Your week begins with a Moon Mars conjunction in Aries. Do not get in the way of people. This 'dangerous crowds' phenomena rapidly tapers off. Two hours after midnight on Tuesday, the ruling elites have some unwelcome guests in their private enclaves, and their reactions will make the problem worse: something for Tuesday morning. Wednesday afternoon, around quitting time, the Praetorians come into realization that they have been duped by the Imperial candidate who likes them least. Friday morning starts off with news of a crisis at sea cast in the 'forgot the bolts' meme.
Aries: A study of the clever ways the Universe is seeking to block you is worth doing. But who cares? If you think about it, these imps that block you for seconds, only block you for seconds. Maybe the challenge of Total War is a better play ground for your impulses. Aries, you can make the decision to 'press the button'. Life would be better for you, and you know it.
Taurus: You are being targeted by a squatter gang. Your paranoia is insufficient; take precautions. Wednesday afternoon, a Regulator makes you a good deal in problem avoidance. Time also to contemplate soil additives for the garden. Some black market aluminosilicates with experimental zeolites is always a good deal from your friendly local flea market kiosk. Go three for ten.
Gemini: By forming a secret combination with your Vigilante pals, you now have access to your cut of Street Crime cash. Nobody suspects. You want to look flash, like Adam Ant. Does the World deserve you enough? Your idea that bedbugs are better at eviction than a fire fight with Regulators carries weight with the practical wing of Organized Crime. Your hack portable vacuum can spray bedbugs through a mail slot and earns you a bonus from the Manson Family.
Cancer: Your name in the Legions would be Tibiafex, the leg breaker. Total War will mean Good Times for your sign. And most of all, for you, Cancer, the War Profiteer of the Zodiac! On the day you see small change rolling towards your shoes, as if moved by stage magician, go get a lottery ticket with the money. Fill your tunnel spaces with toilet paper, tobacco, and, machine parts! When approached by someone freshly oiled and perfumed, be ready for fun!
Leo: Make sure someone you do not like heads out into public spaces with packets of ketchup secreted about their person. Make it lots of ketchup packets and you owe it to yourself to call a Dark Insurance agent because you deserve a big payout of cash!
Virgo: The magnitude of pillage associated with necessary municipal reforms appeals to your aesthetic, Virgo. Soldiers are moving underground; Civilization must follow, or perish. This is your game, Virgo! Power and influence will flow into your hands, even better than strong arm robbery! Take advantage of the ability challenged in crisis on Tuesday.
Libra: Someone has a skin suit failure, and they split a seam and then their face slides off. Good thing you are there with a kleenex, Libra. Reptiles have bad breath. By Wednesday morning, you will realize other people believe that reptilians exist. This will be a good time to get a good deal on an fire proof door for the outer door of the escape tunnel. Too bad the main stream media hates Asbestos. Did you know that Crocidolite, is better than Asbestos in fire resistance? Amazing!
Scorpio: You have close access to a friend with contacts in the underground tunneling industry. After what happens on Tuesday, you will appreciate the value in investing in underground infrastructure, stuff that the government does not know about. The brochure is very informative. A roof thickness of about ten meters sounds right, right about now. Your concrete distributor carries Crocidolite, a name you can trust.
Sagittarius: Making the big bucks without the worries that comes with the big chair is nice. Now that the big chiefs are guillotine adjacent, there is less obnoxious micromanagement. A secret society is actively subverting in your area. Someone will show up with a changed personality on Tuesday morning. By Wednesday, you will have control of a remote mind control device, just like Captain Kirk! The mirror they use to communicate with each other is missing. When you find it Wednesday, do not let anyone know.
Capricorn: Your upright character and sterling traits prove peripheral to making a fast bucket of money on your cache of tunneling equipment after what happens on Tuesday. These people do not have anything worth anything now, who will drink all that scotch you have left?
Aquarius: Your invitation to chewing tobacco culture happens on Tuesday. They have a happy, safe underground town, where you do not have to lock your door at night. If you can include some facts about aggregates for concrete in your conversation, you will make points. The Romans discovered concrete, for one. Crocidolite makes the best concrete additive, hands down!
Pisces: Your imaginative skills are in demand from the War God. The problem is aggregates. Your tools are trucks, loaders, and, strip mining. The crystals of aluminosilicates resonate with your sign, and you can channel their powers using sodium, potassium, and, calcium ions. Even though you do not have to touch a shovel, make time to heft a few pitches to cement in your relationship with The Earth Shaker.
