Saturday, February 19, 2022

Horoscope for the week of February 20, 2022

Three planets struggle for the domination of the stars.  Aquarian Saturn takes on the Piscean cabal of Jupiter and Neptune.  The week begins with the Sun entering Pisces ... secret societies join in the struggle; many secret meetings are being held; intrigue exposes some profoundly disturbing people.  Jupiter, quite literally the force for 'the spirit of the law', is stacking up grievances but you will have to wait until March 6th for Piscean Jupiter to make their own bold public action.   Aquarius Mercury puts on his techno-mage hat: evil use of technology backfires, and virtuous uses have lucrative financial spin-offs.  The defections from the media, administration, and academia you just will not be known publically until later.   

 Financial institutions are ruled by Sagittarian Jupiter, not Piscean Jupiter.  Much as the medieval church (Piscean Jupiter) came along the road of good intentions to embrace usury (Sagittarian Jupiter) and hence to heresy, schism, and unrest, so too is the modern usury industry travelling along the road of good intentions.  Only those involved in the financing of heresy, schism, and unrest (church burning, say) will be put to the question.  Jupiter disapproves, in principle; Aquarian Mercury documents and communicates; Piscean Sun exposes to the light of day.  

Aries:  Your are being chased by the objects and experiences you wish to possess.  Splinter Faction Leadership goes into hiding, spinning off opportunites for personal financial growth, Aries.  The return of the Duchy of Northumbria to the crown of Scotland is on the table.  

Taurus: The Secret Faction Compound is your pleasure playground, Taurus.  Abandon yourself to the catered decadence of a dynast, and just walk in and help yourself like you are supposed to be there, to be one of them.  

Gemini: Children with above normal talents will make you question your disbeliefs about alien invasion plans for your municipality.  Some adult, somewhere, is pulling the strings.  

Cancer:  You get caught up in the lust quenching orgy that only dresses up when it is not in bed as protest.  With your eye for value, there are bargains at to be had from people selling out of the trunk of their car.  Once laundered, a used fur suit is as fresh scented as a new fur suit.

Leo: The idea that European powers can change sides is only a shocking revelation for someone who has not studied history.  The fact that levels of personal hygene and attempts at dressing in something other than comfy pyjamas has fallen, crumbled, is self apparent to all but the stupid.  

Virgo.   Your access to crashed UFO technology is put to good use this week, Virgo.  The words 'drone' and 'Killdozer' will come up in a crossword puzzle, and you will have an important clue into how the author could have pre chosen such topical words, on everyone's lips. 

Libra:  You oscillate between opportunities for quantum level sex and the greater tinglings of using power over people.  Dance from encounter to disco in the Underground Party Motel.  Wear your lizard shoes downstairs, and always be ready to get in the pool!

Scorpio: A person in your acquantence is really a Mad Scientist, not old school in the fact that they have a very interesting way of printing up all the money they need for plots and schemes.  Show your admiration for the underground facility, and its filtered, refreshed breatheable air supply for the workers. 

Sagittarius: Be the most popular at the Lodge dinner and bring up the business of staging a coup.  You have taken a medium burden off the shoulders of the Grand Master and will be rewarded with a hefty carpet bag filled with fiat currency. 

Capricorn: An extraterrestrial intellegence needs good middle managers for off planet leisure facilities.  Your name has come up.  Recommended by who?  The personal service contract keeps getting better and better.

Aquarius: You find yourself in the practical wing of the lunatic fringe.  It seems like someone  has just turned a switch in people and made them unruly and mostly peaceful.  When you hear the bagpipes in a snowstorm at night, you can be confident they will attack from all sides.

Pisces:  Your insights into practical voodoo lead to several strategic purchases for your collection.  Use spirit beings enslaved to you by charms and amulets to fetch groceries and clear snow.  Your assassination double has caught a venereal disease at an orgy you should have attended.  

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