Horoscope for the week of 31 December, 2024

There is activity, but it is below the radar.  Our elites are having a busy time celebrating Xmas in their safe places, having a squeeky good time in their fashionable fetish gear.  There is much regurgitation of main stream media memes, but for those left off the invite list for Epstein Island, different thoughts. Tuesday, the groomer adjacent start to scrub their timelines.  Friday, the War God starts to attend quality control meetings.  A bit late, as all will realize after what happens Saturday.  If only coach Don Cherry was around to tell them about catch up hockey.  Your destiny is written in the stars!  Let astrology give you the heads up on when to keep your head down! 

Top 5 New Years Resolutions that will destroy your career

You can lose your job for having a politically incorrect New Years resolution.  Keeping on top of the moving goal posts is a challenge.  Avoid entrapment by rent seekers this year with this good advice.  Here are the Top 5 New Years Resolutions that will destroy your career. 

Top 5 new tools for woke Actuaries

Anyone who has printed up business cards at home knows that putting Actuary on their card is a good career move.  But it keeps getting better for un documented Actuaries, and the Actuary adjacent!   Here are the top 5 new tools for woke Actuaries:

Top 5 reasons for far right fanatics to support Universal Basic Income

I asked an economist about UBI. He said it removes the incentive to work. I would ask a politician but you cannot get close to them for a conversation any more. Between the security and the vengeful mob, there is no polite discourse. Nobody has any doubts that UBI is the carrot that will get Justin a majority in the next election. UBI will do a Pearl Harbor on Capitalism, eh. It is hard to exploit the working man when there is no working man. UBI removes the incentive to work, but there is the bright side for far right fanatics. Here are the top 5 reasons.

Professor Bob

Choose

You likely have listened to kids playing in a sandbox or a playhouse, and have seen them get into some sort of an argument. They can easily escalate to a shouting match, where one or the other or both disavow their friendship. They may angrily shout they will never be friends and never speak again. They might divide the play area in half, move to opposite ends of the sandbox and ignore each after a few more insults. 

But go back in an hour and you will likely discover they have patched up their differences. 

They are playing together, friends again, their disagreement forgotten. How do they do that? Why do they do that? The answer is simple. They choose happiness over righteousness. 

Season’s greetings, my friends. There is much to be learned from the young. 

 Professor Bob

Victory Coffee

 Do I need to explain myself?  Victory Coffee.

Top 5 last minute Xmas gifts!

Here at Mitchieville, we care.  There is always someone late to your Xmas list, so here are the Top 5 last minute Xmas gifts.

Horoscope for the week of December 24, 2023

The month of Santa has just started.  Xmas will be a little different this year, but then again, it will be more like itself.  Santa still makes lists, but people have been a little sluggish about the 'nice' part, instead pushing ahead with lubricated joy after the 'naughty' part.  Well, astrology has the heads up on when you should keep your head down.  Stay away from crowds.  

Top 5 household radiation leak hacks

Now that the bug eating government has convinced everyone that the law is myopic and fickle, you can use all your favorite radioactive kitchen accessories.  Open borders shipping means you can access a diversity of goods and devices.  And do not talk about all the wonderful stuff you can get with your rubles.  Anyway, you need to know the Top 5 household radiation leak hacks.

Victory Coffee

This video clip reminds me of my time in the Motorcycle Anti-Tank Rifle unit based out of Hillsburgh, Ontario.  In the heart of every Canadian Forces soldier is the dream to be a part of the Warsaw Pact family of Armies.  Nobody really likes the Americans that much, really.  A mighty Guards Tank Army should have forward positions at Coutts, Alberta.  Sigh.  Anyway, the government would not give us anything like weapons and ammo,  so a generous benefactor, a captain of industry, gave us the tanks and weapons we needed.  It was the Cold War, so he bought them from Romania. The officers mess has pictures of Ceausescu giving our colonel in chief (at the time) the keys to a tank.  For years, I thought he was a car salesman.  Victory Coffee.

Bran Muffin at Bedtime

 Watch this a few times.  This is Ireland, today.  

https://x.com/valerie70154568/status/1704505043397857654?s=20

The gentleman being accompanied by the Garda has his own wiki page.  

Wow.  

Victory Coffee

This clip makes me angry.  It does not reflect the diversity.  I like to watch it and think about using AI to make it reflect the perfect Harvard-Person.  First of all, they would have to keep their doors locked.  And these people, they stink of honest work; that is hate towards perfume Karens.  Where are the oppressed Qwerty?  Oh well.  Remember to tell HR that you hate America.  Victory Coffee.

Professor Bob

Enough, Already 

Is it enough? What is enough? Do I have enough? Have I done enough? 

The dictionary says: occurring in such quantity, quality, or scope as to fully meet demands, needs, or expectations. 

Crap!! That is no help at all!!

Victory Coffee

 Sing to your plants today.  Victory Coffee...

Top five ways to make your shopping experience in Toronto the best of the year!

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