Top ten things to do on lockdown

Time on your hands during lockdown?  Why not do what your neighbors are doing?  Start at the top, or mix'n'match! 

1. Plot to overthrow the goverment.

2. Gather the resources you need to overthrow the government.

3. Train yourself in new skills needed to overthrow the government.

4. Zoom up with people who also want to overthrow the government.

5. Recreation as deception for dry runs to overthrow the government.

6. Weaponize your pets as necessary operatives in stealth attacks to overthrow the government.

7. Prepare some meals in advance for when you are busily involved in activities to overthrow the government.

8. Practice evasion of hated mandates to motivate yourself to overthrow the government.

9. Put together dossiers of people who oppress your freedom so you deal with them like the bedbugs they are when the time comes to overthrow the government.

10. Work on your Manifesto to explain to your fanatic followers the who, what, where, why, and when to overthrow the government.  

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.  I care.