Aries: There is no chain of command. You are the fulcrum for people seeking equilibrium; your sanity is just fine. Domestic duties are imposed, either need or to further your secret agenda. Either works. Early in the morning on Wednesday you may be pushed into doing something you want to do, so use your mastery of guile to do nothing and get the results you want.
Taurus: Leadership is making points appealing to the letter of the law, leaving the cleaning of the barn to you, Taurus. Of course, they wait until the end of the week to get around to getting you to get done some project high on your secret agenda list. Gratitude comes your way, so have your banking info handy for some quick deposits on your way home. Take the leftovers.
Gemini: You set the agenda with a pleasant climax on the weekend. This is a good week to keep track of your successes: you will be awarded a Triumph by the Senate and People of Rome for your efforts, but keep the receipts for the full refunds from the priests of Saturn.
Cancer: Right at the beginning of the week (around 6pm this Sunday) expect to level up in one of your skill sets. Stock up on winning lottery tickets early on Wednesday; certainly before you get to work. Your weekend will feature excessive pleasures as time travelers here for a sex vacation take a fancy to your legacy of antiquities.
Leo: As the week develops the answer to a pressing question will be answered as an accumulation of separately incomprehensible details. Saturday at 11pm you will discover that there are many people like minded to your world view. This will be an electric moment. Prepare for a leadership role when someone else is raised to the purple.
Virgo: You are victorious in struggles all through the week, Virgo. You will have to practice some offensive driving, but you will go viral and earn the prestige of a viral video on a 'Cars versus Pedestrians' channel. Nothing can go wrong on the weekend, so expect to have a wheel barrow of money given to you by a grateful universe.
Libra: Your good taste and digression put you in the spotlight when the mud encrusted peasants make a barn floor of a situation. You will avoid the riots and chaos on Wednesday because of a pressing obligation. There is no shame in wearing barn boots when you have to visit the barn.
Scorpio: Your legendary cool and split second reaction to danger is called into play this week, Scorpio. A crisis will disturb your sleep early on Wednesday morning, but the legions of Rome are there to deal with the actual problem. The People will admire your cool and put you on the short list for a leadership position. A valuable cheat code comes into your possession when you visit the library.
Sagittarius: Your mastery of the history of the Roman Empire is a transferable skill when you study ancient Egypt this week. You will notice some patterns which can put money in your pocket and keep you warm while others fight over the last rolls of toilet paper.
Capricorn: Sunday afternoon you will come to the attention of the leaderless mob, looking for a Tribune. Curb your tongue as your master plan is to be first citizen, but being a Tribune is a good step up the ladder.
Aquarius: Space aliens figure prominently in your horoscope this week. Take advantage of advanced technology which nobody else really seems to have, and they don't because it has not been invented yet on this planet.
Pisces: Plan ahead for when the city around you is seriously depopulated. Maybe spot a nice residence, or a ground car that one of the doomed humans keeps carefully parked in a garage. High rises without electricity for elevators are not a good idea and you can expect the mutant raccoons to take them over anyway.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this. I care.
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