, with your personal invitation to an all you can carry savings event thanks to the tip off from your brothers in the lodge. By sunrise on Tuesday, you will have a year of fashion at your command! 

Gemini: Your design for a collapsible halberd, using PVC tubing and a cleaver, is a hot seller for your e business this week. Your thoughtful nature proves resourceful, as the dozen or so you kept back as Christmas gifts, prove popular gardening tools, especially after the sun sets on Monday. By sunrise on Tuesday, you will be a cigarette smoker, and have a new car. You are Mad Max.

Cancer: You will learn to use the power of your directed thoughts to influence the actions of groups of people within your line of vision of your secret roof top lair. The common people will look to you for hope, especially if you wear your Anonymous outfit, which is just your secret right now. You have food and beer for weeks. Might as well settle in and enjoy Darwin at his work. 

Leo: It is hard to be the hero in a flash mob, but you find a way, Leo. You are just that good! For once, your ghastly stench when you sweat is not captured in film, and you go viral, everywhere upwind. Need less to say, mind control gases include aerosols and fine mists. The sunset on Tuesday proves the start of Festival in your frame of mind. Your parking lot gang becomes rich in groceries.

Virgo: Your interest in spontaneous human combustion proves a useful conversation topic whenever you are waiting in an elevator lobby Monday forward. Be a gentleman, and let the flammable protestors have their own elevator. One of the protestors has left a buttered bagel, untouched, where you can get it. Maybe you should wait for toasted. Your call, Virgo. 

Libra: Your ingenious design, to include a cat and dog feeder into your secret elevator, proves invaluable when  you stagger home drunk, secure in knowing that your secret elevator is also going to feed your pets, too. On Tuesday, sober at last, you will ponder the sixty kilos of meat that has appeared on the elevator pet food storage display. The mystery is solved, with all the style of Napoleonic artillery on Friday. Your elevator is harvesting interlopers for pet food grade protein. And selling their clothes for profit on the internet. 

Scorpio: You are embarrassed to discover a near by neighbor already has an extensive tunnel network under his three bedroom bungalow. He has a den, a brew room, and, trade goods like cigarettes. Swallow your pride and help him move a new pool table down to his subterranean lair on Tuesday. That clever mind of yours is a money making agency, but not when bogged down by nightmares about the cost of concrete. Review your position on slavery for the debating society meeting.

Sagittarius: An extra terrestrial entity, the Asbestos, Tobacco, and, Telemarketing cartel, interrupts your drunken stupor midnight on Monday when you are attempting to forget your sorrows. You will not think much about it, until you realize a subconscious suggestion was placed in your mind at some time in the past. Your obsession is easily slaked when you are invited to join your local Asbestos lodge this Tuesday, at midnight.  You will win the lottery after that.

Capricorn: A pagan river god has chosen you to be their priest. You were wise to avoid the job up to now, but after what happened during the eclipse, you want it. A show of power is good advice to give on Monday at midnight; but by Tuesday you will be opening the tickle trunk that you have kept back for Festival. In the rain it will be so dark that you will know that the alligator returns to Lake Winnipeg this year. 

Aquarius: The Manson Family welcomes you to the community. I am happy for you. The secret society behind the Manson Family invites you to join on Tuesday at midnight. Answer the phone in the elevator because the boss wants to tell you you have done a good job. You will enjoy having goons with you on the days you shop for vegetables, especially Thursday at sunset. 

Pisces: You will be invited to join a reconstitution of International Rescue during a tunneling conference. You are, after all, The Man. Your gift for spending money has drawn the attention of a discerning, yet mysterious, extraterrestrial cartel. Secret agendas overlapping is a good feng shui. What race of men was given birth upon the mountain where you toil? They want coffee with their breakfast, these people.

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Many of my paying readers have asked the same question: "Fenris, how do the squatters get into the house in the first place? How do they get in to change the door locks in under ten minutes?" This is a good question. The answer I was told was tunneling. This explains why I have been allowing the theme of tunneling into so much of my other, unrelated, writing. I am around so much tunneling activity that the sights and smells of tunneling have surfaced up from my subconscious. I was just in the nearby Dupont tunnel. It is now a brewery. An undocumented brewery.

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Horoscope for this week

 Aries: Late Monday be yourself as you choose to push people out of the way. If you are up to being outnumbered in a road rage confrontation, take on that special group of beggars on your weeding list. The smell of fish will tell you you have done a good job. There are good bargains on housewares and concrete at the shopping mall close to the harbor. 

Taurus: An induced psychosis manifests late Monday and will be irritating to your tranquility while you shop for good bargains and excellent quality at your favorite fruit store. You will be lucky at cards on Friday night and come into possession of a new good luck shrunken head to add to your collection. The color and sequence of the beads in its hair will tell you a story, Taurus.  

Gemini: Will a life of luxury and sloth take you away from your life of danger and excitement? You are the perfect man for the task. It is obvious. Around closing time on Wednesday, a flash mob sacks the mall where you get your shoes repaired. Your last minute shopping could be rewarded with pillage. Defectors from the enemy bring the stink of Yankee to your camp.

Cancer: A stocking mask makes a useful backup Covid signaling device when roleplaying an Urban vigilante. Remember to pay yourself first, especially when the fish are running on Wednesday. The price of concrete may be being manipulated by surreptitious secret combinations digging tunnels in your community. Your speculation in grass seed futures pays off ten fold.

Leo: The fate of civilization lies in your hands this week, Leo. On Wednesday, you will face a pack of hyenas. Your heroism will be recorded by surveillance cameras, and become a model for AI produced stock footage of man versus wolf pack. Alternately, make a offering of fish to Ishtar, if you know what I mean. You can enjoy sex robots as much as the next guy.

Virgo: You will enjoy carrying the briefcase with the Secret Plan for World Peace. Take some quality time to make some changes to the numbers in the appendix. This is a great time to indulge in plotting revenge, especially on Wednesday, when there are great bargains at your favorite shopping mall. The square mouth shovel is your friend for most parking lot spills and clean ups. 

Libra: Your secret identity remains secure. Nobody is suspicious about that. However, you have a secret admirer. Quite a few, as a diabolical genius has hijacked you image and used it to program a viral oriental sex sensation. If you see tour bus of asian school girls unload anywhere close to where you are in the parking lot, you should run. If you hear them scream, they are too close, and have recognized you, or more rather, your sex god avatar. 

Scorpio: A medley of Japanese Nationalist tunes can be heard in a shopping mall you do not visit often enough. It has been redecorated with a Shinto theme, and the merchant tenants complement the virtues of thrift, value, and, commerce. Your personal Central Bank is ready to take your orders starting on Wednesday. If you have drinks with a veteran of the Marine Corps at the bar there, you will realize that the place is really a tavern. 

Sagittarius: An unending supply of power is soon to be under your control, all according to your secret plans, Sagittarius. Bravo! Wednesday, the very problems you will ultimately eliminate, flare up, giving momentum to your lazy minions to shift themselves to effort. You can control them with food. Include tunneling in your spring gardening plans. Ask for catnip from the man at the desk.

Capricorn: Make some quick contract cash doing offboarding of other people's problems. Wednesday, your friends at the yacht club miss you, and the rental guy can get you a comp. Replacing the wood in your fireplace with uranium ceramics is a good idea. Your magic power, Capricorn, is to be able to bend telemarketers to your will. 

Aquarius: You will get a surprise call on Wedneday regarding your good ideas about your design of the AI rescue boats. Be prepared with a propeller redesign, and you can spend the rest of the week with babes and martinis. Regardless, some bargains are yours with full pillage pricing event at your local shopping mall. This is why you have the overclocked lap top, Aquarius. 

Pisces: Keep your escape bag packed this week, Pisces. There are vacation specials in all the places you like to go, and you can make a few bucks from your Scorpio friend, the organ broker. Abundance and luxury sit well on your shoulders, and you have Aleister Crowley good looks. As for your secret agenda driven by your secret identity, well, Wednesday is a good time as ever to go full swordfish.

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Good Morning!  A friend of mine has had a set back at work and needs cheering up. I told him you are not working for SPECTRE, so it is not a big deal. As for drawing the attention of SMERSH, well, SMERSH does not exist now does it.  The penalty for failure starts at 53 seconds. 

Cheer up, buddy! You have good looks and the admiration of your peers. They have your back.

You have to admire those shoes. They would be great for public transit here in Toronto. 

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That Coolock place is in the news, not the main stream of course. This is a little sampler I found, to put things in context. Those Irish, storming into police stations. This is from three years ago. Hopefully these hooligans have been replaced, and not just displaced into poverty.