Let Them In, It's Just The Flu, Bro!

As if Donald Trump needed more reasons to shut his country down to illegal invaders, here comes a story out of Panama that is sure to warm the cockles of your blackened heart:

Around 1,700 illegal migrants heading to the United States are being held in a jungle camp by Panama authorities after several cases of the new coronavirus were detected among them, an official source said.

"Seventeen migrants have been infected with the new coronavirus," the official source said on condition of anonymity. The infected people have already been removed from the camp.

 In other words, another caravan on the way to racysssss America. I remember the good old days when a caravan was a shitty minivan made by union thugs at GM. Now, a caravan means a posse of disease-ridden illegal invaders.

And who are these best-of-the-best invaders that are sure to make America just a little bit better than it currently is?

Despite the dangers, the border between Colombia and Panama has for years become a corridor for illegal immigration, mainly from Haiti, Cuba and Venezuela, but also more distant countries such as Bangladesh, Nepal, Congo and Cameroon.

The Mayor didn't know that six of those seven countries on that list are from South America. El stupido, Canadiana, eh?

The Mayor is positive that the bought-and-paid-for media were going to report on this disease caravan any second now, but first they were working on the latest *breaking news* that Donald Trump is a mean person and Joe Biden is the future.