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Gosh, this is only from three days ago. Has anyone told this settler colonialist that they were just stealing his car so they could go steal some food, and that is OK? 

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Inside Mitchieville

The Mayor of Mitchieville has wisely established a Mayor's Council concerning Recreation and Time Travel. The Mayor's Council concerning Recreation and Time Travel has issued a Safe Consumer Product advisory. I think we should pay attention. There are time travel scams out there, my fellow Mitchievillains, and we should be alert!

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Shit is going to get very real, apparently. With all those drones, soldiers are now 'underground'. Good thing we have gun control in Canada, and we have the Canadian War Machine to keep us safe from the Russian hordes.

The Elephant in the Room

The Elephant in the Room is a phrase I associate with endless hours of health and safety training. In common use amongst tradesmen, it was an awareness chant. Not no more.

Apparently, the phrase is being used to refer to The Diversity. As in, the many things you cannot talk about around them; how you have to just listen to things you find repulsive; how you have to just stand around things that are disgusting.  Apparently, it was one of the factions of The Diversity that moved the goal posts... and I cannot talk about the details of that, the inciting incident.  Apparently factions within The Diversity loathe each other more than they loathe white people.  Anyway, that faction started to use The Elephant in the Room to refer to unacceptable behavior traits. 

If you do travel about Toronto, you will notice that some construction workers do not wear hard hats.  If you are observant, you will also notice an absence of green patch boots. As for the rest of what is going on in the construction trades with the failed assimilation of some cultures of The Diversity, I cannot talk about. Within the construction trades, the use of The Elephant in the Room, as coded language for things repulsive and loathsome, is now being suppressed. 

So, shut up your mouth. This is not something to gawp about, like a derailed subway, a gas main explosion, or, an erupting sewer. 

Be ready to abort The Elephant in the Room from your vocabulary; and be prepared to have all documents (you know, Health and Safety training stuff) purged of this now offensive phrase. 

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.

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 My neighborhood does not look like this.  My neighborhood has graffiti, murder, and, never a Canadian Flag. I would show a clip of my neighborhood, but, except for the diversity on parade, it is not as nice as this.

Horoscope for the week of March 17, 2024

Xipe Totec manifests in the distributed computer networks of the Ontario financial sector. Beware of offers of reskinning. 

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Too many elephants in the room here, but the video does touch on a few points.

You can reach the Mayor on Telegram now,

https://t.me/s/mitchieville

He is happy to listen to you. 

Horoscope for the week of March 10, 2024

 Xipe Totec reveals himself in financial services sector software. The reskinning of software engines has awoken something. Expect to see ectoplasm manifestations around cash machines. A face watching you from inside your computer screen could frighten some people ... but you have your weekly horoscope to guide you around resurgent supernatural forces. Here is the horoscope for the week of March 10, 2024.

The Lifelong Learner

 

They are digging tunnels, the hobbitses. Goat eating hobbits. Tasty goat, pieces and bits! Secrets. Secret tunnels. Shifty bags of dirty and stone. Dusty smell of elvish bones! Speak of war; war back home. They eat goat and bread and cheese; in scraps where they eat for lunch and tea. Tasty goat, Toronto hobbit tunnel fare.

Top five poor food choices of the Dark Ages

From the Christmas Kitchen Supplement to the December edition of Serial Killers' Monthly Magazine come the top five poor food choices of the Dark Ages.  

The lifelong learner

 

It is Toronto tradition. Yes. The people here would paint their skins blue, dye their hair red, and, launch raids into Ulster. For plunder. Of course, we do not do that any more. No, we go to the Eaton's Center.

Yes, it is funny. The plundering! People are always happy when they are plundering. Better than the white man's Christmas! But, the Toronto Scots, we do not do that any more. We keep the tradition alive by wearing tartans, eating shortbread, and, putting whiskey in breakfast oatmeal. Mmmm. Oatmeal!

When you wear tartan, it is to remind you of the sacrifice of your Scottish ancestors who would paint themselves blue and hide in a mud pit, breathing through a tube, and rise out of the muck to grapple with a passing Ulsterman. Shortbread is to remind you of the blue painted Scots who wait patiently in a tree to drop on unsuspecting passers by. They only had shortbread to eat while they waited. As for the tradition of whiskey, it is to remind the blue painted Scots of the difference between the whiskey oatmeal (which takes on the golden coloring of that elixir) and the 'thank you for open borders' yellow liquid oatmeal left in an empty, pillaged barn. 

You should go to the Eaton's Center.  It is like 800 A.D. all over again! 

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care. 

A visit to the supermarket

 

My supermarket has a big parking lot.  It is so big that it is half empty most of the time. I like to look at the cars and people as I walk by. The half empty part of the parking lot is not so empty. There is some guy selling stuff out of the back of his station wagon. I have a nose for value. Let us check it out!

The Pentagram Method

Access means infiltration. The objective of infiltration is Accommodation.

Horoscope for the week of March 03, 2024

 

Astrology can guide you. It is a friend that takes you by the hand and takes you towards your destiny. This is the Horoscope for the week of March 3rd, 2024.