Aries: You are a welcome ally in a conflict with the low trust mob this week, Aries. Expect to feel the satisfaction that comes from clothes lining a fleeing shoplifter, but remember to apply your ghetto conflict skills and watch behind your back for a loud blubber person in league with the stunned person in need of dental reconstruction surgery at your feet. Monday at 6pm the arena changes to the open road when your dash cam captures some viral video of an ability challenged transport driver unleashed on an unsuspecting public.
Taurus: Your dragon horde is quite safe, but you do have some lingering concerns when 10am Monday rolls around and you are moved to make a deposit of treasure. The best way to handle a problem is to cut it up into pieces. Do this with a song in your heart and you will not over feed the sausage machine of reason. Others prefer the wood chipper of AI, but there is the craftsman satisfaction in the motion of iron and steel to shape matter.
Gemini: You have an opportunity to make a quick buck in the shrunken head market this week which will complement your internet marketing skills. Thursday at noon a collision of restraining forces frees you up to do what you want, so be quick and get it done before the smell of burning wreckage is gone from the air.
Cancer: A well thought out plan to prepare another storage tunnel in your vast underground bunker complex yields a discovery of a forgotten stockpile of toilet paper and toothpaste. This mystery will unfold over the weeks to come.
Leo: Visualize yourself as being under the direction of a strict abbot. There is a spiritual strategy to the mundane tactics you are being exposed to. If you have the patience, discern the simmering conflict amongst your opponents. Keep fresh batteries in your Geiger counter.
Virgo: Spontaneous human combustion will happen to a stranger on Tuesday, so steer the people you care about away from questionable electrical devices and newly installed fare collection portals on public transit.
Libra: You are the brains of Victory this week, Libra. Your minions are in the front rank and are compelled by your will. The mob responds to your unspoken suggestions on Tuesday. Noon, Thursday, distribute the spoils to your followers and plant the seeds of future advancement.
Scorpio: Useful space alien technology comes into your control this week Scorpio. There are additional applications that can be turned to financial gain and relationship rewards at your finger tips. Watch from the sidelines on Tuesday as the mob clears your path.
Sagittarius: You are due to make a huge gain from overlooked assets this week. Tuesday, you will find a horde of silver. The letter of the law suits your purpose and advances your spirit of the law agenda. Victory at sea is forecast for your fleet.
Capricorn: Make a purposeful advance from your secure place and bask in the adoration of others. Silence is strength, but your observations will reinforce your self confidence. The spirit of Elvis is with you. Go clothes shopping.
Aquarius: A space alien derived software utility has installed itself on your phone. It has an agenda of romance for you, which could lead to great bargains in food shopping and notions for the home.
Pisces: A sinkhole swallows a rival. You have a mass and momentum advantage driving in fog, and the unwise cyclists who appear in your path will only end up in Valhalla because of past efforts.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.
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