Are you looking to find 5 Star hotels for as little as $5 a night?
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Unlock the secret to unbeatable hotel prices with my travel hacking revelation! Dive into the world of dynamic pricing, where hotels base their rates on demand and seasonal variations. Timing is everything - discover the optimal booking windows to secure the lowest prices for your dream accommodations!
I just stayed at the Excelsior Hotel Gallia in Milan, Italy, for 3 nights, and it cost me less than a pack of cigarettes. Plus, breakfast was included!
As a savvy traveler, gain access to exclusive member-only deals through loyalty programs and secret portals. Picture yourself enjoying unbeatable discounts and special perks reserved for the elite insider community.
Last week I stayed at the Hotel De Crillon in Paris, France, for 4 days. I stayed in an upgraded suite for only $9 a night! I even took the bathrobe home with me!
Become a ninja of cancelling and rebooking strategically, ensuring you never overpay for the same room. Bundle and save by combining your hotel stay with other travel essentials, creating personalized packages that slash costs.
Next week I have the whole west wing booked at the Principal Hotel in Madrid, Spain. My whole hockey team will be there. We're going to get lit! Go Bulldogs!
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The answer to your question is no. I stopped travelling when the ability-challenged brought in the Vax. Believe me, you do not want to be around vaxed people. If they aren't having heart croak, they are having cancer; and now, you get the turbo dementia. None of which I want to have in my (mandatory vaxed) air crew. As far as travel to the diversity world, I can just head to downtown for car jacking, purse snatching, and, plenty of spit in the food.
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