Child Respiratory Sickness Overloads China's Hospitals
Available data suggests rates of flu-like illnesses are more than double those of recent years, but authorities have urged calm, attributing the rise in cases to the beginning of the first flu season since pandemic restrictions were lifted.
Relax, it's not covid. It's pneumonia, probably. Or something else. But not covid.
Anyway, here's a little word of advice for you when this finally hits our shores and starts decimating our elderly population - wear a mask and get multiple vaccine shots. That seemed to really help the first time around, and I'm sure this will be our silver bullet to health this time around, as well. And stay home, and vote liberal.
Nutrient Found In Beef & Dairy Improves Immune Response To Cancer
Trans-vaccenic acid (TVA), a long-chain fatty acid found in meat and dairy products from grazing animals such as cows and sheep, improves the ability
This study was obviously done in order to make the *what are your dairy-free options?* crowd go insane. Btw, a punch in the face is a dairy-free option. Just sayin'.
It's almost as if all the negative things you have heard about meat and dairy in the last 30 years have been nothing but a bunch of lying horseshit. But how can that be when the most effeminate men in the world say otherwise?
Smdh.
Aaaaaand, White Lung Pneumonia Is Here
Doctors in parts of Massachusetts and Ohio are reporting a spike in child pneumonia cases similar to the outbreak spreading in China and parts of Europe.
In Warren County, just 30 miles outside Cincinnati, there have been 142 pediatric cases of the condition — dubbed 'white lung syndrome' — since August, a figure health officials there described as 'extremely high'.
According to officials, this is no big deal and there isn't anything to worry about. Keep in mind though, these are the same officials who were 100% wrong about every last detail associated with covid the first time around.
Sleep well tonight.
Thank you. I needed that.
ReplyDeleteWhite lung pneumonia is racist.
ReplyDeleteIf it's true that white lung pneumonia is racist, then guaranteed it will be eradicated immediately.
ReplyDeleteIt could be structurally racist. Then it could never be eradicated and we'd all just have to be punished for it. That would be completely unacceptable.
DeleteUnless, of course, I get to do the punishing. What do you think, your Worship, does Mitchieville need a Punishment Officer? I'm open to reasonable offers.
Mitchieville certainly could use a new Punishment Officer. The last one we had mysteriously disappeared about 6 months ago. Apparently, he had some information regarding the Moderna vax-shot, and we haven't heard from him since.
ReplyDeleteI'll forward your info onto Fenris. We are always looking for good men. In this case, being bad probably wouldn't be a bad thing, either.
You mean the Witchfinder General? According to the Forest Charter of King John, we are supposed to have one. The province is supposed to send us ten guineas and sixpence per annum.
ReplyDeleteSorry, no guineas. Only British and Irish, thanks.
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