Tuesday, April 21, 2020

Fly Me To The Moon


And let me play among the stars,
and let me see what spring is like
On a-Jupiter and Mars.

House arrest have you down? Tired of being tired, sick of being sick? Finding out that gaining 17 pounds in three week's isn't actually as rewarding as you once thought? Well, here's a little time-waster just waiting for your chubby fingers to click on:

Toronto Pearson Arrivals

Now you can look through all the arrivals from Canada, and internationally, that arrive daily at Canada's biggest (and hopefully most diverse, yuck yuck yuck) airport.



But wait! I thought international flights have been canceled, you say.
You say wrong, I say. Because they are coming in every day, I say. What say you?

As a matter of fact, even flights coming in from Vancouver will be a consortium of various flights from around the world. Meaning, the citizens are mostly NOT from Vancouver, but from France (no wuflu there), China (none there either), and various other not-wuflu hotspots.

Maybe all those folks are Canadian and are just coming home now, say you again. Maybe they are, say I. Maybe they are. Yuck yuck yuck, we so stupid.

Go enjoy your day. And when you're done, write a letter (or email) to your MP telling them how proud you are to be Canadian!

We stand on guard for thee.....

*And remember, that's just one airport in Canada accepting daily arrivals, don't forget Vancouver, Montreal, etc

1 comment:

  1. That automated border clearance kiosk is cool! The honor system is happy lucky honorable!

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