Aries: The madness does not really arrive in your neck of the woods this week, Aries. It is something you should be looking forward to, actually. Really, your reactions to sudden situations are legendary. You can practice your moves this week. How about count the times you get on an elevator with only one other person? And what about the wet footprints from someone wearing decent winter boots? Wonder what is at the end of that trail, eh? Take an inventory of your slash resistant office wear and move it to the front of your selections queue. Be prepared!
Taurus: Tuesday at midnight is when you get your reward for all this good behavior you have been putting in at the slave pit you call your place of employment. An invitation to a party which is a thinly veiled recruitment effort for a religious sect turns to your advantage when you are identified as one of the promised archons of The Prophecy. Cue the gift giving and the ritual sex that is a hallmark of your sign, Taurus! Enjoy!
Gemini: Moving into a more practical sphere of employment this week Gemini. You will find the farther underground you go, the people are both more serious and more practical. Knowing where the janitors closet is located is a career builder, and showing your team spirit to mop up after an interrogation will get your name moved up on the promotions list. Your ruthless suggestions and bold strategy will finally be appreciated.
Cancer: Keep back a few buckets of silver coins for your own enjoyment even as you conceal most of them in the walls of your bunker. There will be a time soon when the simple pleasure of running your fingers through a few of your soon to be priceless horde of coins will be a wholesome alternative to watching street people fight over scraps of food.
Leo: Monday at 3pm an opportunity comes your way, followed up with even more advantages accruing to you around 1am on Thursday. You can use your guile to figure out how to exploit these 'not regular business hours'. For insight, the temple of the prophet Apollo at Bassae was located at a remote location. It is worth the climb, Leo.
Virgo: People who get stuff done take a shine to your get stuff done approach. You will find the living arrangements in your new underground workplace to be champion. The best coffee, but it is serve yourself. Make friends with the minion who stocks the fridge. He does not talk much, but does have access to more wonders that you can realize.
Libra: Your subconscious wishes to communicate with you about the changes in society that are to come this year. Be open to the subliminal messages you shall receive this week. Monday and Wednesday are benchmarks for this purpose. Friday after midnight be prepared for a dream that will give you guidance.
Scorpio: Wednesday at midnight, be prepared to descend into the secret command post to do some serious planning for your year ahead. New tech is available for your amusement and edification. A new chapter is about to open up for you, and you are being introduced to the tools, skills, and co-workers for the great work you are destined to perform.
Sagittarius: You will find some serious, if mystical, personalities looking to you for guidance and direction. While this is at odds with your free range of freedom philosophy, you will realize that the society and the state are necessary boundaries within which personal freedom manifests. It makes sense, but you will finds these people are limited by language. Your job is to set them straight. Best done beside a fireplace with snacks.
Capricorn: The invisible abilities that manifest as limitations become observable to you in your quiet moments of contemplation. Profound realizations will come to you this week, Capricorn. Wednesday at midnight, keep a pen and paper handy.
Aquarius: Your role does not take the stage until April, and this week you will be dealing with once important ideas that have been left behind by events. Your mission, if you decide to accept it, is to comprehend the nature of the collective human mind in creating these, using them, and discarding them. You doing practical archeology this week.
Pisces: Invasions from the sea are not finished for the year, Pisces. Sea battles and struggles in the night will disturb you in real time, unless you pony up and accept the fact you are a receiver-transmitter on these frequencies. See that your minions take to their rowing benches on Wednesday. Watching black and white movies will be soothing.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.
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