The *Flatten the Curve* Festival kicks off in Mitchieville this weekend!
Despite challenges from the lingering effects of colonialism in Africa, the First People First Front comes out of the closet to market the un-documented *Flatten the Curve* Festival!
It would not be a Festival in Mitchieville without events!
Vax Clinic
Everyone in Mitchieville has a Vax Passport. You should too! Just step into Doctor M'bingo's authentic M'bingo people's community hut to pick up your Vax Passport. Discounts galore! Your Body; Your Choice! Your choice of jurisdiction, vaccine, and date! Ideal for replacement copies, gifts, or just to backdate your booster! If you self identify as vaxinated, you are entitled to the Vax Passport of your choice.
Witch Burning
Once suppressed by the evil Patriarchy, now let Freedom Reign and come and enjoy the sunset bonfire and witch burning every evening during the *Flatten the Curve* Festival. Just head down to Execution Square (formerly Shakespear Park) around sunset ... just head towards the warm glow! Three special guests have been invited; one for each evening of TERF cancellation.
Antifa merchandise tent
Everyone wants to Antifa! Could be for the extra grades in school by an adoring Bolshevik teacher; could be for the resume candy; could be for the experience of 'mostly peaceful'. But you can't mostly peacefully protest without fashionable footwear, hair dye, brass knuckles, and co-ordinates! This is the place to mask up before you go pillage a competitors business.
Come on down to Mitchieville! Just say you are undocumented and no rules apply!
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