Three planets struggle for domination of the stars. The Piscean cabal of Jupiter and Neptune takes on Aquarian Saturn. Jupiter and Neptune are, outwardly, in alliance. However, Jupiter's once trustworthy methods of control are being exposed by Neptune, much as a lifting fog reveals terrain. Neptune, the foot soldiers of the struggle, are horrified to discover that they are in alliance with Jupiter, whose wealth and privilege they despise. Mutual sabotage accelerates amongst these two, behind the scenes. Enter Aquarian Saturn, a faction composed of people with advanced skills and exceptional accomplishments, whose utopian lifestyle is threatened by Bolshevik Neptune. As Neptune exposes the role of Jupiter, so too are the utopian weapons of Saturn redeployed against Jupiter. As for the common people, their minds are on the (eternal) pursuit of Venus by Mars which is heating up this week. With Mars exalted, this will draw the attention of the propagandized masses; and having drawn their attention, squish (some of) the various worms of mind control used by Jupiter and Neptune (in some people). In a strategic blunder, the self loathing alliance of Jupiter and Neptune will turn to attacking Mars, which fails horribly on multiple fronts.
Aries: A wonderful week to be alive, Aries! You will have a windfall on Friday. Could be free dope; could be cash; could be advantageous investment advice. Heck, why not all three? You have two hands to grab with, and a mouth that bites.
Taurus: A space alien lover from the past makes contact early in the week. Perhaps some time travel to one of the pleasure cities of the Persians is on the menu for you, Taurus. The cost is but a pair of socks to stuff into a control mechanism of an ancient device.
Gemini: Expecting things to make sense is a luxury for the little people. Your superior intellect can change clothes without psychological trauma and dress for the weather, for success, and for comfort. The frightening master plan you start the week with changes on Tuesday, and again on Thursday. It is the hand that places the paper clips and chooses the color of the post it notes that rules the world. Those hands are yours, Gemini!
Cancer: Your peace of mind is in peril this week, Cancer. Retire to your kitchen and use your supernatural skills to master chocolate bran loaf; your reward is health and happiness. The world is over run with dumb ass primates, looking for extinction. Better to solve the ancient mystery of having the fruit in the cake not sink to the bottom.
Leo: Your attentions are being directed to other people's problems all week, distracting you from routine grooming and wardrobe maintenance. The world is a better place when everyone is looking at you, Leo; and this week the world is not a better place. The spotlight on others just reveals what spotty complexions and knuckle walker method acting training they have had.
Virgo: The peasants can be thankful that you are looking over the crashed UFO technology graphics software. Someone, but not you, just disappears at work on Monday, and reappears on Thursday, like data files used to do on human tech computers. There are other reasons than Covid to wear a mask at work.
Libra: Nothing like being popular, Libra! The intellegence operatives of foreign powers are circling around you. Actually, it is your personal playlist of tunes: it has stealth encryption of some sort of technology hailing from ancient Atlantis. Do not mention you know, because they do not know that you know.
Scorpio: Faced with the winter time challenges of grave robbery, you know you will not let yourself down and shirk the heave ho of necessary financial improvement. To the extent that you commune with the powerful psychic energy of ABBA (a band reunited, like the once dismembered parts of a space alien), so too will people just hand you their money on Monday.
Saggitarius: Total War rages around you this week, Saggitarius. Unfortunately, for others, your assignment to Veterinary Dentisty Command is disappointing, verging on sabotage by reactionary elements who have sold out to Capitalism. On Thursday, reforms are initiated. Guillotine Permanente is the name of a respected insurance company, with assets through out New Jersey.
Capricorn: Time to embrace new technology and methods, Capricorn. Maybe those time travellers know what they are talking about. I have confidence you will read the instructions and follow specified safety precautions. It is like opening a new box of chocolates. If you want to make money, make money!
Aquarius: Plotting to overthrow the government was never as much fun as now, Aquarius. The Universe always pushes your sign into influence positions in these sorts of uprisings. Hot sex with revolutionaries, piles of cash, and fun weapons! An enemy to despise, and a grateful proletariat. Wednesday, a party!
Pisces: On Thursday, a great insight into your quest for supernatural powers. Set the scene: after dark, an old lady, eerie silver knick knacks ... More of your questions will be answered then than I can tell you about. The cross word puzzle in your copy of Serial Killer Monthly Magazine contains a spelling error.
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