Horoscope for the week of December 10, 2023

The week begins with the Moon in the Scorpio which means frisky.  It is the strength of mind to chew off one of your own fingers to get a free shopping cart.  Intense, but effective; so Scorpio. The mob awakes from a spell and changes consumer spending.  All week, baby.  But, what about you? Your destiny is written in the stars! 

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 Victory Coffee.  Something a little upbeat for the weekend.

Toronto, The City of Light

I had to go to work today and I am resentful. I get paid to work from home.  I am a Human Resources professional.  It says so on my card.  Some staff unit had cooked off.  So what?  Happens all the time.  But, aw shit, I was on the cover up team today.  I had to take transit, and I loathe the TTC. 

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 Friday.  You did not get fired yesterday for being non-POC.  Unless you have already embraced bum life and become a welfare parasite, like me.  I never worry about getting fired.  I worry about having things to do as I leisure my way forward.  Here is a good craft suggestion ... Victory Coffee!

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 It is Pearl Harbor day, but that has been scrubbed.  So here is something from Wexford, the Wexford that Wexford in Scarborough is named after. Pearl Harbor will never happen again because of gun control.

Top five winning policies to get Justin Trudeau elected

The noxious spread of untruth is a blight upon the land. These are the top five winning Policies to get Justin Trudeau re-elected, from the Politics section of Serial Killers' Monthly Magazine, January edition.

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Victory Coffee!  I gave up working for being a bum, thank you tax payers!  Now for some rum!

I have a full day of plotting, working on devices, and, networking with like minded folks.  And that calls for Victory Coffee.

Professor Bob

Gettin’ Paid for Gettin’ Laid. 

Yep, it’s true.!!! Stop the presses, re-write the headline, this is big news, the story of the century. This will re-write history.

NOT!!

Men and women are different. As if you hadn’t noticed. Evolution has pushed the two sexes apart, in many ways. 

How many guys have wondered about their partner’s ability to get lost?? When they have specific directions, like 5 blocks, turn right, next lights, turn left, stop at number 161 Apple Avenue, they get lost. Like, is your brain made of tofu?? 

Women, why doesn’t the guy get it?? He watched you drool all over your cousins patio set, you left a flyer on the back of the toilet, stopped at the patio sets in Home Repo, talked about having people over for a barbeque, did everything but send him a registered letter, and he asks, “What to get for the house??” Like, is your brain made of tofu??

Listen, guys, for millions of years, it was your job to go hunting and bring back the bacon or antelope, or paddle off over the horizon in search of fish. The guy who got lost, while carrying a haunch of meat, ended up being late night dinner for the local predator. Getting lost in the jungle was a deadly mistake. Talking scared away the prey. Call it evolution in action. 

Ladies, for millions of years, it was your job to care for the kids, keep the home fires burning, arranged communal activities and division of labor, read the look on someone’s face, and settle disputes between those brain dead guys. Talking and listening prevent spear fights and dead people, which are bad for the survival of the community. More evolution in action. 

So why be surprised when a noted journal asks, “Why do men buy sex???” Why are some women willing to trade sex for resources?? Evolution says that a man’s best chance for passing his genes into the next generation is to have many kids with different women. A woman’s best chance is to see that the few children she can have in her lifetime get well carried for. This has been true for millions of years. Again, evolution in action.

Women have a problem with daddy material and husband material. Attracting a guy with the best genes is much, much easier than keeping him around after the act. The best husband material she can attract, the one least likely to stray, is likely not the best daddy material. And the guys know this is true. More evolution in action. A woman is always certain who the mother of her kids is. A man can never be sure who is the father. These are politically incorrect things to say. Too bad they are true.

If you like, go read the article. Everybody has their own take, depending on the author’s sex and culture. One thing for sure, it truly is “The Oldest Profession.”

  

LOL 

Professor Bob

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Professor Bob will be with us today at 4:00 pm.  This short reminds me of working in construction. Victory Coffee.

Top five rationalizations to turn your Racist Irish knicknacks woke.

The burden of the spread of untruth is bad. The latest thing is the racist Irish.  Everyone has co-opted Irish culture and sports Irish knickknacks.  Your knickknackery could be your downfall around woke informants.  So, fresh from the Christmas edition of Serial Killers' Monthly Magazine, here are the Top five rationalizations to turn your Racist Irish knickknacks woke. 

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 Nobody works anymore.  Atlas shrugged and is off to the black market.  It is Sunday, a day for side hustles for cash, and keeping the paperwork up to date for your monthly parasite money.  Becoming a Lamprey-Canadian was my best financial move to date!  I enjoy my Victory Coffee.  I also need a project to work on today.

Horoscope for the week of December 3, 2023

Add to your list of top ten things to not talk about: "When is the next atrocity?"  Could be today! So, a feeling of relief came over me when I saw that this week begins with the Moon in Leo.  Then, Tuesday, a notable falls, with the mob held back by the law.  Thursday, a critical mass awaken from delusion. The awakening continues for the rest of the week.  Indeed, the future is written in the Stars!

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Parents of young boys should watch this and realize the importance of keeping your son's first play dress.  When the woke commissar waddles over to envelop you in a cloud of yeast aroma, you can use this as a talking point.  Victory Coffee!

Top five anti-Irish things to say at work to keep your woke job

You cannot really heap enough scorn upon the Irish.  It is the current thing.  And having some fresh talking points for casual conversation at work will spark sparkle bunny thoughts in Rainbow Command.  Maybe the sex tape you made for the internal job application is not a winner.  Well, here are the top five anti-Irish things to say!

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Unpack your fanny pack of privilege and embrace happiness. Here is a musical offering from a musical family, the Manson family. Some people are afraid of the Manson family, but that is just racism. The white people you should be afraid of are white people with jobs, property, family. They have something to lose. You have Victory Coffee.