Horoscope for the week

 Aries: Looks like you are in the spotlight this week, Aries. Take your pick: early in the week, you are the one time pad decrypt champ; Tuesday and Wednesday, you are the hero in the kitchen clean up department; Thursday and Friday, the wonderful person who remembers to buy that winning lottery ticket. You are the center of attention at the weekend whoop up. 

Taurus: You are a font of sage investment advice, except for Tuesday, when your earth centered wisdom runs contrary to narrow minded pedants who do not share the big picture. Pay attention Thursday to where Thor's hammer lands: this will be a good place for future investment. Friday, you are in peril of running afoul of Traffic cops looking for ticket revenue.

Gemini: Drinking yourself into a stupor was never really attractive, and this week you will have the opportunity to step over drink sodden bums, and dodge the attention of malodorous street people seeking to clean your windows with stale urine. Your insights will put perspective on your career building agenda, especially when you share public transit with a reeking peasant who could be your bosses twin.

Cancer: Good things happen this week when that alien artifact you keep in your kitchen proves effective at exterminating insect pests. If you are curious about how it works, read up on Klystron tubes and particle beams. Science is fun! Do not sit in the seat that the bedbug infested bum was sitting in at the library. Unless you take your alien artifact with you to public places.

Leo: An opportunity to cavort at an all desires orgy will occur on Friday. Just pretend to resist when the man in the rubber suit pulls you through the hidden door into the chamber that reeks of pot smoke. Avoid dehydration by keep up your liquid intake. As for the 'invasion from space' rumors on Thursday, just ignore them. You have an important orgy to attend, and you will need your rest.

Virgo: Your invitation to a free sex hippie chick commune manifests late in the week, after a few hours into your traditional weekend debauch. Do not let the numerous Manson family posters and MAGA hats distract you from slaking your lusts and indulging in the all you can eat buffet. Where do they get these delicacies? Face it, Virgo, you have the allure of a Greek god.

Libra: Serious matters take up your week, Libra. As for the angry old person driving illegally in a highly inflammable car on Tuesday, just shrug it off and save your flare gun for rescue situations, which is why it is under your drivers seat in the first place. Oh, and on Thursday, your wise investments in a survivalist tunnel prove vindicated by the latest developments in military weaponry. Investments in munitions stocks will pad your retirement nest egg.

Scorpio: Your hidden surveillance system proves itself yet again when you learn the truth about dealing from the bottom of the deck in games of Uno. While your thoughts may wander to disintegration chambers and airlocks, buck up, Scorpio. Even you have a thing to learn about keeping cool at games of chance. James Bond is a Scorpio.

Sagittarius: Front-running the MAGA betting block on Donald Trumps nominees will pay off big this week, Sagittarius. Your hedge bets on a position for Alex Jones will get you some surprise tickets to the Taylor Swift Eras Tour in Vancouver. A senior member of an Organized Crime family will be sitting beside you: take your business card, you wonder person!

Capricorn: When you realize that the drivers on public transit are listening to Rockabilly you will know you have entered a parallel universe. If you want to get back to your universe, I suggest not paying attention and enjoying the fact that you will get where you want to go so much faster. Things are going according to plan, anyway.

Aquarius: An orbiting space fleet is looking for 'native guides' for crew on leave, visiting your town. Wow, what an opportunity to learn about other planets! Mind you, these guys can really pound back the liquor, so take them to some place where 'it ain't fun unless it's action packed'. Do not take them to the dog fights, though.

Pisces: The peace and tranquility you feel is not shared by others. Use a subliminal message tape based on the song 'Oh, What a Beautiful Morning' to brain wash them. It is a great tune, too. Be careful, the other track on the message tape is some sort of Rockabilly used by space aliens to motivate their pilots.  

Horoscope for the week

Aries: Have you made your peace with the immanent return of Elvis, as King? You heard it here first, Aries. Expect basements to flood soon enough, so pad your insurance claim with receipts and move the valuables out. Make sure the one way valve on the sewer line actually works this time.

Taurus: Your time traveling buddies will be vanishing into thin air, except for the new one who just showed up in poor circumstances. This new one is from the future of the ones who fixed your computer. Someone is in for a surprise, but it will not be you. Put aside the magic peas for planting in the spring.

Gemini: The earth trembles at what you about to accomplish! Your enemies scatter like the rodents they are. Watch them fight over economy class tickets for their escape flights! Gloat as they accept no star rating hotels in bad neighborhoods!

Cancer: You will be invited to join a hippie chick free sex commune, located not far from where you live. Your lavish secret lair could be redecorated, and change the default air freshener scent from pine to patchouli. You do have a good supply of black lights, so get some posters, lava lamps, and go full Timothy Leary!

Leo: You should spend more time and money on upgrading your wardrobe to take advantage of regime change. Starting up your own 'raccoon whisperer' site could be a game changer, both financially and in romance. Your ability to charm skunks is not a trait other people have: be careful whom you invite into the pantry.

Virgo: A disinformation campaign comes to an end when the cabal behind it finds itself out of power, exposed, and, fleeing outraged mobs. Being the helpful person who has some feather pillows, tar, and, fixings for placards, will win you some social credit in the new order. Bigly!

Libra: You might want to study the military campaign on Klendathu for some insights into how the old boss is running things into the ground. Keep this in mind when you check the air supply in his escape pod. Of course, replacing those tasty granola bars with condoms and lube would be a nice way to say good bye to the old order. You care, Libra.

Scorpio: A sudden drop in tunneling projects cuts into your cash flow and could downgrade your outlook. Actually, your future is so bright, you need new sunglasses with all the latest features! Inspiration will grab you after your evening whisky, and give you confidence to turn victory into greater victory!

Sagittarius: The viral success of 'raccoon whisperer' accounts will give you pause to reconsider your current high effort project. Maybe you should listen to a 'get rich quick' artist and be inspired to achieve greatness. Thulsa Doom is a Sagittarius. You can leave the changing into a snake for experts.

Capricorn: An important benchmark is passed on your plans for total world domination. Wipe that gloat off your face and save it for your sanctum and your sex kittens. On Thursday, keep your mouth shut in court and let the paid help do the talking.

Aquarius: Things are going to go boom in your world next week, so this week do a sweep of your dusty places for incorrectly stored pesticides and things that detonate. Sweaty candles? They belong in the neighbor's garage. You know which one.

Pisces: Make it happen, Pisces. Supernatural powers are yours to command. Personally, a meditation guided by Rockabilly will guide you to the true enlightenment faster than one of those patchouli standards.

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I am a Human Resources professional. It says so on my card. 

Now I have staff refusing to come to work because of road blockades.  I know they would prefer to work at home, so the high pH opinion of The Boss is that this is an excuse, evidence of mutiny. In his perfectly correct mind, these people are mutineers. He is allowed to spout offensive words and opinions: he has video of himself at the Pride parade, so Labor law does not apply. 

The few who made it into work yesterday (their scheduled 'work from the office day') spent a considerable amount of time researching the issue. What do you do if you are attacked in your car? What do you do? they want to know. They did no actual work. More dust on the files in the in baskets.

The collective opinion is that it is futile to reach out to Law Enforcement about the question about what to do if you are having your car pounded on by masked protestors. There is a diversity of reasons they do not trust Law Enforcement:

1) They come from a culture where you do not trust Law Enforcement, period.

2) They say that Law Enforcement has bent the knee (or brought coffee) to criminals, and cannot be trusted.

3) They say that Law Enforcement is rife with factions. The response to crime is contingent on the personal whims of the constable involved. 

They provided a considerable amount of paper from their research into the truth of points 2) and 3) above. I forget what happened to this report; and there are no fingerprints of mine on it, anyway. I wear gloves at my desk to prevent Covid. 

To complicate things, the senior manager over this group of departments (not The Boss, the guy subordinate to The Boss), has used his position of power to arrange a permanent 'work from home' status. The rumor mill has it that he has moved back to his homeland nation and has repurposed his Toronto condo into an undocumented 'AirBnB' revenue stream. This is another reason that his staff hate his guts. Some of the staff are studying ninjutsu, a martial art, to work off stress. 

OK. So begins the second week that the General Ledger is 'out of balance', and the various sub systems (Loans and Deposits) will only close out with a lavish number of single sided accounting entries. This is generally accepted by the secret combination of programmers who do these things, as well as The Boss, who refuses to make himself look bad to The Man because the books are out of whack, now out of whack for quite a few days. Should be a full month soon.  Month end is being prepared for fudging.  

I am glad that The Boss is willing to use his line editor to make the books look balanced. Those printed reports that go to The Man are truthy. The computer data, not quite the same. The senior mutineer, who provides the technical expertise in single sided entries, is proud of blackmailing The Boss into withholding his wrath on the mutineers. I trained him myself. 

As for the idea that staff can make a killing off of short selling the stock of their employer, I have no recollection, and nothing in writing, and never any of my fingerprints on anything. Timing is everything in the market, eh?

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.

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A walk in the park

 

I walk in the park and I am in love with Toronto again. It was the City of Light, tonight. As is my practice, I channel spirits, so I walk the streets, allowing the spirits to make their favorite selection of bodies to move in to. I was at Geary and Ossington, standing on top of the retaining wall. Jack, the tourist that Edgar Cayce warned you about, is here. 

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care. 

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Horoscope for the week

Soil mechanics figures prominently in the horoscope this week. Olivine is the mineral of the week, and can be used in meditation to commune with plutonic intellects. 

Aries: A sinkhole is forming close to where you usually park your car at the shopping mall. Tuesday, a patch of gravel lane abutting a retaining wall becomes quicksand, and you are the first to figure it out. To increase your stress level, try and warn people without being charged with racism.

Taurus: Your week begins with imposed burdens paired with unpleasant smells.  This is the astrological indicator of a 'neglected barn that needs a cleaning'. Nothing you cannot handle, Taurus.  The backhanded opportunity is the fact that you will own the barn yourself soon enough. On Tuesday, your helpful gesture is misinterpreted as a home invasion. Wear gloves, as well as a mask to accommodate peoples fear of disease at the hands of a disguised bacteria.  

Gemini: From the beginning of the week until Wednesday, you will both receive blessings as well as distribute them. Friday, you will have your hearts desire even as others receive theirs. Gold figures prominently, although silver, diamonds, and, rubies will show up on the baubles. 

Cancer: On Wednesday, you will meet with someone who shares your interest in urban tunneling. Your instinctive understanding of Terzaghi's equation makes you a natural, and your qualities show. Early Friday morning, a problem just goes away, leaving you a little bit sad, until you realize someone forgot a powerful Alien artifact, which, really, you know how to use to purposes much better than them.

Leo: Distortion in the Earth's magnetic field caused by a strange moving anomaly that follows you around some 40 kilometers below the Earth's crust works to your advantage, Leo. If you venture around fresh water, be prepared to be hailed as a hero, and receive fame and product endorsements. Dress your most wonderful self, and utilize your mastery of all weather make-up. This opportunity zone stretches from the start of the week until two in the afternoon on Tuesday. Friday is a good day to buy socks. 

Virgo: From Tuesday at two in the afternoon until Thursday at midnight expect many small blessings as an extraterrestrial domestic service device works its magic within a range of 3.14 meters of the tip of your nose. You will find the key to the tunnel in a fold in the sofa. 

Libra: Strong arm robbery was never your forte, Libra. However, using the internet you can find the right AI and components to construct your own domestic assistant between now and Wednesday. Be careful, as the AI knows a lot of history, and knows that 'domestic' used to refer to the elite guard that surrounded the Emperor. Friday, expect a present; unexpected or not, do your best Thank You.

Scorpio: The issue of controlling looting during air raids starts to show up during staff meetings. It is not a problem, but your sign is gifted with foresight in matters of Total War. Keep your opinion to yourself about credit card access to shelters until you see which way the wind is blowing.  On Friday, score a half price dinner with your winning smile.

Sagittarius: You are an immovable force and an irresistible object this week, Sagittarius. From Tuesday at two in the afternoon until Thursday at midnight you have the double dilemma of working with conflicting law codes with a pedant, acting in the absence of the sense of the spirit of the law.  

Capricorn: Thursday, you receive a communication from your friends in your past life in Atlantis. This will get you thinking about subsidence, surface liquification, and, the signs of mountain up thrust centered under Dundalk, Ontario. Real estate opportunities are there, but make sure your investment lots face the smoking mountain. Everyone loves a view!

Aquarius: Mars has plans for you, but next week. Expect some foreshadowing which will ramp up in intensity through the week. If your birthday is Valentine's Day, prepare a travel bag as your services are needed off planet. Routine maintenance of your tunneling machine is called for, but the issue has been overlooked. 

Pisces: The way things work has changed, and the changing has not stopped. In fact, some things just backfire, which will bring you a good portion of Schadenfreude on Tuesday, Thursday, and especially, Friday. A review of your personal Confined Spaces protocol is called for when you get 'Pack Your Own Parachute' in a fortune cookie. 

The image used shows the mythical figure of Fenris leading Tyr by the hand down the garden path to a happy Summer picnic. 

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Victory Coffee!  Just finishing up the weekly horoscope and this sure fits the theme. Remember, if you saw it coming, it is coming tomorrow! The time for warnings is past; now starts the Summer for the Sons of Mars. 

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Indeed, acceleration is the new norm. Take infrastructure, for example. It is falling apart; and it is falling apart faster!  I wonder how a collapsing Canada fits into the master plan of NATO. Maybe the Russians will go bankrupt rebuilding our infrastructure. 

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